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Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
poo poo, man. Thread title basically sells itself here. I could <n/t> this OP and have it still be 100% factual. Texas is the home of the playas and pimps.











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Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
YO MODS CAN WE GET A FALCONRY TAG ON THIS BITCH?! TEXAS AND FALCONS GOT A SPECIAL RELATIONSHIP.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I'm gonna mess with Texas

TheSpamalope
Dec 30, 2008

by sebmojo
Lipstick Apathy
Texas really blows, and guess what so does Des Moines whatever the gently caress that is and New England so gently caress this thread and gently caress amerikkka PEACE

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I'm gonna mess with Texas

Yeesh, man. Not a good plan.

TheSpamalope
Dec 30, 2008

by sebmojo
Lipstick Apathy
Everything is bigger in texas??? *turds all over texas now its in your eyes and goes goosh when you walk*

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

yea I guess those are some cool logos and signs, too bad about the lack of scenery and culture tho

also we invented secession during the war of 1812, yet another bold New England idea given to the world

grumplestiltzkin
Jun 7, 2012

Ass, gas, or grass. No one rides for free.
I've spent the last month in texas on business and literally the only good thing about this poo poo hole state is slightly better bbq. Slightly.

ra tehuti
Feb 9, 2017
Thoth is protecting
my flesh entirely
I am Ra
day every
Seer of millions of years
is my name
traveling twice
along the way of
Horus the Judge

I am the lord of eternity
I feel
I perceive
I am in the utchat in it's closing
I exist by it's strength
I come forth and I shine
I go in and I come to life
Wait so I didn't know where it was on the map until OP posted it, bless his little heart :)

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Julie Cash is from Texas, and she's alright. Can't argue with OP TBQH

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
What I'm getting at here is I like PAWG's and I would like to have secks with her if that wasn't clear

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
A state that exists solely due to slavery good job.

Also nice teen pregnancy rate, idiot

ra tehuti
Feb 9, 2017
Thoth is protecting
my flesh entirely
I am Ra
day every
Seer of millions of years
is my name
traveling twice
along the way of
Horus the Judge

I am the lord of eternity
I feel
I perceive
I am in the utchat in it's closing
I exist by it's strength
I come forth and I shine
I go in and I come to life

Kuato posted:

What I'm getting at here is I like PAWG's and I would like to have secks with her if that wasn't clear

my sister is married.

Dandywalken
Feb 11, 2014

What is the cause of their high obesity rate?

Deki
May 12, 2008

It's Hammer Time!
Texans are obnoxious as hell. If the love their dumb hick state so much, why do they move out of it, just to bitch endlessly?

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

Just a reminder that the Texas board of education is stuffed full of right wing retards who, by being the biggest national market for textbooks, are slowly making every American kid much stupider

Shats Basoon
Jun 13, 2013

Deki posted:

Texans are obnoxious as hell. If the love their dumb hick state so much, why do they move out of it, just to bitch endlessly?


Same with people from California. I mean cripes, we get it, your state is better or whatever, go back, Please, you are insufferable.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Houston is the biggest gathering of losers in Texas since the Alamo

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


Didnt we already have a King of the Hill thread

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


This is what makes GBS great, if a thread starts out bad, we can just iterate until it's right and good, like now.

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

basic hitler posted:

This is what makes GBS great, if a thread starts out bad, we can just iterate until it's right and good, like now.

What kind of commie nonsense is this

ra tehuti
Feb 9, 2017
Thoth is protecting
my flesh entirely
I am Ra
day every
Seer of millions of years
is my name
traveling twice
along the way of
Horus the Judge

I am the lord of eternity
I feel
I perceive
I am in the utchat in it's closing
I exist by it's strength
I come forth and I shine
I go in and I come to life

phasmid posted:

What kind of commie nonsense is this

eh, you suck at posting.

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

ra tehuti posted:

eh, you suck at posting.

Thanks for the input, the assessment is mutual.

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


you two are very loving rude!! this is not the texas way.

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

Ooooh newbie fight, NEWBIE FIGHT

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

free hubcaps posted:

Ooooh newbie fight, NEWBIE FIGHT

Newbies on this site? Dudes are probably '99 or '00 reregs

ra tehuti
Feb 9, 2017
Thoth is protecting
my flesh entirely
I am Ra
day every
Seer of millions of years
is my name
traveling twice
along the way of
Horus the Judge

I am the lord of eternity
I feel
I perceive
I am in the utchat in it's closing
I exist by it's strength
I come forth and I shine
I go in and I come to life
I'm sorry for being salty. Gonna log off and drink a beer. see ya soon.

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

Kuato posted:

Newbies on this site? Dudes are probably '99 or '00 reregs

I cant speak for the dude who regd today, but I'm what Texans call a lurkermole.

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice
I like Texas

raton
Jul 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
I haven't been to Texas since I was five but I really hate hicks a lot so I think I would be restricted to the UT Austin campus and Mexican neighborhoods if I were there

ra tehuti
Feb 9, 2017
Thoth is protecting
my flesh entirely
I am Ra
day every
Seer of millions of years
is my name
traveling twice
along the way of
Horus the Judge

I am the lord of eternity
I feel
I perceive
I am in the utchat in it's closing
I exist by it's strength
I come forth and I shine
I go in and I come to life

Sheep-Goats posted:

I haven't been to Texas since I was five but I really hate hicks a lot so I think I would be restricted to the UT Austin campus and Mexican neighborhoods if I were there

considerably racist.

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


Sheep-Goats posted:

I haven't been to Texas since I was five but I really hate hicks a lot so I think I would be restricted to the UT Austin campus and Mexican neighborhoods if I were there

i live here and i hate hicks too. any of the cities except maybe houston and you can reliably dodge white trash

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord
I've been to El Paso and Houston. Both were underwhelming. I ate at that one restaurant that has the table in the middle of it where you get a giant steak and it's free if you finish it. I guess Pavarotti finished it? The steak I got was just ok, I guess. None of the parts of Texas I drove through were at all visually appealing. It was all boring. Houston was a poo poo, dirty city.
That's my Texas story.

It's still better than Florida. Everywhere is better than Florida

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I'm gonna mess with Texas

tell them that they're in the south

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
remember that one time where a buncha texans with a literal stone fort got massacred by a bunch of r-word mexicans hahah that was cool

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

tell them that they're in the south

Are they not??

ANUSTART
Jun 26, 2013


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h e butts

Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers

ANUSTART posted:

h e butts

god bless the best grocery store in the nation

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
People need to stop migrating from California to Austin, they aren't helping with rent and house prices!

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ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
Texas is pretty fuckin bad

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