Trump Thread II: The man make a tweet

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Ginette Reno: Nov 18, 2006; How Doers get more done; Fun Shoe

I wonder what would cause someone to not vote Republican at this point.

# ? Jun 21, 2017 02:15

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# ? May 26, 2024 22:10

BetterToRuleInHell: Jul 2, 2007; Touch my mask top
Get the chop chop

ISeeCuckedPeople posted:

You people aren't worth saving.

You need to turn that frown upside down, friend.

# ? Jun 21, 2017 02:16

skylined!: Apr 6, 2012; THE DEM DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON

SC election effectively done but the dem candidate is within 3% which is...unexpected?

# ? Jun 21, 2017 02:16

ThePeavstenator: Dec 18, 2012; Establish the Buns

Ginette Reno posted:

I wonder what would cause someone to not vote Republican at this point.

Being dead

# ? Jun 21, 2017 02:16

Oxxidation: Jul 22, 2007

Ginette Reno posted:

I wonder what would cause someone to not vote Republican at this point.

Death.

# ? Jun 21, 2017 02:16

Mustached Demon: Nov 12, 2016

Spaced God posted:

I'm excited for four years of this thread saying "well actually it's great that the margin of republican victory was what it is because that means is 2% less than last time. We'll get 'em next time!"

Or more boar chat. That was unironically fun

There's bound to be other murder animals to chat about. Hippos? Moose?

# ? Jun 21, 2017 02:16

Covok: May 27, 2013; Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

Spaced God posted:

I'm excited for four years of this thread saying "well actually it's great that the margin of republican victory was what it is because that means is 2% less than last time. We'll get 'em next time!"

Or more boar chat. That was unironically fun

Ds need to win, but all they do is lose and say it's a win. :sad:

# ? Jun 21, 2017 02:17

Total Party Kill: Aug 25, 2005

Ginette Reno posted:

I wonder what would cause someone to not vote Republican at this point.

dont be alive

# ? Jun 21, 2017 02:17

axeil: Feb 14, 2006

I just want a win so I can have some faith in this country again.

Mustached Demon posted:

There's bound to be other murder animals to chat about. Hippos? Moose?

Hippos will gently caress your poo poo up. Let's chat about them. Here's a crazy video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQ4KJhrcHtc

axeil fucked around with this message at 02:19 on Jun 21, 2017

# ? Jun 21, 2017 02:17

Hastings: Dec 30, 2008

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

It gets better

https://twitter.com/RawStory/status/877301309132734465

Ah yes, this evil knows no bounds.

# ? Jun 21, 2017 02:18

BadOptics: Sep 11, 2012

Still kinda pissed that we had to sit through months of bullshit about a single district when the Brits had a full blown national election start and end in less time.

# ? Jun 21, 2017 02:18

Tatsuta Age: Apr 21, 2005; so good at being in trouble

I bet that woman with the lesbian daughter who Handel basically told to gently caress off still voted for HAndel lol

# ? Jun 21, 2017 02:18

Aves Maria!: Jul 26, 2008; Maybe I'll drown

Spaced God posted:

I'm excited for four years of this thread saying "well actually it's great that the margin of republican victory was what it is because that means is 2% less than last time. We'll get 'em next time!"

Shut the gently caress up

# ? Jun 21, 2017 02:18

Endorph: Jul 22, 2009

axeil posted:

I just want a win so I can have some faith in this country again.

you could move to a different country and have faith in that

# ? Jun 21, 2017 02:18

Spaced God: Feb 8, 2014; All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!

Mustached Demon posted:

There's bound to be other murder animals to chat about. Hippos? Moose?

I have a friend who's deathly afraid of meese. That's funny in and of itself.
It's funnier when you realize he's Australian and never been to meese country

E:

Aves Maria! posted:

Shut the gently caress up

Luv u 2 boo

# ? Jun 21, 2017 02:18

PenguinKnight: Apr 6, 2009

Oxxidation posted:

Death.

tbh im expecting an R candidate to falsify volts from dead people, like when Sideshow Bob became mayor of Springfield

# ? Jun 21, 2017 02:18

Potato Salad: Oct 23, 2014; nobody cares

Ginette Reno posted:

I wonder what would cause someone to not vote Republican at this point.

Death.

# ? Jun 21, 2017 02:19

the black husserl: Feb 25, 2005

Ginette Reno posted:

I wonder what would cause someone to not vote Republican at this point.

A new cultural narrative.

Death is more likely to actually happen in our lifetimes though, so I'll say death.

