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 It's like I can see the youtube videos that result from this already. Bonus stupid, but not suicidally so, product: 
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Help, I've fallen into a rabbit hole of inexplicable and horny Ali Express jewellery.         
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Jan 31, 2024 12:10
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Random Stranger posted:
Yeah, this is an easy win for a gun channel.
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Jan 31, 2024 12:42
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Hellequin posted:Help, I've fallen into a rabbit hole of inexplicable and horny Ali Express jewellery. Seems pretty explicable to me.
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Jan 31, 2024 16:01
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One click is all it takes to begin your ride on the spiral slide of AE madness. The question becomes how you react to the madness.
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it's nice that you have the option to buy all the terrible tourist trap souvenirs without actually travelling anywhere
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Where have you gone to, that Harley Quinn with a baseball bat stuck up her rear end is a souvenir?
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El Fideo posted:Where have you gone to, that Harley Quinn with a baseball bat stuck up her rear end is a souvenir? Florida
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El Fideo posted:Where have you gone to, that Harley Quinn with a baseball bat stuck up her rear end is a souvenir? You haven't been to the right truck stops is all
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El Fideo posted:Where have you gone to, that Harley Quinn with a baseball bat stuck up her rear end is a souvenir? Belle Reve
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There was a guy on YouTube who tested some AliExpress armour by shooting at it. From memory, he got a through and through on the helmet, but thought the vest was decent, especially for deflecting knives. Of course, this being AE, you might buy the same armour and find it was a different item from a different factory.
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This just popped up for me, probably the best brand name I have seen in a while. Ultralight Running Shoes Footwear https://a.aliexpress.com/_msaBSca
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REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS posted:This just popped up for me, probably the best brand name I have seen in a while.
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mystes posted:I guess HOKB through HOKY already got taken down for trademark infringement? I like to think of it pronounced like “hoax” I am less pleased that the rest of the world has tiny feet though. Want to try some of these fancy knock-offs cuz my feet are crap.
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El Fideo posted:Where have you gone to, that Harley Quinn with a baseball bat stuck up her rear end is a souvenir? Honestly reminds me of one of the weirdest souvenir shops I've been to. It sold a wide variety of random bullshit, but the bulk of the stock was sexy statues/posters, BUDK level mall ninja knives, and surprisingly nice terracotta pots and planters. It was in Rocky Point lol
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Finally found a shirt I can wear to a wedding AND a funeral: Fake edit: Oh poo poo, there's a double fisting version: 
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I've kind of gone crazy on Temu the past couple weeks, I think I am done ordering anything for a while, but I kept seeing poo poo I had been meaning to get. Electric razor Nail grooming set Cat water fountain Dress for wife New jacket New wallet New sunglasses Video doorbell without the smarthome give all data to Google poo poo Knife sharpener Wireless tire inflater WiFi extender Turtlenecks Hoodie Cargo sweatpants Couple of USBC chargers Sleep mask with headphones in it Sink drain plug Umbrella Backpack Basically a lot of stuff, I checked my purchase history this was all under $150 total, very much looking forward to it
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John Wick of Dogs posted:I've kind of gone crazy on Temu the past couple weeks, I think I am done ordering anything for a while, but I kept seeing poo poo I had been meaning to get.  "
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Well the fun thing is it's all stuff I legitimately needed and had been meaning to get for a while (plus a couple Valentine's gifts) but was just too lazy to shop for. Temu got its claws in me cause I wanted a turtleneck shirt and they were the first Google result, then they were like "I'm a mobile game actually pick a bunch of other poo poo and we will mark it down" and I was like oh ok. The int thing they keep telling me they have a discount on they think I want is a drone though. I don't know why they think I'm interested, I have scrolled past it every time.
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You said it, they have their claws in you. Really it’s probably algorithm, they have eventually talked me into a few things though, so they know their target demographic.
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I mean, I bought that whole pile or ersatz Lego and tchotchkes from Temu.
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What's this in my AliX Recommends email..? https://www.aliexpress.us/item/3256805899669045.html 
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Why doesn't anyone have sheathes for my strategic axe
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Alucard posted:Why doesn't anyone have sheathes for my strategic axe Amazing post+avatar combo
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obi_ant posted:Geez, that quote is grim. Consumption is what they used to call tuberculosis.
