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TrashMammal posted:some real good friends of mine used to have this psycho neighbor. all fixated and stalky. they couldn’t figure out what his deal was. just constantly creeping looking for excuses to harass them. got so bad they had to move "It’s not clear why police didn’t arrest Stephenson in 1998. " loving... wow
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WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:Okay I ate pussy in a golf course bathroom What SNL musical number is this from
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Jimbone Tallshanks posted:What SNL musical number is this from I need more cow bell
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WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:Okay I ate pussy in a golf course bathroom how many feet we talkin?
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Bad Purchase posted:how many feet we talkin? 23
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WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:Okay I ate pussy in a golf course bathroom Ah, the 19th hole
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Mar 31, 2024 11:07
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WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:Okay I ate pussy in a golf course bathroom Well, what's the story? Can't say some wild poo poo and leave us hanging. It's not very polite.
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Vile_Nihlist666 posted:Well, what's the story? Can't say some wild poo poo and leave us hanging. It's not very polite. 
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Piss Foam Live! in the Women's Room of the Cumberland County CC
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Luvcow posted:there’s a white dove in my yard. guessing it was released for an easter event. feel bad for it out in the wild now, just hope it enjoys its freedom before it gets preyed on. Surely it's a sign!
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I'm drunk with the boys (12 of us) girl comes up laughing about the fact that we are so loud you can hear us a building away. We lock eyes for a second, she rolls away I'm like aight think nothing of it. Two more drinks down I take a walk to go vape. She's out there on her phone so I'm like oh hi and proceed to vape while barely standing up. She asks for vape, we go back inside togetherish at this point since we're going to the same place. Buys me fries, we continue to hang out and get hosed up. The rest of history. Thank got for family or all gender private bathrooms. World of difference and let me tell you those baby diaper changing stations have great weight capacity
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Luvcow posted:there’s a white dove in my yard. guessing it was released for an easter event. feel bad for it out in the wild now, just hope it enjoys its freedom before it gets preyed on. that's my white dove and ive been looking everywhere for it
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WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:I'm drunk with the boys (12 of us) girl comes up laughing about the fact that we are so loud you can hear us a building away. We lock eyes for a second, she rolls away I'm like aight think nothing of it. Two more drinks down I take a walk to go vape. She's out there on her phone so I'm like oh hi and proceed to vape while barely standing up. She asks for vape, we go back inside togetherish at this point since we're going to the same place. Buys me fries, we continue to hang out and get hosed up. Jesus would have loved that
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:that's my white dove and ive been looking everywhere for it redshirt posted:Surely it's a sign! I’ll keep an eye on it till you get to massachusetts
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WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:I'm drunk with the boys (12 of us) girl comes up laughing about the fact that we are so loud you can hear us a building away. We lock eyes for a second, she rolls away I'm like aight think nothing of it. Two more drinks down I take a walk to go vape. She's out there on her phone so I'm like oh hi and proceed to vape while barely standing up. She asks for vape, we go back inside togetherish at this point since we're going to the same place. Buys me fries, we continue to hang out and get hosed up. 12 Bros/Disciples, I can work with this.... Praise you
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Luvcow posted:there’s a white dove in my yard. guessing it was released for an easter event. feel bad for it out in the wild now, just hope it enjoys its freedom before it gets preyed on. He will protect it
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WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:I'm drunk with the boys (12 of us) girl comes up laughing about the fact that we are so loud you can hear us a building away. We lock eyes for a second, she rolls away I'm like aight think nothing of it. Two more drinks down I take a walk to go vape. She's out there on her phone so I'm like oh hi and proceed to vape while barely standing up. She asks for vape, we go back inside togetherish at this point since we're going to the same place. Buys me fries, we continue to hang out and get hosed up. The Last Supper
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I ate breakfast, opened a PBR, took a sip, looked in this thread and was not disappointed. Thank you for your service.
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Vile_Nihlist666 posted:I ate breakfast, opened a PBR, took a sip, looked in this thread and was not disappointed.  Drinking beer does not make you cool Vile_Nihilist666
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Smugworth posted:
Tracking. Only ever drink beer like once every two or more months, and usually only after really, really strenuous work. Had a lot of alohol related trauma in my family growing up. But I just like the timing of it all, and ol' boy's story gave me a chuckle. And yes, I know, TMI.
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i just started to hard boil 18 eggs a minute or two ago because i'm doing 2nd gen purple egss didn't even notice it was easter until you said e: 17 eggs went in the pickle, had to test one out and it was perfect dee eight fucked around with this message at 19:57 on Mar 31, 2024 |
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Smugworth posted:
lol loving snugworth gatekeeping cool i'll retire to bedlam
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Agree or disagree: Sailboat guys are just upscale truck guys
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redshirt posted:Agree or disagree: Sailboat guys are just upscale truck guys Nah. Sailboats don't make my life more dangerous.
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redshirt posted:Agree or disagree: Sailboat guys are just upscale truck guys there are thousands of different species of wasps in the us, but those two don’t mix and rarely live in harmony due to truck guys’ love of wake producing watercraft
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TrashMammal posted:there are thousands of different species of wasps in the us, but those two don’t mix and rarely live in harmony due to truck guys’ love of wake producing watercraft Sailboats. Not power boats. Big difference.
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redshirt posted:Sailboats. Not power boats. Big difference. The guy across the street has a big rear end diesel that he chopped up and made it like an industrial hauler. I've only seen him tow his jet ski. And he idles his Harley in his driveway, as is tradition.
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redshirt posted:You guys ever seen a sailboat guy?? They're generally rich.
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Pennywise the Frown posted:They're generally rich. Indeed. And if young, the sons of the rich, so....
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I've been hearing the term "plot armor" thrown around a lot lately. It's an old term, but I might have heard it three or four times a year for a decade. Now I've heard it as many times just this week!
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i haven't heard it at all, you must be hogging all of the plot armor conversations for yourself. maybe try sharing with others?
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i'm writing a neo noir horror story about all of us stuck in a cabin during a blizzard and our only way out will be by shoveling, so yes, redshirt has plot armor
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