xtal posted:

How often does that come up?

Jeza posted:

SiKboy posted:

General Kenobi was just to distinguish him from Specific Kenobi.

Spanish Manlove posted:

It's a shame they pay pubic defender's so little.

lament.cfg posted:

Ah yes the 12 year old was tricked by Fortnite into pissing herself

adoration for none posted:

It'd be great if Hollywood didn't have to turn every popular movie that ever existed into a remake. It's prob going to suck for reasons unrelated to satisfying long-held conservative tendencies towards bestiality

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

spookykid posted:

You reminded me why I unsubbed from the /relationshits thread.

LifeSunDeath posted:

https://i.imgur.com/xHjaKnF.mp4

Phantasium posted:

holy poo poo they found the farm upstate

uber_stoat posted:

https://twitter.com/desukidesu/status/1367477072675958788?s=20

smarxist posted:

"are ya rimmin' son?"

Kitfox88 posted:

Lobok posted:

These Donkey Kong game peripherals are getting ever weirder.

Captain Monkey posted:

It’s clearly from Diddy Kong Racing 3: The Lost Pro Laps

Bugsy posted:

No clue on the context on this.

Atticus_1354 posted:

Do you think that family rented the hearse or already owned it?

Platystemon posted:

That’s not a crossover SUV?

Nth Doctor posted:

I would argue any hearse is a crossover vehicle

Captain Splendid posted:

https://i.imgur.com/IDGRVsl.mp4

Toys For rear end Bum posted:

https://i.imgur.com/UHRhez2.mp4

mom and dad fight a lot posted:

https://i.imgur.com/jX021go.mp4

perepelki posted:

gbs has found something

rotor posted:

i thought this was the movie and book thread not the lets discuss old mens pendulous balls thread

infernal machines posted:

it goes back and forth

A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

Slightly disappointed the third one wasn't that hilarious Nathan Bedford Forrest statue in Nashville.

But an excellent surprise ending nonetheless.

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

https://i.imgur.com/OxKrAKW.mp4

Nonexistence posted:

Maybe my opinions are wrong and bad but I couldn't get through Mob Psycho for even a season I was so bored

AlternateNu posted:

You're opinions aren't necessarily wrong or bad. It just means you have no humanity or empathy left in the shriveled husk you call a body.

Nonexistence posted:

I am a lawyer so

Smoo posted:

Posting here is almost not worth it anymore in some respects. A modicum of new posting rules are added every day, compounding every month and year. It seems as if all the fun has been refined from the forums by bureaucratic over-legislation. Soon, I hypothesize that posting itself will be a bannable offense, unless you are a member of the Elite 20.

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

Slightly disappointed the third one wasn't that hilarious Nathan Bedford Forrest statue in Nashville.

But an excellent surprise ending nonetheless.

Splicer posted:

https://i.imgur.com/3T9vfDe.mp4

Timelord posted:

i cant make gifs and im artistically useless so ive got that going for me

zoom in on his crotch tumor, cut to his eyes, he winks- cut to text : "Can’t you feel the shrimps?"



can't you feel the shrimps

ReidRansom posted:

Well I practice pedophilia
I'm not allowed in shopping malls
I used to have a girlfriend but she
She got too tall

Phanatic posted:

Vindolanda posted:

*hacker voice* I’ve jacked in to the subframe

jesus WEP posted:

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand I Cum Blood by Cannibal Corpse. The lyrics are extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the allusions will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also George “Corpsegrinder” Fisher’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these lyrics, to realise that they're not just gross- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike death metal truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Alex Webster’s existential catchphrase "Slit my cock with a knife," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Cannibal Corpse's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Cannibal Corpse tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid

BonHair posted:

...of SCIENCE! posted:

Insufferable death metal nerds are still going on about how anyone who doesn't listen to death metal is a stupid normie after that incredible own and they're still getting dunked on. Truly the anime of music.

Blue Footed Booby posted:

I clicked through and nobody is doing this. One guy makes an incredibly lame jab at metal, one guy makes an equally lame counter, and that's it.

My Lovely Horse posted:

Truly the anime of music in that goons devote about a hundred times more effort to signalling how they hate it and how lame it is to like it than to actually liking it.

...of SCIENCE! posted:

Insufferable death metal nerds are still going on about how anyone who doesn't listen to death metal is a stupid normie after that incredible own and they're still getting dunked on. Truly the anime of music.

Blue Footed Booby posted:

SA has always been a counter culture site, so as it grew it naturally started to counter itself. Same thing happened to punctuation and capitalization, where it shifted from what separates us from the rest of the internet to lame to care about and why yes we always thought that.

Blue Footed Booby posted:

I clicked through and nobody is doing this. One guy makes an incredibly lame jab at metal, one guy makes an equally lame counter, and that's it.

A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

Shut up, sleeveless.

RFC2324 posted:

I thought the lack of punctuation was our way of saying the dark times under mods who banned over a typo are over?