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Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; bone shaking.
soul baking.

boosted

# ? Aug 10, 2016 00:56

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DarkCrawler: Apr 6, 2009; by vyelkin

iospace posted:

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/763093095240044544

Economic speech: done. Hillary getting sued by Benghazi parents: done. FBI flubs: done. This is the week's loving news cycle.

Always trust on the Don.

# ? Aug 10, 2016 00:56

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

Slate Action posted:

At risk of Joementum-ing myself, I still believe the polls will tighten. I will revise my opinion if the current numbers still hold in a couple weeks.

You may be right and I'm asking because I legit don't know, but is there evidence of the polling trends flattening or reversing yet?

# ? Aug 10, 2016 00:56

Typo: Aug 19, 2009; Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes

Remember this thread back in May when everyone was saying about how he's gonna "pivot" to the center and win?

Little did we know that he would "pivot" to "more crazy"

# ? Aug 10, 2016 00:56

That DICK!: Sep 28, 2010

Boosted_C5 posted:

They came from.... Behind!

# ? Aug 10, 2016 00:56

shiksa: Nov 9, 2009; i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Boosted_C5 posted:

I can't do it anymore. Baghdad Bob would blush.

THIS IS A loving DISASTER AND WE'RE GOING DOWN IN FLAMES

gently caress WHY DIDN'T I JUST TAKE ANOTHER BUSH AND LIKE IT

Lol what the gently caress did you expect, that everyone is as loving dumb and crazy as the gop primary crowd?

# ? Aug 10, 2016 00:57

Typo: Aug 19, 2009; Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes

Boosted_C5 posted:

I can't do it anymore. Baghdad Bob would blush.

THIS IS A loving DISASTER AND WE'RE GOING DOWN IN FLAMES

gently caress WHY DIDN'T I JUST TAKE ANOTHER BUSH AND LIKE IT

wear the hat

# ? Aug 10, 2016 00:57

Phi230: Feb 2, 2016; by Fluffdaddy

Boosted_C5 posted:

What the hell.

I do a little yardwork and this thread explodes.

People are making a big deal out of that and trying to argue that Trump literally called for Hillary to be shot?

LOL.

Why is the left so deranged when their candidate is winning right now by a lot?

What mode of suicide will you choose to pursue when Truml loses in landslide?

# ? Aug 10, 2016 00:57

Homeless Friend: Jul 16, 2007

Boosted_C5 posted:

I can't do it anymore. Baghdad Bob would blush.

THIS IS A loving DISASTER AND WE'RE GOING DOWN IN FLAMES

gently caress WHY DIDN'T I JUST TAKE ANOTHER BUSH AND LIKE IT

# ? Aug 10, 2016 00:58

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

https://mobile.twitter.com/SpeakerRyan/status/763148131760500737

Will somebody please tell Paul Ryan what Donald Trump just said.

# ? Aug 10, 2016 00:58

sector_corrector: Jan 18, 2012; by Nyc_Tattoo

Slate Action posted:

At risk of Joementum-ing myself, I still believe the polls will tighten. I will revise my opinion if the current numbers still hold in a couple weeks.

If I was betting money, then I'd put it on the race tightening back up, but at this point who loving knows.

# ? Aug 10, 2016 00:59

Karl Sharks: Feb 20, 2008; The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

Boosted_C5 posted:

SEC football cannot start soon enough.

SON OF A BITCH.

How the gently caress is that horrible monster Hillary Clinton going to be allowed to be President. She's a goddamn traitor, a Wall-Street puppet, a criminal unethical piece of human trash.

And she gets to be President

gently caress THIS GAY EARTH

Boosted_C5 posted:

I can't do it anymore. Baghdad Bob would blush.

