PYF Goon Sagas & Dramas: I may be mad, but I am undeniably correct.

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Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

Roth posted:

As punishment watch this video 10 times

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1qJOc-ghC8

What kind of punishment is it to make someone watch Classics of Game?

# ? Jul 13, 2022 08:11

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# ? Jun 9, 2024 10:04

Roth: Jul 9, 2016

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

What kind of punishment is it to make someone watch Classics of Game?

A fun one

# ? Jul 13, 2022 08:15

pentyne: Nov 7, 2012

beastmasterJ, of doom.wad bathroom fame, tried to sell socks, but for :females:

Hidey Socks - Designer No-Show Socks That Sparkle!

# ? Jul 13, 2022 08:15

BaldDwarfOnPCP: Jun 26, 2019; by Pragmatica

pentyne posted:

beastmasterJ, of doom.wad bathroom fame, tried to sell socks, but for

Hidey Socks - Designer No-Show Socks That Sparkle!

With all those feet pictures I'm sure they got the lowtax bump.

# ? Jul 13, 2022 08:18

Edgar Allen Ho: Apr 3, 2017; by sebmojo

A Georgia gubernatorial candidate got swatted by the internet, which reminds me of that time goons did a pizza delivery prank on Joe Biden on live tv

I hope Joe's gang tipped the driver.

# ? Jul 13, 2022 10:03

Desert Bus: May 9, 2004; Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.

Does anyone remember the Goon who had theater employees save him cups of pee so he could drink them? Skwirl? or something?

# ? Jul 13, 2022 19:08

shelley: Nov 8, 2010

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

A Georgia gubernatorial candidate got swatted by the internet, which reminds me of that time goons did a pizza delivery prank on Joe Biden on live tv

I hope Joe's gang tipped the driver.

The Time D&D Sent Joe Biden Pizza is worth recounting, I think

things get started here

Pledio posted:

Does anyone know Joe Biden's address? I think it would be hilarious if someone called in a bunch of pizzas to the house next door just to gently caress with reporters.

as it turned out, Petey did have Biden's address

I just thought this post was funny:

Russell William Thorpe posted:

If we're prank ordering Pizza for Joe Biden, at least have them put arugula on it

the pizza gets ordered

and then, at 4:03 pm...

OldSenileGuy posted:

HAHAH THERE HE IS

EDIT: Come on, deliver it already!

yes, the pizza was delivered on live television -- or at least that's allegedly what this screenshot shows

and at 4:06...

Pledio posted:

oh poo poo the delivery driver is calling me

WHAT DO I SAY?

and a couple hours later, MSNBC put up a short article about the mystery pizza delivery

# ? Jul 13, 2022 20:44

Fsmhunk: Jul 19, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

Once upon a time, there was a poster named MegaZone who was banned when he revealed that was his actual name, with the ban reason being 'Being named MegaZone'. Does anyone have the thread where he revealed MegaZone as his real name handy? A more wholesome saga compared to the stuff goons usually get up to.

# ? Jul 13, 2022 20:59

pentyne: Nov 7, 2012

Fsmhunk posted:

Once upon a time, there was a poster named MegaZone who was banned when he revealed that was his actual name, with the ban reason being 'Being named MegaZone'. Does anyone have the thread where he revealed MegaZone as his real name handy? A more wholesome saga compared to the stuff goons usually get up to.

He apparently reg'd an account to post it too.

megazone posted:

Indeed, my name is MegaZone. Has been since April 12, 2000. It has worked well for me in life. ;-)

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

# ? Jul 13, 2022 21:13

rodbeard: Jul 21, 2005

Yeah he must have been googling himself pretty regularly too because he showed up almost instantly when someone brought him up. Also he paid to unban his account even though he never posted again.

# ? Jul 13, 2022 21:24

Edgar Allen Ho: Apr 3, 2017; by sebmojo

If he was called MegaZone from 2000 onwards and had a license in 2013, doesn't that mean he legally changed his name to MegaZone? 13-year-olds do not have licenses.

