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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Ahmf, Facebook, Ahmf

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Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Ahmf, Facebook, Ahmf

hell astro course
Dec 10, 2009

pizza sucks

Samuel L. Hacksaw posted:

If I'm a predator then it is in the same way as Leto from God Emperor of Dune, just dickless and angry and occasionally I crush a clone as outlet for my dickless rage.

:chloe:

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

Samuel L. Hacksaw posted:

Man she's gonna take you for everything you have. I ran deep cover scams in EVE and pretended to be an alcoholic autistic nerds friend. It's the easiest way to get them to give you all their stuff, then you just keep pulling until they're dry.

Valko, come play eve.

wait what

this is not normal behavior

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
It's ok he only pretends to be a sociopath online, he's probably totally normal otherwise :stonklol:

Vernii
Dec 7, 2006

Ichabod Tane posted:

wait what

this is not normal behavior

It is in EVE.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Vernii posted:

It is in EVE.

this was my thought as well

Samuel L. Hacksaw
Mar 26, 2007

Never Stop Posting

Ichabod Tane posted:

wait what

this is not normal behavior

Don't crush your pearls chief. Those might be worth money some day.

Samuel L. Hacksaw
Mar 26, 2007

Never Stop Posting

Colonel Cancer posted:

It's ok he only pretends to be a sociopath online, he's probably totally normal otherwise :stonklol:

No it's not just online. I never tried to defend my actions.

I didn't pull the head off a cat, I stole lunch money from a nerd.

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

Samuel L. Hacksaw posted:

No it's not just online. I never tried to defend my actions.

I didn't pull the head off a cat, I stole lunch money from a nerd.

What if you stole from noted EvE player vin diesel and he got so mad he made Fast and Furious?

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Mega64 posted:

Is there actually anything interesting on Facebook? I mean, Twitter, Instagram, Tik Tok, etc., all those services have some cool stuff hidden in there if you can sift through the large amounts of garbage. Facebook just seems like a place where people mostly talk about themselves, maybe make an attempt to pretend to give a poo poo about distant family members they don't give a poo poo about, and realize how many of their friends and family members are completely unhinged from reality.

I just follow a few accounts on Twitter and avoid reading other poo poo on there unless someone posts a neat thread or something that honestly would be better served as a blog post if people gave a poo poo about blogs in the 2020's. If you're seeing people talk about politics on social media, you're using social media wrong.

All the good things on facebook are in groups like NUMTOT and ISF

hell astro course
Dec 10, 2009

pizza sucks

Vernii posted:

It is in EVE.

I guess you could say it's normal behavior to scam on facebook too. Exploiting vulnerable users so you can brag about it.

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

Samuel L. Hacksaw posted:

Don't crush your pearls chief. Those might be worth money some day.

the rapid fire self-defense on being the equivalent of a scammer coupled with actually having to hang out with someone in an MMO is extra creepy and you willfully acknowledge how deep you suck

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Waterbed Wendy posted:

What if you stole from noted EvE player vin diesel and he got so mad he made Fast and Furious?

That's not what Fast and Furious is about. F&F is about family.

Valko
Sep 18, 2015
There isn't going to be much more content from me. I can't imagine me and Jean are going to have any conversations more meaningful than 'Ahmf, nice foto!'

Maybe we should close it before it gets worse.

hell astro course
Dec 10, 2009

pizza sucks

Valko posted:

There isn't going to be much more content from me. I can't imagine me and Jean are going to have any conversations more meaningful than 'Ahmf, nice foto!'

Maybe we should close it before it gets worse.

Well, at least you caused a huge creep to out themself. ty pig guy.

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

kntfkr posted:

That's not what Fast and Furious is about. F&F is about family.

Yeah right

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Samuel L. Hacksaw posted:

If I'm a predator then it is in the same way as Leto from God Emperor of Dune, just dickless and angry and occasionally I crush a clone as outlet for my dickless rage.

spoiler alert

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.
"ahmf" is the onomatopoeia for chowing down on a really big burger, or a fully loaded sub.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Radio Paranoia posted:

"ahmf" is the onomatopoeia for chowing down on a really big burger, or a fully loaded sub.

She burgin???

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Valko could have had a big titty burgin babe smh

no pubes yet sorry
Sep 11, 2003

Seth Pecksniff posted:

Valko could have had a big titty burgin babe smh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTQoLydUeWo

Lieutenant Dan
Oct 27, 2009

Weedlord Bonerhitler

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Ahmf, Facebook, Ahmf

ahmf, double up, ahmf, ahmf



i wish you and your new gf a lovely future, Valko

hbag
Feb 13, 2021

lol @ facebook "threatening" to pull facebook & instagram out of europe if they cant invade people's privacy there or some poo poo
if anything that's incentive to keep them from doing it

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
https://twitter.com/jason_kint/status/1490849796458164224?s=21

Ahmf!

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
Crucify him/her! Crucify him/her! Crucify him/her!

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)


:lol:

hbag
Feb 13, 2021

kntfkr posted:

Crucify him/her! Crucify him/her! Crucify him/her!

the word "them" exists boss

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

Smugworth posted:

spoiler alert

no, that's the Fast and the Furious again

Samuel L. Hacksaw
Mar 26, 2007

Never Stop Posting

Ichabod Tane posted:

the rapid fire self-defense on being the equivalent of a scammer coupled with actually having to hang out with someone in an MMO is extra creepy and you willfully acknowledge how deep you suck

I'll suck u deep baby.

Samuel L. Hacksaw
Mar 26, 2007

Never Stop Posting

hell astro course posted:

Well, at least you caused a huge creep to out themself. Ty pig guy.

Am I the creep or pig?

Can it be both?

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015

hell astro course posted:

Well, at least you caused a huge creep to out themself. ty pig guy.



Yes, ty valko.

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
lmao this thread owns

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

hbag posted:

the word "them" exists boss

blaspheme!

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice

precision posted:

lmao this thread owns

Only when describing what's in my mouth

Samuel L. Hacksaw
Mar 26, 2007

Never Stop Posting

Waterbed Wendy posted:

What if you stole from noted EvE player vin diesel and he got so mad he made Fast and Furious?

Hey WW, sorry I didn't reply earlier, I didn't mean to leave you out. FnF is an OK movie and pretty funny and I would kinda feel bad for hurting him and want to apologize.

SweetMercifulCrap!
Jan 28, 2012
Lipstick Apathy
Should we add “Ahmf” to the SA vocabulary? Like :wom: ?

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

ahmf has a nice ring to it

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug

Which lawsuit is this about? I know that every single company in the US is just committing fraud and breaking laws on an hourly basis so I have completely lost track of it all.

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YoursTruly
Jul 29, 2012

Put me in the trash
Recycle Bin
where
I belong.
Line 'em ahmf

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