# ? Jun 21, 2017 02:19

Total Party Kill: Aug 25, 2005

Tatsuta Age posted:

I bet that woman with the lesbian daughter who Handel basically told to gently caress off still voted for HAndel lol

and the lesbian daughter did too

# ? Jun 21, 2017 02:19

Ague Proof: Jun 5, 2014; they told me
I was everything

Push El Burrito posted:

But his e-mails...

His Pelosis.

# ? Jun 21, 2017 02:19

TROIKA CURES GREEK: Jun 30, 2015; by R. Guyovich

TheBalor posted:

Not according to Nate Silver, AKA the only person who seems to understand polling in politics?

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# ? Jun 21, 2017 02:19

haveblue: Aug 15, 2005; Toilet Rascal

Trump just knocked on my door and says he wants to take my health care. I haven't opened it yet but I can see Mitch McConnell trying to peek through my kitchen window. What should I do?

# ? Jun 21, 2017 02:19

Leon Trotsky 2012: Aug 27, 2009; YOU CAN TRUST ME!*

_{*Israeli Government-affiliated poster}

America never learns.

https://twitter.com/costareports/status/877334395643846657

# ? Jun 21, 2017 02:20

Mustached Demon: Nov 12, 2016

Spaced God posted:

I have a friend who's deathly afraid of meese. That's funny in and of itself.
It's funnier when you realize he's Australian and never been to meese country

That's not funny that's smart. A moose is basically a giant, tall hog with tusks on its head instead of jaw.

# ? Jun 21, 2017 02:20

Covok: May 27, 2013; Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

BRISTOL PALINS BABY posted:

and the lesbian daughter did too

Got to vote R or God will punish you, you know.

# ? Jun 21, 2017 02:20

Boon: Jun 21, 2005; by R. Guyovich

Hey guys I just want to share a testimonial with all of you.

I put Leon Trotsky on ignore and my life improved instantly and with a little effort, you all can have this same bliss too!

# ? Jun 21, 2017 02:20

Party Plane Jones: Jul 1, 2007; by Reene; Fun Shoe

https://twitter.com/jamiedupree/status/877333150480904192

# ? Jun 21, 2017 02:20

the black husserl: Feb 25, 2005

Also I have a scorching hot take: this election doesn't really matter that much.

Media and our transforming attention spans/the cultural climate have made this seem like the ultimate referendum on Trump but it just isn't and the breathless coverage plays into our worst instincts. Ugh.

# ? Jun 21, 2017 02:21

BetterToRuleInHell: Jul 2, 2007; Touch my mask top
Get the chop chop

Mustached Demon posted:

There's bound to be other murder animals to chat about. Hippos? Moose?

Cryptids! Next time we can talk about the mongolian death worm :krakken:

# ? Jun 21, 2017 02:21

shades of eternity: Nov 9, 2013; Where kitties raise dragons in the world's largest mall.

nerdz posted:

Let me understand here:

so if Ossoff wins, Trump is impeached and Bernie takes over, is that it?

more like the following.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cODC3XtYsRs

Any victory can be built on.

# ? Jun 21, 2017 02:21

Aves Maria!: Jul 26, 2008; Maybe I'll drown

Boon posted:

Hey guys I just want to share a testimonial with all of you.

I put Leon Trotsky on ignore and my life improved instantly and with a little effort, you all can have this same bliss too!

Leon Trotsky isn't the reason this thread is so bad right now

# ? Jun 21, 2017 02:21

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

Party Plane Jones posted:

https://twitter.com/jamiedupree/status/877333150480904192

I'm getting tired of these.

# ? Jun 21, 2017 02:21

Gynocentric Regime: Jun 9, 2010; by Cyrano4747

Tatsuta Age posted:

I bet that woman with the lesbian daughter who Handel basically told to gently caress off still voted for HAndel lol

Of course, what was she going to do? Vote for a Democrat?

# ? Jun 21, 2017 02:22

TROIKA CURES GREEK: Jun 30, 2015; by R. Guyovich

Hastings posted:

Ah yes, this evil knows no bounds.

Lawyers defending unsavory clients is not evil, don't be a fuckin' dumbass.

# ? Jun 21, 2017 02:22

Spiritus Nox: Sep 2, 2011

It was close.

We'll get 'em next time.

Americans just aren't ready yet.

# ? Jun 21, 2017 02:22

illcendiary: Dec 4, 2005; Damn, this is good coffee.

Party Plane Jones posted:

https://twitter.com/jamiedupree/status/877333150480904192

And yet the seat count in each case remains R 1-0 D

# ? Jun 21, 2017 02:22

Covok: May 27, 2013; Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.