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carry on then posted:lol @ thinking 120 is vigorous tho lol if your resting heart rate is above 50 bpm
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# ? Jan 26, 2016 18:59 |
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# ? Jan 26, 2016 18:59 |
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would i get access to his exclusive how to use windows 10 ebook?
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# ? Jan 26, 2016 18:59 |
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lmfao
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# ? Jan 26, 2016 18:59 |
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here's the full survey https://www.surveymonkey.com/r/thurrott_twitter
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# ? Jan 26, 2016 19:01 |
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give me one oif your emails
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# ? Jan 26, 2016 20:26 |
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what would you expect to get in this members-only area? "writing above a fifth grade level"
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# ? Jan 26, 2016 20:41 |
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Welp that was fun. I hope my answers to of get a job and install Ubuntu were fair and balanced
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# ? Jan 26, 2016 21:04 |
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Sagebrush posted:i don't know. are there any of those places where you can buy a grey-market key for like 40 bucks instead of 200? if you have an educational email address you can sign up for dreamspark and then get the license information from onthehub.com and download the installers. this is separate from the office 365 version and imo better because it does not expire when your "subscription" expires. most schools are signed up where everyone gets office and a windows license but if you are in a computer related class you can get server licenses and a lot more stuff. you dont really need to be enrolled in computer classes you just have to email the right person to get you on the better list
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# ? Jan 26, 2016 21:10 |
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duTrieux. posted:licensing is structured such that, without going to volume licensing, it's impossible for small businesses to legally use access office 365 e3 is fine for small business and it includes access 2016. you buy it straight from microsoft on the office 365 portal. if you buy it through a reseller like cdw you can get a small discount (~3%) and get bumped up to silver support if you would normally be too small for that. there is a lot of stuff wrong with microsoft licensing but subscription based office is a huge improvement over having different types of server cals and software assurance and having to pay for pro licensing to get exchange archiving in outlook and per core licensing for sql when you have a lot of cores or a lot of cpus and are using virtualization
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# ? Jan 26, 2016 21:42 |
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http://www.businessinsider.com.au/joe-belfiore-on-why-he-uses-an-iphone-2016-1
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our dogfood is poo poo so we're not going to eat it anymore
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# ? Jan 27, 2016 00:14 |
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lol. instead of saying "oops, hacked" like anyone else, in true microsoft fashion he's written a loving wall of text about it: http://www.theverge.com/2016/1/26/10832284/joe-belfiore-iphone-user#356362075 complete with CAPS LOCK and bold text sprinkled throughout. it reads like a used car salesman caught looking at donkey porn. also why is he only working 3 months this year jeez.
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# ? Jan 27, 2016 00:57 |
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PleasureKevin posted:what would you expect to get in this members-only area?
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# ? Jan 27, 2016 01:05 |
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lol at this apologism.quote:Firstly, the man's taking a year-long hiatus from his day job, and there's no way he could ever feel like he was off duty if he was running around using devices and software that he could help change and refine. im betting most Apple employees don't pick up a sarnsung when they go on vacation
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https://blogs.windows.com/devices/2016/01/26/surfacing-the-facts/
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more teams are turning to Surface tablets during the critical moments of the game because they can better quality images faster
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# ? Jan 27, 2016 01:36 |
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lol
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# ? Jan 27, 2016 01:37 |
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I’ve gotten a lot of questions about this outage so I thought it was important to not only explain what happened on Sunday: [ proceeds to not talk about what happened on sunday and instead say how good surface is ]
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# ? Jan 27, 2016 02:32 |
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lol that microsoft would let a $400 million marketing campaign with the NFL be threatened by a single network cable "failure" during a game
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mishaq posted:lol that microsoft would let a $400 million marketing campaign with the NFL be threatened by a single network cable "failure" during a game
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carry on then posted:lol @ thinking 120 is vigorous tho chicken is clearly resting
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# ? Jan 27, 2016 04:24 |
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mishaq posted:lol that microsoft would let a $400 million marketing campaign with the NFL be threatened by a single network cable "failure" during a game they can't say the real reason which is karma
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PleasureKevin posted:also why is he only working 3 months this year jeez.
