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KongMu
May 8, 2005



War is peace.
Freedom is slavery.
Ignorance is strength.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxkRo9m1Beg

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Les Os
Mar 29, 2010
In all honesty I'd rather say the Texas pledge than pledge to the US. Texas is great because of the beer, women and food. We have family and God and life is an eternal Fiesta you only escape by dying of liver failure and diabetes. Also our clouds are better.

Go Spurs!!!!

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
Corpus Christi rappers have stepped it up a notch.

KongMu
May 8, 2005



War is peace.
Freedom is slavery.
Ignorance is strength.

Wikkheiser posted:

Corpus Christi rappers have stepped it up a notch.

Maybe. there are classics to consider.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r4XKDDndStQ

KongMu
May 8, 2005



War is peace.
Freedom is slavery.
Ignorance is strength.
And this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUMQbv1SBmw

blugu64
Jul 17, 2006

Do you realize that fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face?
I liked this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbH60wCO-Yw

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

Houston is actually the worst as it's now the only Texas city without professional ice hockey in some form.

Lol at this city

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/doctorow/status/837477379089932288

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

This song sold every truck in 90s. Reminds me of America pre 9/11. God Bless Texas.

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
I live next to a park with basketball courts and this one guy who shoots hoop there drives a Dallas Cowboys themed Ford pickup. I mean official limited edition and painted in Cowboys colors.

He's become a fixture in my life as he shows up most evenings. But when he doesn't I worry. :ohdear:

But when does, I know all is right in the world. :3:

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

https://youtu.be/uK47FRUBGN4

RoboFrance_29
Jul 15, 2010

GET EQUIPPED

Wikkheiser posted:

I live next to a park with basketball courts and this one guy who shoots hoop there drives a Dallas Cowboys themed Ford pickup. I mean official limited edition and painted in Cowboys colors.

He's become a fixture in my life as he shows up most evenings. But when he doesn't I worry. :ohdear:

But when does, I know all is right in the world. :3:

Hahahaha I live right down the street from this guy. He drives it like an rear end in a top hat, texas style :clint:

Who knew there were so many goons living in Denton?

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack


jesus christ those mullets

this was every bar band in northern california in 1994

Ronwayne
Nov 20, 2007

That warm and fuzzy feeling.
I live in a reasonably priced* part of Dallas and I'm just watching the gentrification creep in a bit at a time. Wondering if this part of town will turn into something like uptown or some horrific Flower Mound style of $500k mcmansion stuff.


*Its not a hell hole, its a hell home.

Ronwayne fucked around with this message at 03:56 on Mar 4, 2017

DangerZoneDelux
Jul 26, 2006

drat dudes, you are supposed to get a job in Houston and buy a hill country lake/river house. Don't stay in Austin forever...also Dallas is trash

Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers


:clint:

ANUSTART
Jun 26, 2013


ur jiri3-pax(PAD)-ra2 al-tukur2?-re
gu-du-ni an-na-ab-be2
a-ra-/ab-gig-ga\-[(X)]-e-ce


- Wisdom of the ages.
Im visiting near Lubbock right now. Good god I really want to like it but everything is so flat and dead and empty and ugly :smith:

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Yea Lubbock sucks also watch out for the Raider Rash

ANUSTART
Jun 26, 2013


ur jiri3-pax(PAD)-ra2 al-tukur2?-re
gu-du-ni an-na-ab-be2
a-ra-/ab-gig-ga\-[(X)]-e-ce


- Wisdom of the ages.
Texas Tech is a possibility for me but it is just so.... sad. I really wanted to like it.

fakeaccount
Jun 22, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

I watched this entire video. I watched him talk about how he named his motorcycle after a player, he named his dog after a player, he has every poster, bobblehead, pennant, christmas ornament, coffee mug, buttons, dolls, whips chains whistles dildos, gumball machine, beer can, playing cards, toilet seat etc, and at the end all I could think was one thing:

WHAT A FAG

halokiller
Dec 28, 2008

Sisters Are Doin' It For Themselves


I'm personally waiting for the American Truck Simulator Texas DLC so we can experience the hell that is I-10 between San Antonio and El Paso.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sanfy5_-V7k

curried lamb of God
Aug 31, 2001

we are all Marwinners
I miss Houston so goddamn much, I'm going to visit next month and put on like 20 pounds by gorging myself at El Tiempo

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
I'm sorry that your life is so bad you feel nostalgic for Houston.

BullDawg
Mar 11, 2017

by Nyc_Tattoo
Yay Texas.

