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Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

do u know jenny posted:

You are thinking of Huckabee's son

Please don't encourage him to write erotica about Huckabee's obese psycho son.

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Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

I AM THE TOILET posted:

"Mom."

Melania looked up from her jigsaw puzzle. That same twinge of dread wracked her arms, her face, her breast.

"Mom, come here."

She closed her eyes, counted to five. Then she scooted the chair back from the $200,000 desk that Donald bought her. She stood up, slowly, and walked into the living room, her high heels clacking loudly and reverberating.

Barron was, once again, slumped against the couch, legs spread. The fly of his pants was down, boxer-briefs still snug around his waist.

"I want you to touch me again."

Melania stood still, locking her gaze with her son's.

And in the back of her head, she envisioned a world where Barron laughed, said he was joking, and asked if she wanted to go get some ice cream.

Or go to the movies.

Or see what's playing on Broadway.

"Hey mom, I wanna visit the MOMA. Will you take me?"

or even just

Can we get McDonald's?

But she stood there, she looking into his eyes, and he looking into hers, and her feeling the cold, wet, metallic, reptilian, innate logic of her husband's child drilling deep into her, reducing her to the most basic elements that would ever feed the most animalistic hungers this person could ever know.

So once again, Melania crossed the living room floor. And she reached down towards those boxer-briefs, ready to do what a mother must yet do again for a child such as Barron.

"No," he said.

And Melania stopped, and looked him in the eyes again.

"Do it with your mouth," he said.

I want off the Trump train

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
http://www.newyorker.com/news/john-cassidy/a-saudi-prince-burns-donald-trump

quote:

With his battle with Megyn Kelly and Fox News still raging, Donald Trump got into another spat on Thursday—this time with an ultra-wealthy Saudi prince who helped him out, financially, twice in the nineteen-nineties, when some of Trump’s businesses were struggling.

On Thursday afternoon, he posted a tweet of his own, in English, which read, “Trump:You base your statements on photoshopped pics?I bailed you out twice;a 3rd time,maybe?”

The second deal came in 1995, when bin Talal and a partner, a Singapore hotels company, paid hundreds of millions of dollars to take control of The Plaza, on Fifth Avenue, from Trump. A Times story at the time said that the buyers had agreed to “pay part, or all, of Mr. Trump’s $300 million mortgage on the hotel, guarantee interest payments on Mr. Trump’s Plaza debt and spend $28 million to renovate part of the hotel.” Trump, the article said, was “under heavy pressure because of more than $115 million of guarantees he has given on the Trump Organization’s debt, and because of his recently announced attempt to raise $250 million to expand his casino investments.”

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

"Hey guys, what's going on in this thread?"

:yikes:

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
this is a really good lol

https://twitter.com/BraddJaffy/status/865541220373676033

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
not as mcuh as this though

https://twitter.com/mattmfm/status/...r%3D396%23pti35

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

Feminasty Slut posted:

Retards with boundless national pride elected an idiot who made the United States a global joke hmbol

StupidSexyVaultGuy
Jul 26, 2003




There are no lols here.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009




Oh my god. Impeach this rear end in a top hat

Coco Rodreguiz
Jan 12, 2007

Peckerhead isn't used enough as an insult if you ask me.
Dos Cuchara Trump has a list of rules that must be followed by his babysitter.

"He'll only pay attention for 30 seconds. He's already had ice cream tonight don't let him trick you."

Raged
Jul 21, 2003

A revolution of beats

tao of lmao posted:

I will defend against you writing lovely slashfic about a god drat child. Are you retarded?

Yeah that poo poo is just wrong and not lol worthy

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo
lmao imagine Easy D surrounded by real politicians, all of whom are eating some really nice fancy food, clumsily sawing away at a piece of charred leather slathered in ketchup

it dont matter
Aug 29, 2008


It's questionable whether he even knows the name of the country he's in, let alone its history or problems.


This bodes well for his trip. Trump's total domination shtick won't necessarily work in his favour against megarich Saudi's who can easily afford to not give a gently caress.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/SimonMaloy/stat...r%3D397%23pti34

Teriyaki Koinku
Nov 25, 2008

Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!

StupidSexyVaultGuy posted:

All NATO personnel are being told to avoid anything that looks like this:



:hmbol:

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

alphabettitouretti posted:

It's questionable whether he even knows the name of the country he's in, let alone its history or problems.

He said Belgium was a beautiful city after calling Brussels a hellhole.

He's going to have a nice welcome committee when he visits the city

Raged
Jul 21, 2003

A revolution of beats

Jesus gently caress. He is really a baby.

Cough Drop The Beat
Jan 22, 2012

by Lowtax

Lol imagine everyone eating some amazingly delicious unique high-end Saudi cuisine and Trump is awkwardly cutting into a disgusting overdone steak swimming in ketchup 😂

Coco Rodreguiz
Jan 12, 2007

Peckerhead isn't used enough as an insult if you ask me.
Keep an eye on his tiny hands. They'll probably have the name of the country he's currently visiting written in sharpie on them.

