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Gloryhold It! posted:Spousal abuse and retaliation : "loving awesome" - you ya don't gotta bite at every fake as gently caress post
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Zelder posted:ya don't gotta bite at every fake as gently caress post It's better to take them at face value, otherwise this thread would be nothing but people screaming fake
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# ? Mar 21, 2017 00:46 |
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Gloryhold It! posted:It's better to take them at face value, otherwise this thread would be nothing but people screaming fake Every story is taken as legit but do not extend that courtesy to posters my friend!
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# ? Mar 21, 2017 00:51 |
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Zelder posted:Every story is taken as legit but do not extend that courtesy to posters my friend! Alright, I don't believe you are real.
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# ? Mar 21, 2017 00:58 |
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Gloryhold It! posted:Alright, I don't believe you are real. real eyes realize real lies follow the money
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# ? Mar 21, 2017 01:07 |
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once you guys are done licking each others nipples can we get some content in this mo fukka?
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# ? Mar 21, 2017 01:09 |
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Zelder posted:real eyes realize real lies How can the lies be real if our eyes aren't real?
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Incoherence posted:I never trust people who are mean drunks. When I lived in the dorms in college there was this shy, mousy, kind of cute girl named Alex. She was really sweet and always just kind of around. One day me and my buddy were getting high in my car in the parking lot and she just entered the car without saying anything, scared the gently caress out of us. She was hammered drunk and to-wit nothing goes into a big 20-minute rant about how rape is "almost always" the girls fault, that girls get drunk and dress like sluts and are just totally asking for it. Then she just got out of the car and left. I'd always see her around after that and be like, what the gently caress.
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# ? Mar 21, 2017 01:11 |
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My [19M] GF [18F] of three months literally never uses the bathroomquote:Guys. Okay so this is going to be the weirdest thing I've ever posted on reddit so I'm making a throwaway in case she sees this. But I've been dating this girl for like three months now and I have NEVER seen her pee and it's freaking me out. We spend full days together, sometimes 12 hours, and never once have I seen this girl go to the bathroom, and I know because we literally don't leave each other's sides! "You should pee around me"
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# ? Mar 21, 2017 01:14 |
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tickle her pink in the shower and when she releases on your leg you will know you have truly soul-bonded
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# ? Mar 21, 2017 01:17 |
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It's only a matter of time until he finds the bottles.
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Yorkshire Pudding posted:When I lived in the dorms in college there was this shy, mousy, kind of cute girl named Alex. She was really sweet and always just kind of around. One day me and my buddy were getting high in my car in the parking lot and she just entered the car without saying anything, scared the gently caress out of us. She was hammered drunk and to-wit nothing goes into a big 20-minute rant about how rape is "almost always" the girls fault, that girls get drunk and dress like sluts and are just totally asking for it. Then she just got out of the car and left. I think 'oblivious goons being hit on' stories were like thirty pages back we're on to never peeing
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Spatial posted:It's only a matter of time until he finds the bottles. We now measure mental illness via ounces of piss. How many gallons of crazy is she?
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:Fiance [31 m] and I [31 f] are viscous to each other when drinking, but wonderful when sober. Together for 3 years. My friends who are still drinking heavily in their late 30s/early 40s are all real mean drunks at this point. It's not really about having the good time and they know it deep down.
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Yorkshire Pudding posted:When I lived in the dorms in college there was this shy, mousy, kind of cute girl named Alex. She was really sweet and always just kind of around. One day me and my buddy were getting high in my car in the parking lot and she just entered the car without saying anything, scared the gently caress out of us. She was hammered drunk and to-wit nothing goes into a big 20-minute rant about how rape is "almost always" the girls fault, that girls get drunk and dress like sluts and are just totally asking for it. Then she just got out of the car and left. I'm not entirely sure, but I think she might have been looking to get hosed.
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Pvt.Scott posted:I'm not entirely sure, but I think she might have been looking to get hosed. I can't imagine what the pillow talk would be like
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p rude posted:I can't imagine what the pillow talk would be like Hair curling
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# ? Mar 21, 2017 03:34 |
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Camel woman is probably peeing when her BF takes a pee break and is faster at it than he is. Or does he also never pee?
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Das Boo posted:Camel woman is probably peeing when her BF takes a pee break and is faster at it than he is. Or does he also never pee?
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:I think 'oblivious goons being hit on' stories were like thirty pages back we're on to never peeing To be fair that is the clumsiest goddamn way to hit on a dude maybe ever, I'm assuming the average guy's dick shrivels up the minute he hears the word "rape" relevant: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4hNaFkbZYU
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# ? Mar 21, 2017 04:33 |
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you run a real risk when you try the "women are lying whores about rape" pick up lines, but drat, when it works, it works
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# ? Mar 21, 2017 04:36 |
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My [35m]Husband has been cheating on me[25F] habitually in furry chatroomsquote:We have been together for four years, married 3. He works from home and has always been fairly secretive with his work pc. I have been understanding, as I think privacy is important, and want him to feel comfortable in our relationship. It was the part I bolded that got to me. I imagined her wearing a fur hat while he just stares wide eyed at her. flick my Mr. Bean fucked around with this message at 04:51 on Mar 21, 2017 |
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flick my Mr. Bean posted:My [35m]Husband has been cheating on me[25F] habitually in furry chatrooms Even better -- he bought her the animal hats! Dude knew what he was doing, and what he was doing was jacking off.