# ? Jul 13, 2022 21:35

Jerry Manderbilt: May 31, 2012; No matter how much paperwork I process, it never goes away. It only increases.

quote:

I'm cool with it. I've been online since '89 and I've been going by MegaZone since then, I finally made it legal in 2000. You don't do that kind of thing if you're not willing to take some ribbing. The posts came up when I was looking for something else and I thought I'd drop by. I'm not attacking anyone or getting all indignant or anything. I have a weird name, I'm also a big dude, I'm good with that.

somehow this is funnier than brian boyko being an x-er who's been online since the days of usenet and going by brianboyko literally everywhere all that time, somehow having never figured out the beauty of anonymity on the internet

# ? Jul 13, 2022 21:36

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

If he was called MegaZone from 2000 onwards and had a license in 2013, doesn't that mean he legally changed his name to MegaZone? 13-year-olds do not have licenses.

He very obviously changed his name to that.

# ? Jul 13, 2022 21:39

Frank Frank: Jun 13, 2001; Mirrored

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

If he was called MegaZone from 2000 onwards and had a license in 2013, doesn't that mean he legally changed his name to MegaZone? 13-year-olds do not have licenses.

Are you implying someone lied on the Internet? Preposterous

# ? Jul 13, 2022 21:40

IGgy IGsen: Apr 11, 2013; "If I lose I will set myself on fire."

My name is also MegaZone

# ? Jul 13, 2022 21:47

One More Fat Nerd: Apr 13, 2007; Mama’s Lil’ Louie; Nap Ghost

Jerry Manderbilt posted:

somehow this is funnier than brian boyko being an x-er who's been online since the days of usenet and going by brianboyko literally everywhere all that time, somehow having never figured out the beauty of anonymity on the internet

Oh god, i remember that dude, popping up to shill for some no-hoper 3rd party candidate. I remember folks finding out his entire life was super easily searchable, but I don't remember the specifics of what was found.

# ? Jul 13, 2022 22:26

Jerry Manderbilt: May 31, 2012; No matter how much paperwork I process, it never goes away. It only increases.

One More Fat Nerd posted:

Oh god, i remember that dude, popping up to shill for some no-hoper 3rd party candidate. I remember folks finding out his entire life was super easily searchable, but I don't remember the specifics of what was found.

it wasn't even a 3rd party candidate, it was an extremely obvious scam superpac that proclaimed that it was going to get money out of politics but instead just paid its staff bank. reddit loving loved it and somehow something awful was the one place on the internet that saw it for what it was

off the top of my head, goons found out that he was a (at the time) 35 year old brony, that he had a blog where he talked about how he couldn't see a small child passing by down the street without wanting to beat the crap out of him, and that he said that "D&D players need their own stonewall riots" after mccain made fun of tabletop gaming in a debate.

# ? Jul 13, 2022 22:31

sebmojo: Oct 23, 2010; Legit Cyberpunk

IGgy IGsen posted:

My name is also MegaZone

Stands on table,

# ? Jul 13, 2022 22:33

KirbyKhan: Mar 20, 2009; Soiled Meat

sebmojo posted:

Stands on table,

My name is Megazone!

# ? Jul 13, 2022 22:38

One More Fat Nerd: Apr 13, 2007; Mama’s Lil’ Louie; Nap Ghost

Jerry Manderbilt posted:

"D&D players need their own stonewall riots"

Jesus Christ its better than I remembered! Does anyone have a link? Did it end up in the goldmine?

# ? Jul 13, 2022 22:42

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

Jerry Manderbilt posted:

somehow this is funnier than brian boyko being an x-er who's been online since the days of usenet and going by brianboyko literally everywhere all that time, somehow having never figured out the beauty of anonymity on the internet

How ironic, Jerry.

# ? Jul 13, 2022 22:46

Upgrade: Jun 19, 2021

Has someone done the Two Worlds or Benny the Snake sagas yet

# ? Jul 13, 2022 22:55

IGgy IGsen: Apr 11, 2013; "If I lose I will set myself on fire."

Upgrade posted:

Has someone done the Two Worlds or Benny the Snake sagas yet

I don't think I ever heard of the latter one. Someone should get on that.

# ? Jul 13, 2022 23:03

pentyne: Nov 7, 2012

Brian Boyko was a weird thread, just some guy registering to promote his political stuff.

MayOne.us - Who the gently caress donated money to this poo poo?

There was also a someone in cspam completely obsessed with one Democratic candidate, Jessica Scarane, and kept aggressively posting about it non stop up until the primary where she lost by almost 50%.

