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the same family that (presumably) facilitated him getting raped for most of his childhood and then denied him any mental health treatment until he got bailed out by his, uh, homeless underage stripper girlfriend
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# ? Mar 22, 2017 21:26 |
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I'm gonna gently caress
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# ? Mar 22, 2017 21:28 |
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Captain Yossarian posted:I'm gonna gently caress Don't do it!
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# ? Mar 22, 2017 21:30 |
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Captain Yossarian posted:I'm gonna gently caress Nice
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# ? Mar 22, 2017 21:47 |
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My wife has been having "online" affairs. I caught her 3 days ago, she told me she loved me and didn't want to lose me, and now I just found out she simply created a new account and moved her flirts over there.quote:I am a 25 yo male (hetero relationship). We've been married for more than 5 years and together 11 years. Update quote:I told her last night I don't know what the next steps are but I slept on the couch. She wrote an email to her mother, my mother, and me explaining the whole situation at my request (she was pretty candid with it). I asked her to do that because I wanted the shame to hopefully sink in and I wanted her to have a larger structure around her. Her mother is now livid with her, saying she is ruining something with a great guy. So that's perhaps helpful. Nvm he's stupid. Great response to her trying to deflect onto the snooping, though.
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# ? Mar 22, 2017 21:53 |
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Nazzadan posted:My wife has been having "online" affairs. I caught her 3 days ago, she told me she loved me and didn't want to lose me, and now I just found out she simply created a new account and moved her flirts over there. Well, obviously.
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# ? Mar 22, 2017 21:56 |
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I imagine those consent apps have a 100% success rate at preventing confusion over consent cause when you pull one out in the heat of the moment and ask her to agree to the terms and conditions you're not gonna gently caress anymore.
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# ? Mar 22, 2017 21:57 |
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ArbitraryC posted:I imagine those consent apps have a 100% success rate at preventing confusion over consent cause when you pull one out in the heat of the moment and ask her to agree to the terms and conditions you're not gonna gently caress anymore. Never know, maybe you're in law school
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# ? Mar 22, 2017 21:58 |
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"You gotta sign on the dotted line or legally I can't nut."
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# ? Mar 22, 2017 21:58 |
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Nazzadan posted:My wife has been having "online" affairs. I caught her 3 days ago, she told me she loved me and didn't want to lose me, and now I just found out she simply created a new account and moved her flirts over there. He should agree to open the relationship.
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# ? Mar 22, 2017 21:59 |
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ArbitraryC posted:I imagine those consent apps have a 100% success rate at preventing confusion over consent cause when you pull one out in the heat of the moment and ask her to agree to the terms and conditions you're not gonna gently caress anymore. I'm picturing the Chappelle's Show Love Contract sketch, when after they're done filling it out he goes "Well, I don't know about you, but I'm still aroused."
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# ? Mar 22, 2017 21:59 |
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I'm surprised nobody posted this one yetquote:My[22 M] girlfriend[18F] HORRENDOUS eating habits Thinking about eating a bowl of powdered sugar with a spoon makes me ill.
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# ? Mar 22, 2017 22:26 |
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Girlfriend diabetic, so what
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# ? Mar 22, 2017 22:29 |
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Dude, she needs a credit card to put her recurring perscription for diabetes medication on.
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# ? Mar 22, 2017 22:29 |
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beejay posted:I'm surprised nobody posted this one yet
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# ? Mar 22, 2017 22:30 |
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beejay posted:I'm surprised nobody posted this one yet Holy poo poo. Just imagine the teeth situation. e: Pick do not post some gross teeth poo poo tia
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# ? Mar 22, 2017 22:32 |
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beejay posted:sugargirl How is she alive?
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# ? Mar 22, 2017 22:33 |
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nerd plus rage posted:How is she alive?
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# ? Mar 22, 2017 22:35 |
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Moridin920 posted:Maybe I smoke too much but uh $40 will get you a .5 oil cartridge at the club and I'll go through that bitch in a week tops. Maybe I need to find a better source though. I'm sure it depends on location. In Santa Cruz it was $20/gram, and there are plenty of reusable attachments for batteries. Now I get the disposable cartridges at 40/gram but they're very strong, two of them can last my girlfriend and I a month. I smoke all the drat time except when I'm at work so if you smoke at work that could make the difference. Something I can actually recommend is hitting up craigslist for an under-the-table oil dealer. Always better prices, even here in Nevada I got a half ounce of strong oil for about 200 bucks, lasted me half a year. When I was in college I went through at least an ounce a month, oil is fantastic it's very discrete I can do it literally anywhere, cheaper, stronger, less smell, etc. Faffel posted:Is that true? I got a vaporizer the other year and smoked exactly the same volume of weed in the same period, I just don't cough. I have not found any way to make my weedery-doo any more cost effective. Even buying in bulk doesn't give much of a discount at the dispensaries now. I'm talking about high-potency hash oil not just vaping flowers. And about your story lol that's pretty funny. Not sure how I'd react to that to be honest it's a bit forward for my tastes but if I liked the girl the correct response is to do the classic V pussy licking face
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# ? Mar 22, 2017 22:35 |
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That girl needs therapy for her eating disorder imo
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# ? Mar 22, 2017 22:37 |
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Nazzadan posted:My wife has been having "online" affairs. I caught her 3 days ago, she told me she loved me and didn't want to lose me, and now I just found out she simply created a new account and moved her flirts over there. They've been together since he was 14. Good thing people don't change at all from when they are teenagers. nerd plus rage posted:How is she alive? Youth is an incredible thing.
