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onecircles posted:A machine where you stick your finger into your but-thole and then wiggle it around, and every second you do this it makes you forget an hours worth of memories. how dare u
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-peanut butter and jelly sandwich made out of twigs and mayo
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a baseball bat that can hit other kinds of balls
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flavored jizz
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-golf balls that play show tunes so people will know to duck
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-french toast that can be used as a photo editor
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THS posted:-human litterbox e: or just scream at them until they go away
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Juanito posted:-golf balls that play show tunes so people will know to duck Golf balls with GPS chips so you can always find them.
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chicken eggs that look like golf balls
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+ whip cream that also acts as a potent spermicide
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girls who dont get pregnant ehen u nut up inside them
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boys whos neg holes dont get pozzed when u nut up inside em
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+ penises that don't impregnate or poz
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a machine that brings back to life world's greatest thinkers as long as their first name is Adolf
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a machine that amalgamates all the leftover ashes from WWII into a super jew paste and uses Frankenstein technology to wreak havoc in israel.
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County/State fair style food stalls outside of cemeteries during funerals, so mourners have some easy and simple chow to knosh on before they put the body in the ground. Totally dignified of course, black napkins and food workers all wearing black and acting solemn too. Sometimes you just want something to eat after they've given the sermon, but after they've buried the body it just doesn't feel right to eat at the potluck all the survivors have arranged. maybe this would only work in the midwest.
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Hamburger Hinderer.
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A car alarm that berates the thief for being a poor and makes them get a job
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-car keys for your mail
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a button that makes ayn rand relevant
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A toilet septic tank that is refrigerated so you can store brewskies and stuff in it. For the beer drinker always on the go.
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a pill that gives girls a boner anti vampire spray pro werewolf spray permanent temporary tattoos tin foil that ACTUALLY blocks mind control waves a real x files xbox 3
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a gay goku called gayku a way to be drunk 24/7
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ilikedirt posted:a way to be drunk 24/7
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An animal with quills like a porcupine but ears like a bunny.
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Palpek posted:look at the noob who isn't constantly drunk for months and months A hangover is your body's way of telling you to up the pace. There is and will only ever be one hangover cure, and that's to drink more. Speaking of which, my invention is a forum post breathalyser. You know like they have on the cars of people who've had DUI's, but not enough to lose their license entirely? Before you make a post you have to breathe into the thing, and if you're too drunk you can only post in E/N. And if you're too sober you can't post in GBS.
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a device that turns any woman into a dog i really like that ad
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Palpek posted:look at the noob who isn't constantly drunk for months and months true story i posted that while drunk sand im posting drunke now
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A device that can kill children faster.
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a robot that will be ur dungeon master for dnd games when youre human dm is sick
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+ french fries that double as forks
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some kind of anachronistic machine that shows you what really happens after you die but not when you die and if it's the same for everyone or not it's anachronistic for style reasons only, like maybe it has those cards with the holes in them or a reel to reel thing or it's steam powered but reliable too. oh i meant punch cards i just couldn't remember for a minute.
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-hotdogs with a USB port in each end
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ok here we ggo the apparaturs straps onto the legs as per a load-bearing pair of pans. the primary tube is hinge-ported to vent the pneumatic force of downward arrest and to breathe deeply; a spring returns the cantilevered mecahnism to her upright position; a ratchet-lock allows the user to control her rate of descent or avert danger.
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Edible tampons Ground Slavic testes for enhancing libido Adrenachrome cola Hitler based economy
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Edible Unisex Butt tampons
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