Nichael posted:

That guy is Senator Coons. He is among the worst Democrats in the Senate, and he is being primaried by a leftist, Jess Scarane. Jess would be Senator with just 60,000 votes which is the lowest win number in the nation for an office that powerful.

Coons is powered by corporate donations, $180,000 from companies that profit off of ICE, and yes, demons.

So I implore you, donate to and volunteer for Jess (click the link in my title).

She turned around and contributed all her donations to support Joe Biden after she lost.

# ? Jul 13, 2022 23:22

pentyne: Nov 7, 2012

Benny the Snake came up as an E/N thread of someone who was a total gently caress up in every way, posting through it somehow completely unaware. It was also the same person who was posting such terrible creative fiction that when he reg'd under a separate account because no one was reading his, they figured out immediately it was him.

quote:

The Oracle
By Benny the Snake

I knew a person with silver-colored eyes.

Where I come form, those born with eyes of silver are blessed with the gift of prophecy. When they become of age, they are taken to the temple to serve as oracles. I once had my future told by an oracle. To this day I still remember what she told me.

I spent my days back then toiling over the blacksmith forge as an apprentice for only a few copper pieces a day. One day, I had saved enough to where I decided to have my fate revealed to me by the oracle at the temple. I climbed up the steps and reached the outside where giant columns supported the roof and the archway was guarded by a monk. �I wish to see the oracle,� I told him.

�Present your offering before entering,� the monk said and pointed towards a collection plate on top of a pedestal. I thew five gold pieces in the plate. �Your offering is accepted. You may enter,� he said and stepped aside.

Inside the temple was a statue of the God of prophecy: a one-eyed man holding a star in his hand with the words �In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king� written on the base. The oracle herself was a young woman wearing silk robes who had eyes of silver so polished I could see my reflection in them. Incense was burning inside, filling the air with a sweet scent that made me drowsy. I immediately bowed in front of her. �Oh great oracle, I have come to seek my destiny.�

She looked into my eyes. Her gaze was so intimidating that I looked away. �Tell me,� she said, �What do you think about fate?�

�What do I think about fate?� I asked. �Well, I never thought much about it. All I really know is that it's unavoidable,� I said trying my best not to look into her eyes.

She gave me a faint smile. �That is true. There is a saying that as man plans, the Gods laugh. On a cosmic scale, the fate of man is as insignificant as a grain of sand.�

�Well my fate matters to me.�

�Of course it does. Give me your hand,� she told me. I held out my hand. She took it and pulled a knife from behind her. �Don't worry. For me to see your fate, I need only a drop of blood,� she said and pricked my thumb. After squeezing it to draw blood, she took my thumb and pressed it against her forehead.

�Yes...� she said faintly. �Oh dear...�

�What?� I asked as a lump started to form in my throat.

�I see you at your home with blood on your hands.�

�What?�

�Yes, I see blood on your hands and the bodies of three people at your feet,� she told me. �I see a bloodstained dagger and madness in your eyes.�

�No, this cannot be,� I said as fear overtook every fiber of my body.

�I am sorry, but that is all I can see," she said. �Th-thank you,� I said weakly and turned around to leave. About halfway through the temple I started running. How could I raise my hand in anger against my own flesh and blood? How could I kill them? I left home that night with nothing more than the clothes on my back.

A year later I slaughtered my whole family in cold blood.

Remember: you asked for this.

quote:

Author: Baudolino
Wordcount: 860

Classic

Rural Rentboys
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The Year is 1985.
England,Shropshire, Wroxeter, two 18teen year old boys are entering an abonend bunker. The mosscovered"do not enter"sign above the entrance is barely redable, it has not worn the gnawing of time well. They ignore it. The bunker was a perect litle shelter for them. For James and RIchard it was the ideal, that is to say the only place where they could be themselves.

Wroxeter, famous for it`s old roman ruins and little else was hardly a stronghold of tolerance. Quiet little villages with piss poor work markets seldom are. Two young boys in love could not be open about their desires in such a place without risk. Tall, muscular and atheltic James and Richard cherised the attention they got from the local girls .
But the School janitor with his needy blue eyes and gaunt face also appreciated their looks. Attention from a known poofter like him they could ill afford. In short things could be better for them. Mercifully they knew they always had eachother and the aboned bunker. It would have to do until they graduated.