THIS IS A loving DISASTER AND WE'RE GOING DOWN IN FLAMES

gently caress WHY DIDN'T I JUST TAKE ANOTHER BUSH AND LIKE IT

# ? Aug 10, 2016 00:59

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

I can't wait for President Abuela

# ? Aug 10, 2016 00:59

Slate Action: Feb 13, 2012; by exmarx

zoux posted:

You may be right and I'm asking because I legit don't know, but is there evidence of the polling trends flattening or reversing yet?

Not really. But the polls still are only looking at the 1 - 1.5 weeks following the DNC, for the most part. I'm waiting until they reflect, say, 3 weeks post-DNC, when you would expect a bounce to have definitively faded.

e: If the polls from roughly 8/15-8/21 still show the current numbers is when I'll admit I am wrong.

# ? Aug 10, 2016 00:59

Cao Ni Ma: May 25, 2010

triple sulk posted:

I can't wait for President Abuela

You want her killed or something?

# ? Aug 10, 2016 01:00

Karl Sharks: Feb 20, 2008; The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

Nitrousoxide posted:

How would you resist an already repealed first amendment? Speech? Religion? Assembly?

Hmm seeing a possible problem here.

like you would if you disagreed with anything politicians do: voting

# ? Aug 10, 2016 01:00

exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

It must be hard being an old guard Republican, despising the Clintons for 25 years and knowing it would eventually come to this moment where Hillary would be the Democrats' nominee for president. You've built up this entire tidal wave of oppo research and the full broadsides of the rightwing media to align on your nemesis, and then at the very last minute Clown Hitler steals the nomination and proceeds to poo poo the bed at every given opportunity.

# ? Aug 10, 2016 01:01

Woodchip: Mar 28, 2010

For Boosted, it was a total meltdown, the end of his world.

For us, it was Tuesday.

Tuesday #2.

# ? Aug 10, 2016 01:01

Bushido Brown: Mar 30, 2011

I think boosted has a pretty good shtick. I appreciate him.

It's too much to ask for an earnest, coherent, full-throated Trump supporter, as though such a person exists at this point.

# ? Aug 10, 2016 01:01

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

zoux posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/SpeakerRyan/status/763148131760500737

Will somebody please tell Paul Ryan what Donald Trump just said.

Every time someone starts to say Do- or Tr- Paul Ryan suplexes them to unconsciousness

Reince hits them with a liquor bottle

# ? Aug 10, 2016 01:01

Homeless Friend: Jul 16, 2007

Woodchip posted:

For Boosted, it was a total meltdown, the end of his world.

For us, it was Tuesday.

Tuesday #2.

edit:

# ? Aug 10, 2016 01:02

Leviathan: Oct 8, 2001; _{I hear the jury's

still out.. on science.}; Fun Shoe

ahhh, time for monumental chris hayes circle jerk over the gaffe

# ? Aug 10, 2016 01:02

Deteriorata: Feb 6, 2005

zoux posted:

You may be right and I'm asking because I legit don't know, but is there evidence of the polling trends flattening or reversing yet?

# ? Aug 10, 2016 01:02

paranoid randroid: Mar 4, 2007

Montasque posted:

You cruel monsters broke Boosted.

good

# ? Aug 10, 2016 01:02

passionate dongs: May 23, 2001; Snitchin' is Bitchin'

i was really worried for a moment that a script reading trump would result in fewer gaffes but

# ? Aug 10, 2016 01:02

Fix: Jul 26, 2005; NEWT THE MOON

Boosted_C5 posted:

I can't do it anymore. Baghdad Bob would blush.

THIS IS A loving DISASTER AND WE'RE GOING DOWN IN FLAMES

gently caress WHY DIDN'T I JUST TAKE ANOTHER BUSH AND LIKE IT

In your defense... Jeb was a mess.

# ? Aug 10, 2016 01:02

CortezFantastic: Aug 10, 2003; I SEE DEMONS

Boosted_C5 posted:

What the hell.

I do a little yardwork and this thread explodes.

People are making a big deal out of that and trying to argue that Trump literally called for Hillary to be shot?