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# ? Mar 22, 2017 22:36 |
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Bubblyblubber posted:I miss being this stupid. It was... freeing, in a way. Umm one section in particular caught my eye... quote:She brought up the fact that one time she slept in bed with me, I didn't get a boner because my "crotch was burried deep within her huge rear end." ummmm... ok
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# ? Mar 22, 2017 22:38 |
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Basically, the human body is insanely good at processing sugars. It takes a while to develop Type 2 diabetes, and until that happens your body will just produce enough insulin to keep your blood sugars even. She probably never goes much above 120 mg/dL post-meal. Of course, she'll definitely get it, and way earlier than a normal Type 2 diabetic, because overproduction leads to resistance, but until then she can eat all the sugar she wants.
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# ? Mar 22, 2017 22:38 |
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She's already seeing some effects. From the comments: OP posted:No she's not fat. Not even overweight really. She doesn't go to the doctor. She has horrible teeth, as in the dentist has suggested dentures at 18. She has literal holes in her teeth. BUT her parents won't take her because they "can't afford it" as the dad buys new AR's and the mom takes her younger sister to New York for a middle school choir thing trip.
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# ? Mar 22, 2017 22:39 |
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WampaLord posted:She's already seeing some effects. false_economy.txt
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# ? Mar 22, 2017 22:41 |
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Hey man thanks for sharing! I think you're the first person I've called out in this thread for dropping leading hints who was actually willing to expose themselves to potential mockery so kudos on that. As to your story, you're lucky she left as she's pretty clearly a big bag of sexual hangups and emotional neuroses. Don't talk to her anymore and find a nice girl who will suck your wiener regularly.
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# ? Mar 22, 2017 22:48 |
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Captain Yossarian posted:I'm gonna gently caress
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# ? Mar 22, 2017 22:53 |
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I know people laugh about the idea of a consent app, but given how easily people play fast and loose with consent, especially when they are young, I'm not surprised it exists. Better that extreme than women getting raped behind dumpsters.
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# ? Mar 22, 2017 23:13 |
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Yes a consent app is what will keep people from dragging drunk women behind the dumpster.
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# ? Mar 22, 2017 23:21 |
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Pull up from this death spiral you weirdos
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# ? Mar 22, 2017 23:39 |
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WampaLord posted:She's already seeing some effects. does ARs stand for something else because I'm just picturing dad, bowl of sugar in hand, proclaiming from atop his mountain of guns that the family cannot afford to have teeth and the Star Spangled Banner starts playing in my head A Wizard of Goatse fucked around with this message at 00:01 on Mar 23, 2017 |
# ? Mar 22, 2017 23:57 |
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Thread's current topic has given me a new buzzword to search, "skate" is on hold for now. My [F22] girlfriend [28] doesn't listen to me when I tell her not to pop my zits or to at least ask first, which I see as an issue of consent which triggers me. quote:[F22] + [F28] together for a year.
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# ? Mar 23, 2017 00:00 |
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:does ARs stand for something else because I'm just picturing dad, bowl of sugar in hand, proclaiming from atop his mountain of guns that the family cannot afford to have teeth and the Star Spangled Banner starts playing in my head No that's definitely what she's talking about and your characterization probably only differs from the truth in it's obviousness.
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# ? Mar 23, 2017 00:02 |
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gf has a sweet tooth
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# ? Mar 23, 2017 00:02 |
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Play posted:No that's definitely what she's talking about and your characterization probably only differs from the truth in it's obviousness. god bless America
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# ? Mar 23, 2017 00:03 |
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He just needs to learn to excrete sugar paste from his anus, then everyone is happy.
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# ? Mar 23, 2017 00:05 |
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Nazzadan posted:Thread's current topic has given me a new buzzword to search, "skate" is on hold for now. Yeah it was but it's pretty funny. Dude probably shouldn't have gotten into the whole "consent/triggering" thing and just said "stay the gently caress away from my acne unless I give you explicit permission you freak". When I was younger my sisters loved to search out blackheads and stuff and I've never had a girlfriend who didn't enjoy the process. It actually is relevant whether consent is given because it makes the difference between feeling like embarrassing bully behavior and a relaxing few minutes where my girlfriend helps me out with personal hygiene. Even so, talking about it being triggering is totally unnecessary as far as I can tell. Just tell them don't do it and if they do you know they don't really have respect for your words and preferences.
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# ? Mar 23, 2017 00:05 |
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Nazzadan posted:Thread's current topic has given me a new buzzword to search, "skate" is on hold for now. what happens when you put two people who've never seen another offline human in a room together
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# ? Mar 23, 2017 00:06 |
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Women love popping zits. It's one of those strict universals. We love it and we'll do it all the time.
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Pick posted:He just needs to learn to excrete sugar paste from his anus, then everyone is happy. Me [1Aphid] with my gf/herder [2European Yellow Meadow Ant], her constant milking of my alimentary canal terminations with her rough antennae are making me rethink our mutualistic relationship
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