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This seems totally safe and good Multifunctional hand electric drill to plate cutter Electric drill iron sheet cutter to metal plate cutter https://a.aliexpress.com/_msjeNVY
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Looks safer than the pneumatic sheers I’ve used in the past.
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Is someone printing "guarantee: we think this will not shatter while in use and spray your face with high impact metal shards" stickers? because I can see the market for that.
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Got a ton of my Temu poo poo, almost all of it. Jacket: A little tight across the chest but looks good and tons of pockets, will see how it holds up Umbrella: Nice and compact, functional. Wallet: Nice and compact, functional. Electric Shaver: Takes a bit of effort but does the job. Really gotta work it Electric Trimmer: This one is great. Cheap as hell and smells like burning plastic if you have it on for more than a minute, but works very well and does not cut my skin. Little bag: Great, despite it's small size fits basically everything I need to carry with a ton of pockets and meshes for keeping things separated Turtlenecks: No tags so I have a tough time telling which way is forward. Either way feels a little wrong. But the fabric is very soft and warm. One of them has some loose threads. Dress for wife: Very cute. A little long, but that's the size they advertised. Will be fine in heels. Sexy underwear for wife: Haven't given them to her yet, they look and feel like they'll be comfortable. Cat water fountain: Leaks out of the bottom. Completely worthless and has to be returned. Video doorbell: Haven't installed yet. Nail grooming set: nice little compact container for the set and they all feel nice and solid. I trimmed my nails a couple days before getting it so haven't used it yet. Air compressor: Looks like it will work but I haven't tried it yet. Hoodie: Comfy and looks good I think "Steampunk" sunglasses: I don't know why they call these steampunk. I wouldn't have ordered if I thought they looked steampunk. But they look good , nice and dark, and reflect everything. WiFi extender: Got this to replace an older one that's crapping out a bit, gotta see how it goes.
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John Wick of Dogs posted:Air compressor: Looks like it will work but I haven't tried it yet. Please post pics of this explosive device.
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I've taken to sewing tiny loops of embroidery thread onto things to mark their orientations
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Nettle Soup posted:I've taken to sewing tiny loops of embroidery thread onto things to mark their orientations You can just buy gay pride merch pre-made, you know.
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John Wick of Dogs posted:Got a ton of my Temu poo poo, almost all of it. You can just say you tried it on, no judgement. I’m racking up a considerable AE cart with quite a few hand tools which could endanger my health (not even powered!) Hoping not but keeps things interesting. Trying to resist pulling the trigger but I have actually needed a couple of the things more than once recently.
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I bought a xiaomi phone because mine was dying, and let me tell you, clicking on their "buy now" button on a super swishy fancy website and being dropped into a ali store page is very loving funny Phone is good and i saved $350~ waiting for the version they're putting out here in two months, and because i caught the launch literally the second it came up they gave me a bonus xiaomi earbuds
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That cat fountain that was busted Temu just did a full refund no questions asked. Of course I also bought filters for the thing so I have to buy one anyway that at least takes the same kind of filters
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BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:I bought a xiaomi phone because mine was dying, and let me tell you, clicking on their "buy now" button on a super swishy fancy website and being dropped into a ali store page is very loving funny I hate that our phone market is so loving poo poo in the west and its difficult/sketchy getting access to the many Chinese phones that are cheaper and often better than whats on offer over here. gently caress apple
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Does Apple have different phones in China? I did not know that!
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Subjunctive posted:Does Apple have different phones in China? I did not know that! They’re nominally different for the radio and hardware SIM cards, IIRC, as well as applying software tweaks to maps and flag emoji and poo poo to appease the government. iPhones are pretty similar, there might be more meaningful differences on the Android side of the fence.
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I'm not sure what's going on but zero of the items I've had shipped via Cainaio Super Economy in the last five months have arrived. Everything has been refunded so far, it's just annoying. AliExpress standard delivery continues to be outstanding, fast, and everything arrives. It just costs more and for low value items it can be as expensive as the item itself. How has Cainaio Super Economy been working for others? Particularly in Australia but I'm interested in knowing if this is a global issue as well.
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