Spring was in full orgasmic explosion when they visited the bunker for the last time. Nature blossomed, it was green, moist and filled with bird song. The green hills east of Wroxter was in everyway a paradisal sigth, not including the odd discarded needle or empty beer can. Even the heavens looked magical, dotted with white puffy clouds and clothed in the colour of the ceasars. Happily the bunker was obscured behind trees and did not disturb the romantic visage.

Inside the bunker James pushed Richard gently away -No, not yet, work before pleasure remember? Not even a little kiss?--- Alright, maybe just the on... They kissed, it was quick, it was sweet.

-Now to the task at hand, James said and pulled away. Lying upside down in the sparse concrete room was Richard`s bike. It lacked a front wheel, the old one had gotten hosed up after a particulary nasty fall. To buy a new wheel would probaly be best, but neither Richard or James had much money to spare. And RIchard loathed to spend the small pithy the school janitor paid for his "favors" unless absolutely necessary. Instead the two boys had gradually managed to cobble together a decent rim and fit it with spokes. The tire they simply stole off the janitors bike, infront of his very eyes. What was he supposed to do, go to the police? They hoped it would do as a new wheel.

After much sweating cursing and hustling about inside the bunke they finally made the wheel fit the bikeframe. It looked safe anyhow.
-Seems alrigth. Wanna give it a go Richard?
- You know what i want, hehe.
-Seriously mate, ride it down the slope to see how it handles. We might need to make some adjustments.
Richard picked up the bike and smiled. -Yeah yeah i heard you, if it makes you happy.
-I just want you to be safe using that wheel. Richard walked outside and sat down on the bike. -I know you do.

Richard started to roll down the hill the hill, immeadtly the bike started to shake and rumble . As he neared the first bend in the road the front wheel touched a small pothole, at once the wheel collapsed inwards and the joints holdning the rim together came apart violently. Richard was flung off his bike and landed just outside the road, where he tumbled ever faster down the slope. Running as fast as he could James found his lover lying face down at the foot of the hill. His body perfectly still despite bleeding massivly from his rigth thigh where a piece of bone protruded from his flesh. As James he got closer a terrible frigth posessed him. He could barely stand when he finally reached Richard. The horrible dark red blood was naseuating, it was downrigth gruseome. Shambling like a drunk man James tried to get awaybut quickly fell down. The blood made him dizzy, made him feel like he was drownin, made him hold his to breath. The blood the blood blo..

James lost conciousness. When he came to the sky was a little darker and the air at little colder. His lover laid on the same spot as before, the ground now toroughly draped with a dark red colour and RIchard himself curiosly pale. Like paper or snow or something.
-Get up Richard please, we have to get your bike fixed. Come on mate, get up.
RIchard, please, YOU HAVE TO GET UP!

Several weeks later after Richard had been buried at the St Andrews church James found himself outside a yellow camping wagon. Standing in the door in his trouses and with a beer in his hand was the school janitor. With a grin he simply said-So it`s just me and you now innit, come for a job have you?
- Pay me double what you gave Richard and use a loving condom and i.i.. i`ll do what you want
Mr Fletcher stepped back and gave James a huge grin-Get in!

I've never actually heard of Benny the Snake prior to recently, but this was linked as a goldmined thread

Mom freaks out over TV show-now wants us to throw out our stuff

Clicking to the end people are openly mocking his entitled attitude and inability to hold down a job for more then 2 weeks, but its 163 pages and I have no idea what specific posts to look for so someone else might be able to find the iconic bits.

There's also Kwasimodick another recurring CC poster who was so terrible they ending up banning him

quote:

When I turned 18, dad forced me to go with him to the casino. I was scared, I had never been to such a place before, and it was very smoky. He took a big puff of his cigar and then blew the smoke in my face, laughing. I didn�t know him that well, my mother had raised me.

He took me to the craps table and told me to blow on the dice. He lost $200 on that roll and started yelling at me. I got really nervous, plus I hadn�t eaten literally all day. He was snacking in the car ride the whole way, but when he offered me some of the pretzel chips I refused because I have a gluten allergy. Plus, I was nervous about making crumbs in his Mercedes.

He told me to wait behind some slot machines and after 15 minutes he came back with two whiskey drinks. I had never tasted liquor before and I didn�t like it but he told me to hold my nose and pour it down my throat. I did what he said, I didn�t want him to be upset again like at the craps table. I started to feel ill almost immediately after drinking that foul liquid.