LOL.

Why is the left so deranged when their candidate is winning right now by a lot?

cowardly, lyin'!

e: made before i saw the meltdown, good to see the mask drop

# ? Aug 10, 2016 01:03

DaveWoo: Aug 14, 2004; Fun Shoe

Al! posted:

Every time someone starts to say Do- or Tr- Paul Ryan suplexes them to unconsciousness

Reince hits them with a liquor bottle

Mitch retracts his head into his body cavity.

# ? Aug 10, 2016 01:03

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buried by all of this

https://twitter.com/jeneps/status/763109299279294464

# ? Aug 10, 2016 01:03

Montasque: Jul 18, 2003; Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

I really thought "Kill the bitch" would be the October surprise but here we are!

# ? Aug 10, 2016 01:04

eonwe: Aug 11, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

lol

# ? Aug 10, 2016 01:04

SpiderHyphenMan: Apr 1, 2010; by Fluffdaddy

Boosted_C5 posted:

I can't do it anymore. Baghdad Bob would blush.

THIS IS A loving DISASTER AND WE'RE GOING DOWN IN FLAMES

gently caress WHY DIDN'T I JUST TAKE ANOTHER BUSH AND LIKE IT

Slow and steady wins the race.

# ? Aug 10, 2016 01:04

Johnny Joestar: Oct 21, 2010; Don't shoot him?

...
...

but for real why is boosted still an ik

# ? Aug 10, 2016 01:04

exquisite tea: Apr 21, 2007; Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."

Slate Action posted:

Not really. But the polls still are only looking at the 1 - 1.5 weeks following the DNC, for the most part. I'm waiting until they reflect, say, 3 weeks post-DNC, when you would expect a bounce to have definitively faded.

e: If the polls from roughly 8/15-8/21 still show the current numbers is when I'll admit I am wrong.

I think what the latest round of polls have indicated is that...

a) Hillary Clinton has more room to grow than Donald Trump in the head-to-heads
b) She needs to be ahead in the popular vote by around 2% on election day to win decisively and comfortably
c) Pennsylvania is effectively out of reach for Trump and barring some miracle we're more likely to see a 269-269 Electionacolypse.

# ? Aug 10, 2016 01:05

Johnny Joestar: Oct 21, 2010; Don't shoot him?

...
...

this is mostly just kinda sad by this point

# ? Aug 10, 2016 01:05

Mia Wasikowska: Oct 7, 2006

magiccarpet posted:

hillary replied people died

haha

# ? Aug 10, 2016 01:05

dimebag dinkman: Feb 20, 2003

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

Slow and steady wins the race.

https://twitter.com/JebBush/status/631194547649818624

# ? Aug 10, 2016 01:06

Raskolnikov38: Mar 3, 2007; We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Boosted_C5 posted:

Yes.

Amending the constitution to strip millions of Americans of their rights would be horrific. I pray such a tragedy never comes to pass.

Only someone truly evil and despicable would support something like that.

the 13th amendment stripped away the rights of Americas to own people as slaves. your thoughts?

# ? Aug 10, 2016 01:07

Deteriorata: Feb 6, 2005

exquisite tea posted:

I think what the latest round of polls have indicated is that...

a) Hillary Clinton has more room to grow than Donald Trump in the head-to-heads
b) She needs to be ahead in the popular vote by around 2% on election day to win decisively and comfortably
c) Pennsylvania is effectively out of reach for Trump and barring some miracle we're more likely to see a 269-269 Electionacolypse.

No one is going to decide that Donald Trump is their kind of guy at this point. His numbers will only go down. Hillary may not go up a lot, but she doesn't need to.

# ? Aug 10, 2016 01:07

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paranoid randroid: Mar 4, 2007

Johnny Joestar posted:

but for real why is boosted still an ik

incumbent advantage

# ? Aug 10, 2016 01:09

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