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steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

For shame, that's America's funnyman Neil Hamburger


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Qh_R4d-t1k

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The Loin King
Feb 16, 2017

Check out this goddamned cat
The media didnt even blink at this, so i guess its ok and i shouldnt be scared

down1nit
Jan 10, 2004

outlive your enemies
Be scared of drunk drivers I guess

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

My Spirit Otter posted:

same, driving way too fast, kiss, and explosions rear end scream chrysler 300 with a bently logo

Did they leave from Denver?

https://www.carscoops.com/2023/11/denver-drivers-sidewalk-shortcut-to-clear-construction-turns-into-destruction-derby/amp/

https://youtu.be/iKbTJFrx0GE

Fumble
Sep 4, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 14 days!

I probably looked that depressed that last time i had a burger king too.

Dell_Zincht
Nov 5, 2003



Has anyone said Accibentley yet lol

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde

Dell_Zincht posted:

Has anyone said Accibentley yet lol
:golfclap: There it is.

Close the thread.

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


i stand by my previous statement that this is worse than 9/11

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Panic! At The Tesco posted:

i stand by my previous statement that this is worse than 9/11

We were promised flying cars, but not like this.

Not like this

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

The Mighty Moltres posted:

Imagine being driving an Altima and everyone immediately assumes you're a terrorist lol

FTFY

https://toronto.citynews.ca/2023/11/23/tesla-crash-dvp-toronto-exit-ramp/

Heres some bad tesla driving poo poo for you.

I think they're related since both happened within 24 hours of each other.

Deus Ex Macklemore
Jul 2, 2004


Zelensky's Zealots

wesleywillis posted:


I think they're related since both happened within 24 hours of each other.

This is the America that Biden wants

Horrorosaurus
Oct 22, 2010

Local business man tokyo drifting to almost Canada, to see kiss what a way to go, rip

Call Your Grandma
Jan 17, 2010

Breaking: new video shows this attack was premeditated:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0hEMoRJ8nE

Willatron
Sep 22, 2009
I can think of far worse ways to go than erupting into a fireball 20 feet in the air in my luxury car and making international news.

JeffLeonard
Apr 18, 2003

TV Violence

steinrokkan posted:

"Whyyy did the degenerate fan of the disgraced, yes disgraced, band KISS ram his car into the border checkpoint at the US-Canadian border, killing himself and causing untold destruction?"


Is this the Candian Gazillionaire?

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

down1nit posted:

Be scared of drunk drivers I guess

Also KISS fans

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

I think they meant to cross the other rainbow bridge.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

McGavin posted:

I think they meant to cross the other rainbow bridge.

Were they radicalised by their local veterinarian?

My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.

Dell_Zincht posted:

Has anyone said Accibentley yet lol

i thought i did, but the drat ipad ibought yesterday corrected it to accidently without me realizing.

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

Failed Imagineer posted:

Were they radicalised by their local veterinarian?

Since they were driving a Bentley my money is on Aryan veteran more than veterinarian.

Deus Ex Macklemore
Jul 2, 2004


Zelensky's Zealots

Failed Imagineer posted:

Were they radicalised by their local veterinarian?

They refused their parvo vaccine, obviously

Machai
Feb 21, 2013

Gomez Chamberlain posted:

Oh I don't see that it had any issue accelerating

Slowing down is also a form of acceleration

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



That is, indeed, some big rear end stuntman air holy poo poo :stare:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcXO1bdF3DI

Machai
Feb 21, 2013

So is Asgard increasing security at the Bifrost now?

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

 
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Machai posted:

Slowing down is also a form of acceleration

so is steering

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

I. M. Gei posted:

That is, indeed, some big rear end stuntman air holy poo poo :stare:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcXO1bdF3DI

That's a rockman.

guaranteed
Nov 24, 2004

Do not take apart gun by yourself, it will cause the trouble and dangerous.
What I want to know is, what anonymous source told Fox that the car was packed with explosives and there was an Iranian passport, because that was very unprofessional.

And I would like to buy him a beer.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



guaranteed posted:

What I want to know is, what anonymous source told Fox that the car was packed with explosives and there was an Iranian passport, because that was very unprofessional.

And I would like to buy him a beer.

Their producer

dervival
Apr 23, 2014

that's not very anonymous

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

dervival posted:

that's not very anonymous

They changed their name by de pol to "anonymous source" preciously for this situation.

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp

Dell_Zincht posted:

Has anyone said Accibentley yet lol

dervival
Apr 23, 2014

dr_rat posted:

They changed their name by de pol to "anonymous source" preciously for this situation.

sure hope that doesn't get out to their viewers, they hate people that change their name outside of matrimony

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH




sorry bout ur bedroom VF

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Like Michael Hastings car crash these people were targeted by black ops government agency. The ECU on their Bentley was hacked causing it to accelerate against the drivers wishes. This was a targeted assassination.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

numberoneposter posted:

Like Michael Hastings car crash these people were targeted by black ops government agency. The ECU on their Bentley was hacked causing it to accelerate against the drivers wishes. This was a targeted assassination.

You're half right, I have it on good authority, this was a Herbie'esq situation and the annoying sentient Bentley was the target.

Thank god they managed to take it out before it got up to any more tedious shenanigans.

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp

I. M. Gei posted:

sorry bout ur bedroom VF

lmao, catchin air & stayin toasty this thanksgiving

dervival
Apr 23, 2014

would a bentley have more or less room for you to sleep in

Almost Smart
Sep 14, 2001

so your telling me you wasn't drunk or fucked up in anyway. when you had sex with me and that monkey
You could trade it in for a modest sized house and sleep there. Multiple ways you can make your house explode too if that’s important to you.

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp

dervival posted:

would a bentley have more or less room for you to sleep in

As much as I extoll the virtues of the 2020 Subaru WRX Sedan, the Bentley Continental outclasses it majorly in interior room & comfort

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Klyith
Aug 3, 2007

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Vim Fuego posted:

As much as I extoll the virtues of the 2020 Subaru WRX Sedan, the Bentley Continental outclasses it majorly in interior room & comfort

Do the rear seats in a bentley fold down? I'd think not, they're too big and the elaborate center drinks-console is in the way. Besides, hauling 2x4s to build a deck is what poor people do. You pay someone else to do that poo poo for you.

So possibly a bentley is not a better car for sleeping like a homeless person in parking garages!

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