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KajiTheMelonMan posted:edit: do you think anyone has walked through the stargate but while the iris is still retracting, cutting off their legs and/or head, depending on height - leaving just a torso on the ramp stringless fucked around with this message at 11:52 on Apr 30, 2024 |
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KajiTheMelonMan posted:
I recognize everyone but the redhead (an unspeakable tragedy)
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McSpanky posted:I recognize everyone but the redhead (an unspeakable tragedy) 
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KajiTheMelonMan posted:
System Lord meeting at Philippe's
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 (left)  (right)  Space Race must have been written when someone was high
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Brought to you by Tech-Con. I loved that episode, all the corporate dystopia stuff was hilarious.
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It's also pretty much the only episode that explores "what if space can be fun, too?"
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stringless posted:It's also pretty much the only episode that explores "what if space can be fun, too?" One Rule: NO GOA'ULD!
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KajiTheMelonMan posted:
watching an sg1 marathon super baked and then having this one come on is a random joy
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so I was looking into it, as we're getting close to there but did Daniel's actor really quit because he was annoyed at not being 'used enough'? is this why season 7+ he's presented as a sexy macho man and has completely ejected his original character and multiple arcs revolve around how special he is?
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Feels like the Zat is a pretty defining SG:1 weapon
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It's not showing weapons, it's showing what tool they use to open a locked door
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There was an episode from someone else's perspective. There's a scene where they're holed up in a room with Jaffa coming to get them. Jack and Teal'c go out in the corridor and the "fight scene" is 90 seconds of non-stop Zat SFX from offscreen.
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Either a staff weapon or a P90 would be the correct choice for this.
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Sentient Data posted:It's not showing weapons, it's showing what tool they use to open a locked door you can easily open a locked door with a zat just shoot it 3 times if you only shoot it 2 times it merely kills the door
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Kinda surprised we never saw a Tau'ri designed Zat
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redshirt posted:Kinda surprised we never saw a Tau'ri designed Zat we already have those its a taser
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blatman posted:we already have those its a taser Taze your balls once and you die
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blatman posted:we already have those its a taser Can't hide the bodies with a Taser 
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blatman posted:we already have those its a taser Pshaw those little dart things? A retro engineered Zat would clearly become THE primary personal weapon for all SG personal. Thinking about it, it seems inevitable a human retro engineered Zat would more likely resemble a Star Trek phaser, and then you have cross show confusion. Probably why it never happened.
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The phallic design is integral to operation, it turns out
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kdrudy posted:Taze your balls once and you die not true, i have tazed my balls twice this morning rendering myself thankfully infertile
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SGC pondering adapting it for planetary use as some sort of black-budget weapon for wider release, then realizing the implication of "You can cover up your own dirty work perfectly" means it would be terrifyingly awful in mass-release. It would also make Hitman games far too easy tbh.
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SGA had the team retro engineer a wraith stunner
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SG themes MK/SF 2d fighter. Pick a character from the series and go for it with combos and specials. I’m imagining it kinda plays like DBZ hyper dimension. Jack is naturally an all rounder. Carter’s specials are all exploding stuff, finisher takes out the sun. Daniel has an ascension mode where he’s intangible and wears beige. Mitchell deals more damage the lower his health. Teal’c can heal in kel’noreem and hit really hard. Specials are staff moves or dual p90 sprays. Dex has the sword and the magnum. Shepherd can go Bugmode for extra damage but it drains his health. His p90 can also stun. Baal can summon clones Todd can life leech. Teyla gets an axe. Rush has low HP and damage but heaps of really damaging counters. Levels are forest, sgc, atlantis, diner, forest, quarry, goauld ship, desert and forest. well why not fucked around with this message at 01:13 on May 5, 2024 |
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Chronojam posted:The phallic design is integral to operation, it turns out We've got our top men on it
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redshirt posted:Pshaw those little dart things? Alternatively, the crazy hinge action is the defining feature of the Zat prop, but it is utterly superfluous to the actual weapon itself. A human reverse-engineered one would be a more boring Zat. Why bother? Actually, similarly, a human-made staff blaster would probably look like a rifle or a shotgun, and here we are again. The exception was the X-planes, but to quote Jacob, they just took goa'uld tech and slapped a USAF sticker on 'em, so that tracks too.
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well why not posted:SG themes MK/SF 2d fighter. Pick a character from the series and go for it with combos and specials. I’m imagining it kinda plays like DBZ hyper dimension. Jonas Quinn is a secret character you unlock by losing with Daniel five times in a row. To get Daniel back you have to buy DLC.
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Jimbone Tallshanks posted:Jonas Quinn is a secret character you unlock by losing with Daniel five times in a row. Daniel & Jonas boy band (with Jonas's Goa'uld girlfriend on bass)
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Jimbone Tallshanks posted:Jonas Quinn is a secret character you unlock by losing with Daniel five times in a row. lol i’d main carter for the sick c4 throws
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2B7CvQ3RIg
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well why not posted:lol "You blow up one star..."
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Cthulu Carl posted:Can't hide the bodies with a Taser Sure you can, it just requires this companion piece 
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Can you imagine the LAPD with Zat tech?
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General Hammond writes a letter to the families of people killed in Cheyenne mountain, uh drat how long before the press would start noticing how many people die in the line of duty monitoring deep space telemetry
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Also I'm late to saying this cause it's been about two seasons already, but Daniel looks way better with long hair. GROW IT BACK!
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John Wick of Dogs posted:General Hammond writes a letter to the families of people killed in Cheyenne mountain, uh drat how long before the press would start noticing how many people die in the line of duty monitoring deep space telemetry "Sorry about the 'Training Accident'" - The Air Force
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John Wick of Dogs posted:Also I'm late to saying this cause it's been about two seasons already, but Daniel looks way better with long hair. GROW IT BACK! Holy poo poo I am in literally the next episode after making this observation and he grew it back Edit: nah, it was his robot John Wick of Dogs fucked around with this message at 15:40 on May 5, 2024 |
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