Next on the agenda was roulette. As the dealer was calling last bet, Dad yelled at me to select red or black. I was really hesitant and nervous, unsure of which to pick, and we missed the bet. This made him really upset. On the next one I said black and of course it rolled red. He lost $50 and asked me if I had any money to give him to pay for that �mistake�.

After blowing his last $100 on pai gow, a game which neither of us understood, we went up to the hotel room. I was feeling quite woozy from the drink and the lack of food. My dad is a pretty big guy, I�d say around 250 pounds and at least six-foot-two. I�m an effete 140 pounds and five-foot-seven. �You got your mom�s weak genes� he�d said in the car ride to the casino. He had been running a bath, and after a few minutes of watching some religious show on the TV he told me to get undressed and get in the water.

The tub was filled with thick bubbles, which was nice, but he started to get undressed and I could tell he was coming into the bath with me, which was not so nice. I had my eyes closed so I couldn�t see him naked. He got in the tub and sat behind me, wrapping his big arms around my tiny frame. After a minute, he stood up and told me to face him. My mouth was positioned directly at his crotch. I�m an old man now, but looking back on that night I distinctly remember the rush of pride and happiness I felt when my eyes met with a sight which I will remember for all my days: dangling from his groin was a tiny, golden bean, with a street value of approximately 1 million US dollars.

quote:

Nova - 712 words

I felt so proud driving my new car around. Gassing it up to 100 on the highway made me feel excited. Honking the horn at red lights made me laugh. I didn�t give a drat about what that car cost me.

Yeah, I had to sleep in bed with dad for half a year to get the Nova. After mom died, Dad had no luck dating. We met a few of his first dates: friendly, cool women. After each date he�d return to the house and tell us about how he hosed up by admitting something negative about himself or by talking about how lonely he was. Dad wanted women that were way out of his league, even with his money, and we all knew it. Him included.

He never paid much attention to my sister, I guess she was too fat for him. But me, he always liked me. Around the time I entered middle school he would grab my hips and pull me towards him, lining us up. �This is how you were born!� he�d say, making no sense.

Date after date after date, and never a second meeting. He blew it with every nice woman in town. Every once in a while he�d go out with someone that liked him, but afterwards at home he�d tell us about all of her flaws and why it wouldn�t work. Then, after my sister went to bed, he�d come into my room wearing a speedo and try to hug me.

After awhile he became bold and declared his scheme: if I slept in bed with him every night for 6 months, he�d buy me a used Pontiac Nova. He didn�t specify what year, but I had to think about it for a whole five minutes before I agreed.

In the beginning I was pretty grossed out by all the chip crumbs in bed and such. Mom was in charge of getting Dad new underwear, and since her death he had never replenished the stash. Stains were rampant and undeniably wrong.

Every night he would spoon me. Sometimes he�d pulse a bit, breathing hard, nibbling at my ear. Other times he�d fall asleep with a hand on my shoulder. Whatever it was, I counted the days until my car. I�d be free.

Finally the day came. He had a couple friends down at the dealership, two brothers, and they showed us to a late-model Nova. Did I expect better? Yeah. Was I disappointed? Not really. I didn�t say one word to either brother, but after a bunch of back-slapping and guffaws father and I were leaving the lot in separate vehicles. This was it.

Later that night, as I was about to leave to pick up Megan for the first-ever ride, I could hear a noise coming from Dad�s room. He was crying. Prying the door open, he noticed me. �You�re never gonna sleep with me again, son.� I looked at my watch and then stared at his back. He was sniffling like a baby. �Since mom�s gone you don�t need me any more.� I didn�t know what to do, but I had to get out of there to pick up Megan soon. �Why� why don�t you come down to Jamingo�s Pizzeria with us, dad? It�ll be cool.�

He turned around, bottle of whiskey in hand, with a huge smile on his face. �Do ya mean it??� he asked. When I answered in the affirmative, he scooped up his waist size 44 pants and dashed over to me with a huge alcohol-laden hug. I got in the driver�s seat while he took up most of the back of the car.

After picking up Megan, who was definitely more than a little disappointed upon discovering the identity of my first passenger, we were making our way to Jamingo�s at last. On Nutler street the lights shot up behind me and I knew I was being pulled over.

