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mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
IIRC as a grade schooler MacGuyver and Knightrider were both on right as I got home from school. gently caress yeah, mom's not off work for like 2 hours!

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Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

CHICKEN SHOES posted:

i havent seen guardians of the galaxy but i know that germans love a) starting world wars, b) david hassellhoff, and c) owning korean sex slaves

t:mad:

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004


That wasn't a pug.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


French bulldog?

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Professor Bling posted:

Sorry that "I have no idea who David Hasselhoff is" still throws me for a fuckin loop


I had to explain who Puff Daddy and Fred Savage were to mine the other week so I feel ya

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Y'all dating 16 y olds or something

tyler
Jun 2, 2014


Keep shredding pupper.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Slim Pickens posted:

Y'all dating 16 y olds or something

24, so not that far off

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


I thought GotG 2 was just ok. Not near as good as the first.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
I'm Mary Poppins y'all!

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

I'm Mary Poppins y'all!

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
ay dios mio
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPI-mRFEIH0

She's got a Lana Rhoades thing going on

bloops fucked around with this message at 22:54 on May 12, 2017

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

cowboy elvis posted:

ay dios mio
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPI-mRFEIH0

She's got a Lana Rhoades thing going on

Weird

Professor Bling
Nov 12, 2008

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Booblord Zagats posted:

24, so not that far off

Mine's 23, so, yeah. In hindsight probably not the best idea

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
When I wander back into the meat market, I'm keeping my sights on the 30-35 range. That will probably be next year. Single me is still enjoying the joys of silence.

Also it would be nice to have someone who listens to at least the same generation of music I do. Ex-wife was 3 years younger than me and all justin timberlake all the time. Even had a creepy marionette set of the nsync guys at her mother's because I refused to let that creepy rear end thing in the house. Threatened it with fire, probably.

Last girlfriend was 8 years younger than me and was all around a cool chick. Wish she would have moved with me.

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?
I'm starting looking into dating now and I have to look for women an hour away.

I mean, I could date locally, but a recent example of someone nearby I found was a 36 year old grandmother and I have enough bad decision baggage in my life.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

McNally posted:

36 year old grandmother
:stare:

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?

The dating pool around here needs to be chlorinated.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
/\ 36 year old grandmas are a good reason to move to a less podunk part of your state.


I like to window shop at the dog park. Occasionally my beard doesn't scare women away and I wind up in conversations because Frank and their dog are watching squirrels together or something. Met a nice woman yesterday and had a great talk about our dogs and other relatable poo poo, but "three kids" fell out of her mouth and what interest was stirring went right back to bed. Still talked for another half hour before Frank was exhausted.

And she was ex-mil. However you take that. I don't mind it. Men are crazy, women are crazy, probably best to find a woman with a similar brand of craziness.

CRUSTY MINGE fucked around with this message at 01:15 on May 13, 2017

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Li58voy6xXM

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
That's pretty drat good, but I like bluegrass.


Here's a different cover.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14LAAU8H4Rc

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Holy poo poo, I had no idea that they did a whole cover album! Fuuuuck

:pcgaming:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Q23Wnfat_4

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?

LITERALLY SHAKING posted:

/\ 36 year old grandmas are a good reason to move to a less podunk part of your state.

This IS the less podunk part of the state.

FIDEL CASHFLOW
Oct 13, 2009
got broken up with over videochat from Kuwait tonight so that's cool

some sort of 2017 version reverse dear-john hahahahahhahaa

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Naked Bear posted:

Holy poo poo, I had no idea that they did a whole cover album! Fuuuuck

:pcgaming:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Q23Wnfat_4

They have some videos based on their music too. Some animated, some filmed.

I was surprised to see them still active after all these years. They put out a video for light up the night this past december. I had a handful of chances to see them a decade ago and I was always pulled away for some poo poo that I probably hated. Good to know I might still be able to catch them live.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Maybe they'll actually finish Act III! :haw:

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
I'll buy a new album of theirs unseen or unheard. More 80s power covers and Meatloafy megaman music, please.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

McNally posted:

I'm starting looking into dating now and I have to look for women an hour away.

I mean, I could date locally, but a recent example of someone nearby I found was a 36 year old grandmother and I have enough bad decision baggage in my life.

just lol if you wouldn't bang a gilf

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Fister Roboto posted:

just lol if you wouldn't bang a gilf

Well, by definition, no.

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?

Fister Roboto posted:

just lol if you wouldn't bang a gilf

Yeah, well, the last three letters weren't a factor here.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZ2ucr74YNk

SwampDonkey
Oct 13, 2006

by Smythe

(and can't post for 4 years!)

https://twitter.com/ForeignPolicy/status/863216000883359744

https://twitter.com/zaidbenjamin/status/863231380293128195

SwampDonkey fucked around with this message at 04:50 on May 13, 2017

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011
Broke it off with the girl. Much harder to do when you don't have a reason to hate them.

Dogfish Head Palo Santo Marron is so loving good.


:lol: at Qatar of all places pretending not to understand a fat, wealthy egomaniac getting his hand in the cookie jar.

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

FIDEL CASHFLOW posted:

got broken up with over videochat from Kuwait tonight so that's cool

some sort of 2017 version reverse dear-john hahahahahhahaa

Aren't you living in her house?

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

She should have only given special power of attorney :smuggo:

FIDEL CASHFLOW
Oct 13, 2009

LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

Aren't you living in her house?

yeah, poo poo's a bit awks

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
burn it down :twisted:

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

FIDEL CASHFLOW posted:

yeah, poo poo's a bit awks

She kicked you out yet?

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

FIDEL CASHFLOW posted:

yeah, poo poo's a bit awks

How long until she gets back?

E: because I'm trying to figure out if not flushing until then is merely disrespectful, or an actual crime.

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FIDEL CASHFLOW
Oct 13, 2009

LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

She kicked you out yet?

not yet, i'm watching her cat so i'm probs here until she gets back

Dead Reckoning posted:

How long until she gets back?

E: because I'm trying to figure out if not flushing until then is merely disrespectful, or an actual crime.

sometime in july

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