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32MB OF ESRAM posted:give me one oif your emails satya.nadella@outlook.com it was available its mine now
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buttcrackmenace posted:satya.nadella@outlook.com ahahahahhahhaa
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buttcrackmenace posted:satya.nadella@outlook.com lmao
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buttcrackmenace posted:satya.nadella@outlook.com lol
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# ? Jan 27, 2016 17:04 |
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Joe here — I wanted to comment because I think it’s useful for anyone working in tech.. or ASPIRING to work in tech.. to think about the trade-offs involved in what somehow appears as a "dramatic" decision! I suspect the significant majority of you will land on the same side of the issue that I have… My job for the last couple of years has been (1) to curate the PC experience for Windows PCs (including tablet devices) and (2) to curate the experience for Windows Phones. In both capacities, it’s very important for me to understand products like the iPhone and Android phones, which are heavily used by PC users around the world, and which represent the competition for Windows Phone. Consumers and business users expect their PCs and phones to work in concert— so to satisfy our customers we need to consider the devices they use AS WELL AS the devices we’d like them to use. On a 9-month leave-of-absence, I have a HUGE AND UNUSUAL opportunity to get to know these products deeply. To understand the benefits and drawbacks of a full ecosystem like Windows, Android, iOS — you have to LIVE IN IT. You have to feel its strengths and weaknesses, be let down, be delighted. And you can’t do that just "playing around" with a device for a couple of days. You have to learn the UI, upload your photos, use cross-device apps and tools… all of it. When we are developing a release of Windows, we MUST use it all the time, on all devices, in order to find the bugs, iterate the design. There’s really no choice or we can’t build Windows as well as we should. On a leave-of-absence, there are tons of talented people doing that every day, which gives me the possibility of spending depth time on other devices, and using Windows very much like you Insiders do, without full knowledge of what’s happening "behind the curtain". Furthermore, there’s a lot of work happening at MS which integrates Windows PCs with iOS and Android devices— like bringing Cortana to these phones so your intelligent assistant can help you whereever you are. I want to experience and understand all that work deeply too. So … I think Vlad has it right when he says "it’s OK". (Thank you, Vlad.) But, I’d go farther and say "it’d be CRAZY not to"! In fact, when I posted on FB that I was taking a leave, I did mention explicitly that I would do this… and (horror of horrors) I’ve followed through, spending a bunch of time using Google Maps, Spotify, Periscope, a MacBook, a Nexus phone, etc. And.. in today’s Microsoft, this practical, customer-focused attitude is well celebrated and supported. (and.. btw… I love my Surface Book!) That’s all from me. Back to quality time with my family, well, and thinking about the (still-obviously-so-entertaining) question of what I could do next with my hair…
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# ? Jan 27, 2016 17:05 |
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those are the verbatim words of the senior vice president of a 12 figgie technology company who decided to post in the comments section of a verge article written as damage control
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qirex posted:Joe here joe here is a loving bitch and a fucktard and should be derided and canned instead of posting this worthless word salad for the world to read.
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qirex posted:those are the verbatim words of the senior vice president of a 12 figgie technology company who decided to post in the comments section of a verge article written as damage control its unbelievable, to me.
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it's so bad it could only be real what's unbelievable to me is that he was the champion of metro, the interface paradigm so unappealing it destroyed windows phone and did permanent damage to microsoft windows and he got promoted brownie, you're doing a heck of a job
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qirex posted:On a 9-month leave-of-absence, I have a HUGE AND UNUSUAL opportunity to get to know these products deeply. To understand the benefits and drawbacks of a full ecosystem like Windows, Android, iOS — you have to LIVE IN IT. You have to feel its strengths and weaknesses, be let down, be delighted. I'm ready for "delight" and "delighted" to run its course as buzzword verb/adjective de jour. I see poo poo like "you must love delighting customers" in job ads and it just reads really gross and vaguely sexual
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https://www.thurrott.com/windows/windows-10/64209/tripadvisor-windows-10-app-to-be-pre-loaded-on-windows-10-devicesquote:TripAdvisor, a popular website for those looking for travel advice and reviews, will be releasing an app for Windows 10 this year. The product will be a true Universal app which means that it will work across all devices that are running Windows 10. windows literally had this whole "Signature Edition" thing about avoiding bloatware their lovely OEMs stuck on their PCs and now they're doing the same thing RubberJohnny fucked around with this message at 17:28 on Jan 27, 2016 |
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Holy poo poo lenovo, how low can you go http://www.bestbuy.com/site/lenovo-...4&skuId=4475000
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theultimo posted:Holy poo poo lenovo, how low can you go lmao
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theultimo posted:Holy poo poo lenovo, how low can you go It actually looks a nice laptop. We finally have price parity with software, soon the hardware will be cheaper than the software.
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theultimo posted:Holy poo poo lenovo, how low can you go tax refund season, bitch.
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theultimo posted:Holy poo poo lenovo, how low can you go lenomarf the netbook's makin a comeback boys get on that train
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