Over-run by Muslims and even Muslim street names.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ElwGvf0hBM

curried lamb of God
Aug 31, 2001

we are all Marwinners

ScrubLeague posted:

I'm sorry that your life is so bad you feel nostalgic for Houston.

I live in the Democratic Republic of Congo, so

Anagram of GINGER
Oct 3, 2014

by Smythe

halokiller posted:

I'm personally waiting for the American Truck Simulator Texas DLC so we can experience the hell that is I-10 between San Antonio and El Paso.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sanfy5_-V7k

I think it's fine after the checkpoint twentysome miles North of El Paso. It's always under construction and the speed limit is 65? And full of highway patrol.

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

BullDawg posted:

Yay Texas.

Over-run by Muslims and even Muslim street names.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ElwGvf0hBM
lol this rear end in a top hat "these are some *rich* muslims!" yeah because the economy is booming and they've got jobs, numbnuts.

halokiller posted:

I'm personally waiting for the American Truck Simulator Texas DLC so we can experience the hell that is I-10 between San Antonio and El Paso.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sanfy5_-V7k
jesus i just had a traumatic flashback

BullDawg
Mar 11, 2017

by Nyc_Tattoo

Wikkheiser posted:

lol this rear end in a top hat "these are some *rich* muslims!" yeah because the economy is booming and they've got jobs, numbnuts.


Muslim women don't get jobs...

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

BullDawg posted:

Muslim women don't get jobs...
my (non-muslim) mom never got a job either and i'm from dallas burbs. my (non-muslim) dad made more than enough to provide for the family.

texas is a good place for muslims from the mideast to settle because of the state's conservative values, hot climate, and big houses (and big living rooms... arabs like big living rooms). arab muslims are natural texans really.

BullDawg
Mar 11, 2017

by Nyc_Tattoo

Wikkheiser posted:

my (non-muslim) mom never got a job either and i'm from dallas burbs. my (non-muslim) dad made more than enough to provide for the family.

texas is a good place for muslims from the mideast to settle because of the state's conservative values, hot climate, and big houses (and big living rooms... arabs like big living rooms). muslims are natural texans really.

No where is a good place for Muslims except Bumfuckistan you liberal loving moonbat!

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

BullDawg posted:

No where is a good place for Muslims except Bumfuckistan you liberal loving moonbat!
my dad made some of that money with contracts servicing saudi royal aircraft parked at dallas love field lmao

welcome to texas b!tch

BullDawg
Mar 11, 2017

by Nyc_Tattoo

Wikkheiser posted:

my dad made some of that money with contracts servicing saudi royal aircraft parked at dallas love field lmao

welcome to texas b!tch

Your dad is a traitor and should be imprisoned.

Les Os
Mar 29, 2010
Dude why are you wailing about. You sound like a nutcase

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

BullDawg posted:

Your dad is a traitor and should be imprisoned.
king abdullah bin abdulaziz al saud, the custodian of the two holy mosques, a.k.a ibn saud was a visionary and poetic leader and was known to be "dignified of countenance, calm in manner, noble in character"

and he was also known as being a very humble human being who insisted on remaining accessible to his people no matter how large his population grew. and it is his example which i follow in texas today

BullDawg
Mar 11, 2017

by Nyc_Tattoo

Les Os posted:

Dude why are you wailing about. You sound like a nutcase

Because I am a nutcase.

BullDawg
Mar 11, 2017

by Nyc_Tattoo

Wikkheiser posted:

king abdullah bin abdulaziz al saud, the custodian of the two holy mosques, a.k.a ibn saud was a visionary and poetic leader and was known to be "dignified of countenance, calm in manner, noble in character"

and he was also known as being a very humble human being who insisted on remaining accessible to his people no matter how large his population grew. and it is his example which i follow in texas today

loving die already!

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

BullDawg posted:

loving die already!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVcigtaq4OE









BullDawg
Mar 11, 2017

by Nyc_Tattoo

What the gently caress happened to Texas???

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

BullDawg posted:

What the gently caress happened to Texas???
well sir i believe it all started when a man named jed was trying to keep his family fed, and one day when he was shootin for some food, up through the ground came a bubblin crude.

oil that is, black gold -- Texas tea.

that's a song.

the theme song to Dallas is also an acceptable substitute

but if you post a link make sure it's the one from the intro that has pat duffy with his shirt off and his muscles glistenin in the hot Texas summer sunshine. it's real purdy and i like that

BrutalistMcDonalds fucked around with this message at 18:47 on Mar 13, 2017

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George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Praise Allah (also Texas)

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