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Antivehicular posted:Even better -- he bought her the animal hats! Dude knew what he was doing, and what he was doing was jacking off. Bolded. I don't know how I missed that but oh god
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Barudak posted:Im just lobbing it out here but given this guy's lineage he may not be very far from exposing his own murder plots against himself. I think I've found his real name:
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# ? Mar 21, 2017 05:04 |
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Today's theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z49bfaXGX78 My (28f) maid of honor(30f) dumped me as a friend and dropped out of my wedding, 5 days before. quote:So, pretty much as the title says, happened this morning. I'm getting married Saturday, and my maid of (dis)honor sent me a long text telling me she's feeling not appreciated and over our 7 year friendship. I'm also almost 4 months pregnant, so even though I'm normally sensitive about these things, I'm EXTRA sensitive right now. What hurts the most is she's also been addicted to cocaine for some time now...something I have been in denial over I suppose. I thought maybe it was just something she did sometimes, and who am I to judge. I've now learned it's much more serious than that. I'm incredibly hurt by my "friend"...but also pretty intensely angry on her timing and method of dumping me. I know our friendship is over, but what do I do from here? I [27/m] just found out that ALL of my girlfriend’s [25/f] close friends regularly do cocaine. I don’t approve of that lifestyle, and it scares me that she’s around it all the time. quote:After 5 months of dating, my girlfriend took me to her hometown for the first time yesterday. We went to a grad party for one of her friends, where I began meeting a bunch of close friends she’s known since grade school. My friends and gf [24-25 M/F] getting more into drugs, not sure how to respond quote:This post is about drugs (specifically cocaine) and how to respond to its affect on my relationships. My [27M] roommates [26M & 25M] are storing money and large amounts of cocaine in their closet, and I don't know what to do. quote:My roommate [m26], lets call him shawn, has recently been getting chummy with our neighbor/coke dealer, lets call him Paul, i.e. watching netflix, playing ps4 and generally chilling out with him on a regular basis, whatever no big deal. Guy is generally cool, although he speaks primarily spanish, so my rapport with him is limited. I've bought from him a few times before, and have had it fronted when i didn't want to take a trip to the atm....but i digress.
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Haifisch posted:My [27M] roommates [26M & 25M] are storing money and large amounts of cocaine in their closet, and I don't know what to do. I think the answer to this one is "cocaine".
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Haifisch posted:My [27M] roommates [26M & 25M] are storing money and large amounts of cocaine in their closet, and I don't know what to do. Teach the neighbor how to make crack to increase profits, start slinging crack
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# ? Mar 21, 2017 06:51 |
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Goddamn, I would have been out of there the same night they showed me the loving safe. "So yeah, our drug dealer friend is being actively watched by the police so we decided to store all his drugs in our house."
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Haifisch posted:My [27M] roommates [26M & 25M] are storing money and large amounts of cocaine in their closet, and I don't know what to do. I love that the dude's roommate thinks it's a fine idea to keep his dealers stash in their apartment since the cops are ALL OVER the last place the guy kept it
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# ? Mar 21, 2017 12:09 |
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Dad cray, so wat I just received this email from my dad. Relationships quote:194 points 53 comments submitted 7 months ago by Incy-wincy-spider to r/relationships
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# ? Mar 21, 2017 12:14 |
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One more for the reverse ~~~story as old as time~~~ file: Me [25 M] with my wife [33 F] of 4 years, think I might be in an abusive relationship and need advice. NSFWRelationships quote:NSFW 49 points 39 comments submitted 1 year ago by throwaway121732 to r/relationships Hm yes I forget to get her glass of water so I deffo deserve to be called a tiny-dicked human being and kicked into a wall hmmmm quite appropriate, verily Also I last a long time in bed and that's somehow a bad thing hmmmmmmmm yes quite a lady that one, what a catch
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# ? Mar 21, 2017 12:21 |
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Bubblyblubber posted:Dad cray, so wat idgi
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# ? Mar 21, 2017 12:23 |
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pidan posted:idgi First part is the dad's letter, text bellow the line is the background/actual poster's words. I just like dad's writing style, reminded of those Roamin' Dad front page posts.
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Bubblyblubber posted:First part is the dad's letter, text bellow the line is the background/actual poster's words. I like his writing style too, but I do wonder what the poster is trying to achieve by posting it on reddit. "Dad says we're interfering with his relationship, but we're not!" - well, ok then.
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"Don't hit your brother's soft spot honey, you're gonna set him off" My step sister [16F] hit the back of my head while I have a concussion (PCS) I [16M] Threatened her. How or should I apologise Non-Romantic quote:240 points 92 comments submitted 10 months ago by Aswerdfg to r/relationships I love teenagers-being-lovely stories, the fact that there's actual brain damage in this one is just icing on the poo poo cake.
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pidan posted:I like his writing style too, but I do wonder what the poster is trying to achieve by posting it on reddit. "Dad says we're interfering with his relationship, but we're not!" - well, ok then.
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# ? Mar 21, 2017 14:29 |
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Lol your mom doesn't even have your back when you're severely concussed
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# ? Mar 21, 2017 14:37 |
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Bubblyblubber posted:"Don't hit your brother's soft spot honey, you're gonna set him off" Yeah pretty sure he was justified, and if she did it again a sibling on sibling rear end whoopin' would be the appropriate response.
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Irritability? After a head injury?? Why I never
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