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Citizen Tayne posted:This, btw, is what real software development work that solves actual problems is about. Probably because they've taken more poo poo from white guys like you than you can imagine.
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Dodoman posted:Probably because they've taken more poo poo from white guys like you than you can imagine. Asking that something be done right is not giving them poo poo.
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Mar 9, 2016 15:34
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oh yeah give me more of nbsd slamming full speed into tori, unironically 
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Notorious b.s.d. posted:pls don't write applications in pl/sql
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Oh. Lol. There's an ideal world where everything is done 100% according to academic ideas of correctness, and then there's the real world.
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forums user "Notorious b.s.d."
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anthonypants posted:forums user "Notorious b.s.d." bsddy bsddy bsddy can't you see? sometimes your words just hypnotize me
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i just installed office 2013 SP0 and there were 84 important updates in windows updates i figured some must be dupes so i install just SP 1 now it's up to 111 nevermind, 27 of those updates are for the standalone word and powerpoint viewers, still a shitload of updates Perplx fucked around with this message at 17:28 on Mar 9, 2016 |
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you haven't installed a base version of win 7 without updates lately eh
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allegedly there's a security update for internet explorer that adds a "get windows 10" popup to internet explorer when you open a new tab http://www.infoworld.com/article/3042155/microsoft-windows/windows-patch-kb-3139929-when-a-security-update-is-not-a-security-update.html
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lol rip xbox quote:Microsoft is trying to head off speculation that more layoffs maybe in the works at its Xbox division. This comes a day after it was revealed that a page on the Microsoft Studios website removed several internal teams.
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 quote:With the passage of time and a much-needed power management fix, I can now recommend Microsoft’s Surface Book without hesitation: This is a stunning 2-in-1 PC with excellent performance, great looks, and a unique design. Literally waits 4 months until the biggest issues are fixed (?) before the 'review', yes this is highly professional why do you ask
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Perplx posted:i just installed office 2013 SP0 and there were 84 important updates in windows updates a shitload of updates came out today morning as well
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Happy_Misanthrope posted:lol rip xbox good
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I thought the Xbox one was popular and people bought them, everyone I know who owns a console has one, how did MS gently caress it up?
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Citizen Tayne posted:I thought the Xbox one was popular and people bought them, everyone I know who owns a console has one, how did MS gently caress it up? being Microsoft
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Citizen Tayne posted:I thought the Xbox one was popular and people bought them it only did sort-of ok in the u.s. but the ps4 is just crushing it everywhere
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Mar 9, 2016 18:44
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Citizen Tayne posted:I thought the Xbox one was popular and people bought them, everyone I know who owns a console has one, how did MS gently caress it up? the xbone is the exact same architecture as the ps4, but slightly worse in performance.
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paging forums poster 32MB of ESRAM
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Shaggar posted:the xbone is the exact same architecture as the ps4, but slightly worse in performance. and both are based on a netbook cpu and low end gpu, except even Xbox one got that wrong somehow
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univbee posted:it only did sort-of ok in the u.s. but the ps4 is just crushing it everywhere It's dead everywhere except the US but is now losing steam here as well. MS is going to dump a bunch of $199.00 bundles on retailers for the holidays then quietly kill it in January after declaring they accomplished everything they set out to do and they're so proud of everyone.
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good job team. security will escort you out of the building
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Citizen Tayne posted:I thought the Xbox one was popular and people bought them, everyone I know who owns a console has one, how did MS gently caress it up? wrong ram
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Mar 9, 2016 20:12
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most of the recent, significant xbox one announcements involve being able to play the games that ran just fine on its perfectly serviceable predecessor
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anthonypants posted:allegedly there's a security update for internet explorer that adds a "get windows 10" popup to internet explorer when you open a new tab [circus music plays]
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carry on then posted:paging forums poster 32MB of ESRAM helo friends
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fyi if nobody guessed it: the ram is bad
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flakeloaf posted:most of the recent, significant xbox one announcements involve being able to play the games that ran just fine on its perfectly serviceable predecessor serviceable for a certain subset of predecessors (roughly 66%)
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paging forums poster Two-Thirds of a GPU
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pseudorandom name posted:paging forums poster Two-Thirds of a GPU
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32MB OF ESRAM posted:pleasurekevin what piece has fallen off ur windows machine today? this might be u He died.
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32MB OF ESRAM posted:pleasurekevin what piece has fallen off ur windows machine today? this might be u lmao
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Citizen Tayne posted:He died. haven't heard anything since the meltdown rage to smythe
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in addition to the wrong ram and a lovely gpu the xbone has three operating systems and hyper-v to run them. all on anaemic pseudo-pc. what could possibly go wrong e: actually one of those operating systems is the hyper-v layer in an esx style i guess but still, laffo shitface fucked around with this message at 21:13 on Mar 9, 2016 |
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dont worry, because the cloud - microsoft
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pram posted:dont worry, because the cloud - microsoft gently caress I forgot about that. don't worry that the console is an anemic piece of poo poo because we'll augment the graphics and ai in azure. has anyone, 1st or 3rd party, done anything even vaguely resembling what they described?
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buy the Kinect for all the great games it will have see they learned something from Nintendo: how to support a gimmick controller add-on
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lol so our backup guy configured all three DCs to capture disk images at the exact same time every hour. this make dfs sysvol replication "not happy" with them all pausing at the same time at VSS's behest and it corrupted the poo poo out of some group policies. at first I thought we got hacked, but breaking random GPOs is a dumb way to hack someone unless you're just trying to piss them off. went digging through the sec logs because surely modification to sysvol have default audit settings to track object modifications. Nope. Only delete events. Why? gently caress you, thats why. -MS
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flakeloaf posted:buy the Kinect for all the great games it will have nintendo. they loved waggle controls so much they sneaked them into super mario maker, where you need to shake some pieces while dragging them to change them to other kinds of pieces. why make a separate icon for a key and a p-block, it's so much more obvious to take a p-block and shake it
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