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
lol if true

https://twitter.com/Phil_Mattingly/...r%3D398%23pti20

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
think of how bad trump is all the time and then make it his first official trip out of America as president when while campaigning he flew back to new york for his bed every night and add in some severe jet lag

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames

Coco Rodreguiz posted:

Keep an eye on his tiny hands. They'll probably have the name of the country he's currently visiting written in sharpie on them.

Secret Service: "Ok whose the fuckin' smartass that told him we're headed to "Tattooine"?

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape
Trump: that steak was good, do y'all have any pork chops?

it dont matter
Aug 29, 2008

https://apnews.com/5e7e20245bc744fc8a6e71745239f56a/Worldwide-effort-set-to-keep-Trump-happy-on-1st-trip-abroad

quote:

The trip marks the first time since taking office that Trump has spent a night away from the White House at a property that doesn’t bear his name.

That's kind of amazing. So much winning!

quote:

The Slovenian-born Mrs. Trump is the more seasoned international traveler in the relationship. She lived and worked as a model in Paris and Milan before moving to New York, and speaks multiple languages.

Two scoops can barely manage English. The trophy wife is a more seasoned traveler, almost certainly smarter, and probably a better diplomat.

it dont matter fucked around with this message at 13:53 on May 19, 2017

Teriyaki Koinku
Nov 25, 2008

Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!

Calm Waters posted:

what the flying gently caress. that's unbelievably blatant conflict of interest. all the creaky old conservative fucks who go to sleep on sheets printed with the constitutional articles can't possibly be abiding this poo poo.

Voters are terminally stupid and Congressmen are corrupt hypocrites, news at 11.

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

and yet

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/509881954326835200

Teriyaki Koinku
Nov 25, 2008

Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!

lilljonas posted:

And also think about the poor staffers on the plane, who won't have any bushes to hide in when Trumpsters starts his tantrums.

The only safe place will be the plane toilets, and I doubt there's one for everyone.

There's still the emergency door.

Snatch Duster posted:

washington is pretty complicated. I get laughing at a complete outsider bumbling his way from one gaffe to the next, but I would assume the Repubs are happy with how the media is fixed on Trump's two scoops and supposed Russia connection. This allows the GOP to quietly push through poo poo that otherwise might have been picked up by the national circuit.

For example, Net Neutrality being killed.

Uhhhhh no, they're not happy at all about the media focus, especially if it means potentially implicating top GOP congressional leadership in the Russia scandal let alone derailing their healthcare agenda.

Did you not see the video of McConnell being asked by a reporter about Flynn in the Congressional underground monorail?

E: oh poo poo, it's Snatch Duster I'm responding to, never mind :lol:

Teriyaki Koinku fucked around with this message at 14:01 on May 19, 2017

Multilake
Dec 11, 2016

If you're in a jam, a crayon scrunched under your nose makes a good pretend moustache.

I'm going to lol loudly if he demands free oil later today!

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Jose posted:

think of how bad trump is all the time and then make it his first official trip out of America as president when while campaigning he flew back to new york for his bed every night and add in some severe jet lag

He looked pretty fuckin rough at that presser yesterday

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008


haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






LEMON FLAVORED LIKE PEE
PISS TAPE IS REAL

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost

Teriyaki Koinku posted:


E: oh poo poo, it's Snatch Duster I'm responding to, never mind :lol:

That's the only problem with the ignore button - you still have to read when someone quotes that person.

turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

Oh, do you guys remember in that leaked GOP meeting tape how one of the people speaking said that Trump and Rohrabacher were being paid by Russia? It was just totally a joke though so

https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/865532085875822592

Oh...

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






turn off the TV posted:

Oh, do you guys remember in that leaked GOP meeting tape how one of the people speaking said that Trump and Rohrabacher were being paid by Russia? It was just totally a joke though so

https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/865532085875822592

Oh...

That guy also claims he lost a drunken arm wrestling match to Putin in the 90s

Scary!
Oct 22, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo
As much as it's fun to make fun of trump, I'd actually give him props if he somehow stuck it to the Saudis during the trip.

moskiitto
Feb 27, 2013

Overlardness


That Trumps "I did a bad thing" face and Erdogan going to the car fast.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
Trump is looking more unhealthy than usual, puts a smile on my face

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

quote:

Some White House staffers have turned to impeachment gallows humor. Other mid-level aides have started contacting consultants, shopping their résumés. And at least one senior staffer has begun privately talking to friends about what a post-White House job would look like, according to two people close to the staffer.

[...]

And a third [source] said that others [in the White House] are sticking around purely for self-interest, hoping to juice their future earning potential. This Republican added that any savvy White House staffer should be keeping a diary.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/poli...5d82_story.html

lol

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turn off the TV
Aug 4, 2010

moderately annoying

Scary! posted:

As much as it's fun to make fun of trump, I'd actually give him props if he somehow stuck it to the Saudis during the trip.

Considering he won't even say anything about Erdogan having his body guards assault protesters in DC, I'm guessing he's not going to try anything with the Saudis on purpose.

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