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rscott
Dec 10, 2009

JHVH-1 posted:

You don't vote either?

I do vote!

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Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes

Tatum Girlparts posted:

Yea pretty much if we're bringing the draft back we have waaaay bigger issues than "HEY CHICKS GET DRAFTED TOO RIGHT???"

It's a dumb redmeat MRA issue that 99% of everybody don't give a poo poo about

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

FuriousxGeorge posted:

Because military leaders are currently saying it's time for women to register.

Ok let them register for this stupid thing that will never happen because even the most hawkish congress knows they won't survive re-establishing the draft, and also PMCs and poo poo exist.

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

Von Sloneker posted:

DOWN WITH PHILANTHROPY

All charity is now state enforced :getin:

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
This question is from a "Partner in a Wealth Management Firm".

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
"Hey Mike, you wanna vote to start the draft again?"

"I dunno, Thunder Fucker Private Defense Firm just bought me a steak dinner and let me shoot a machine gun on their range, can't we send them?"

"Oh yea, and that other thing would be political suicide, good call."

The Kingfish
Oct 21, 2015


She's never gonna admit that people are suspicious about her actual record.

SirKibbles
Feb 27, 2011

I didn't like your old red text so here's some dancing cash. :10bux:

lamentable dustman posted:

There is nothing wrong with preping for a draft or whatever. The fact that you still register at 18 is kinda dumb though, seems like the gov't would already have any needed records.

I liked her using it to push for auto voter registration at least, it's a non issue to me though

navyjack
Jul 15, 2006



Joementum posted:

Woah, I didn't expect her to own the "vast right wing conspiracy" quote. Good on her for doing it.

She's actually kind of human in this, it's making me like her a little more than usual.

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

The Kingfish posted:

She's never gonna admit that people are suspicious about her actual record.

You can google it.

FuriousxGeorge
Aug 8, 2007

We've been the best team all year.

They're just finding out.

Tatum Girlparts posted:

Ok let them register for this stupid thing that will never happen because even the most hawkish congress knows they won't survive re-establishing the draft, and also PMCs and poo poo exist.

Having every young woman sign up for the possibility of randomly being sent off to war is a major social change even without an active draft. Your answer is fine. Literally any other answer is better than the standard Clinton, "I don't know yet, we haven't finished the polling."

Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.
Even though the question is on the screen below her, somehow while she was yammering on I still managed to forget whatever the question was

Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe
How is this Rabbi not for the Sand-man?

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
This is a good question and I want more Talmudic riddle questions in debates.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
This is the most loving Rabbi question I've ever heard

Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.
Thank you Hippy Dippy Rabbi Man

SirKibbles
Feb 27, 2011

I didn't like your old red text so here's some dancing cash. :10bux:
The gently caress is this question ....oh ok gently caress it was confusing

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Joementum posted:

This is a good question and I want more Talmudic riddle questions in debates.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



I feel like I just had a stroke listening to this dude's question

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
Every debate must be modded by a trio of Rabbis from different branches, who's with me? We'll go fifty minutes before a question is actually answered.

Von Sloneker
Jul 6, 2009

as if all this was something more
than another footnote on a postcard from nowhere,
another chapter in the handbook for exercises in futility
Tell us about your Tupacs.

navyjack
Jul 15, 2006



This rabbi is telling some kind of weird riddle...:jewish:

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

Such a Jewish question, love it

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

Give stupid answers, get stupid questions.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Tatum Girlparts posted:

Every debate must be modded by a trio of Rabbis from different branches, who's with me? We'll go fifty minutes before a question is actually answered.

Seems pretty biased towards Bernie imo

Arkane
Dec 19, 2006

by R. Guyovich
Hillary really just claimed to meditate on humility all the time?

lol

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Thump! posted:

I feel like I just had a stroke listening to this dude's question

I think you just fundamentally understood a part of Jewish life, congrats.

"Are you asking me a personal question or are you a loving bridge troll trying to make me earn safe passage across your river?"

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
Hillary is a better person than mean because I would have just told this guy "motherfucker what do you want"

oystertoadfish
Jun 17, 2003

mishnah questions are perfect for this town hall format

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Hillary: I am Augustus, the First Princep

Rasta_Al
Jul 14, 2001

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
Fun Shoe
Hillary conjuring the mantle in front of the Rabbi. He's gonna break out the scrolls and they gonna debate.

Needs More Ditka
Dec 3, 2005

We are ruthless and ask no quarter from you. When our turn comes we shall not disguise our terrorism.
MY RABBI FRIENDS

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe
guys hillary is super religious

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

Tatum Girlparts posted:

Every debate must be modded by a trio of Rabbis from different branches, who's with me? We'll go fifty minutes before a question is actually answered.

Somewhere, a teapartier just shot straight up from his sleep and started screaming.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Thump! posted:

Seems pretty biased towards Bernie imo

That'll be the fifty minutes, just bernie and three rabbis asking each other questions until Hillary finally goes 'oh my god make it stop' and passes out.

It'll be exactly as meaningful as the rest of the debates.

JHVH-1
Jun 28, 2002
Sometimes I forget if she's answering the question or just rambling/evading and talking about herself.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Yes, Hillary, we know your Jewish friends send you notes. We saw Sid's emails.

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

Needs More Ditka posted:

MY RABBI FRIENDS

Senator from new york has jewish friends, chuck shumer if true

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
I am so 100% into everything that's happened here, a rabbi just asked Clinton a loving Jewish educational riddle and she's just kinda rambling about her faith in a surprisingly humanizing way.

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Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Tatum Girlparts posted:

That'll be the fifty minutes, just bernie and three rabbis asking each other questions until Hillary finally goes 'oh my god make it stop' and passes out.

It'll be exactly as meaningful as the rest of the debates.

Is this the "Jewish Guilt Trip" that I always hear about?

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