Dad was farting and belching rapid-fire in the back seat. The policeman shined his light and saw dad�s crack and immediately drew his pistol. It was all over.

Years later, I think about what that car cost me. If I could get rid of the Nova and have my dad back, I�d do it in a second.

# ? Jul 13, 2022 23:36

RFC2324: Jun 7, 2012; http 418

holy poo poo, out of curiosity, I googled the megazone dude, and hes still MegaZone'n

# ? Jul 13, 2022 23:39

Antivehicular: Dec 30, 2011; I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

Baudolino isn't Benny the Snake, iirc? He is his own terrible writer, although I dunno if there's a story there besides "bad at writing."

# ? Jul 13, 2022 23:44

Son of Thunderbeast: Sep 21, 2002

pentyne posted:

There was also a someone in cspam completely obsessed with one Democratic candidate, Jessica Scarane

You mean the guy working on her campaign staff?

# ? Jul 13, 2022 23:45

Frank Frank: Jun 13, 2001; Mirrored

They banned that person? WTF that's pure poetry

# ? Jul 13, 2022 23:46

Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

pentyne posted:

There was also a someone in cspam completely obsessed with one Democratic candidate, Jessica Scarane, and kept aggressively posting about it non stop up until the primary where she lost by almost 50%.

She turned around and contributed all her donations to support Joe Biden after she lost.

lol

in fairness it wasn't just, like, a weird cspammer fixating on a political figure from the comfort of their couch - nichael actually worked for her campaign

# ? Jul 13, 2022 23:48

Second Hand Meat Mouth: Sep 12, 2001

pentyne posted:

She turned around and contributed all her donations to support Joe Biden after she lost.

you thinking she should've donated it to trump instead???

# ? Jul 13, 2022 23:49

Upgrade: Jun 19, 2021

Benny the Snake was an insane failson and during the course of the thread he got and lost multiple jobs to staggering incompetence (he was hired to wrangle shopping carts at Target and lost the job after damaging someone�s car, lying about it, and then being shown security footage of him doing it). He also had, uh, intense fetishes

# ? Jul 14, 2022 00:17

Frank Frank: Jun 13, 2001; Mirrored

Upgrade posted:

Benny the Snake was an insane failson and during the course of the thread he got and lost multiple jobs to staggering incompetence (he was hired to wrangle shopping carts at Target and lost the job after damaging someone�s car, lying about it, and then being shown security footage of him doing it). He also had, uh, intense fetishes

No I meant the priceless golden bean guy

# ? Jul 14, 2022 00:18

Upgrade: Jun 19, 2021

Also if I remember correctly Benny the Snake called the cops on his mom because she threw out his animes.

# ? Jul 14, 2022 00:19

DaysBefore: Jan 24, 2019

Benny the Snitch

# ? Jul 14, 2022 00:21

Upgrade: Jun 19, 2021

Also never forget Blue Story, whose idea of cooking was to go to Panera, buy individual sandwich ingredients, then assemble them at home

# ? Jul 14, 2022 00:24

DOPE FIEND KILLA G: Jun 4, 2011

they sell ingredients at panera?

# ? Jul 14, 2022 00:32

Frank Frank: Jun 13, 2001; Mirrored

DOPE FIEND KILLA G posted:

they sell ingredients at panera?

I�m sure they�ll sell you whatever if you pay enough. �Please give me the BLT but put all the ingredients in separate containers� would probably work.

# ? Jul 14, 2022 00:34

RFC2324: Jun 7, 2012; http 418

Upgrade posted:

Also never forget Blue Story, whose idea of cooking was to go to Panera, buy individual sandwich ingredients, then assemble them at home

wasn't Blue Story also a scat fetishist?

or was that someone else and her goon boyfriend

# ? Jul 14, 2022 00:36

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# ? Jun 9, 2024 10:04

One More Fat Nerd: Apr 13, 2007; Mama’s Lil’ Louie; Nap Ghost

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

lol

in fairness it wasn't just, like, a weird cspammer fixating on a political figure from the comfort of their couch - nichael actually worked for her campaign

Yeah, his enthusiasm was understandable, if annoying.

The end result of losing by a million points to Senator *slur*, is funny and has a very familiar "Goon Project!" feel. Like, the only thing that would make it better is if nichael was literally responsible for building the Jess Scarane website.

# ? Jul 14, 2022 00:41

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