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Pand posted:If you enjoy his name, you should check out how he named his children. holy poo poo lmao
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Another fun Jacob Reese-Mogg fact: He ain't even fifty yet.Simply Simon posted:Ah, so you think the few "potentially" valid points might be actually bad and tainted because they have a secret agenda which is, as you by your own reasoning admit, fully capable of deceiving you? It's cool that you are fully aware of being a blithering idiot who can't decide for himself which arguments are good or not, you only trust those presented by a source arbitrarily chosen as unbiased by your own brain genious. Yes, that is what I wrote and how those pronouns interact. Well done, you little smartie you. 
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lmao. no, my son is also named Alphege and that's just the first one, it gets worse after that
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Simply Simon posted:That was loving excellent, thanks for linking it! I obviously don't agree with all of his ideas (it's obvious because both he and I have strong opinions and those very rarely align 100%), but his central tenet that optimism and a grand vision is key for the future is what I've always said and will keep saying. A thought experiment: What if left is now aiming for the individual and right is now for the people who aim for group oriented strategies? Edit: And both are hosed by social media  Edit2: And self perception is doing a 180° turnaround? dogboy fucked around with this message at 22:49 on Dec 12, 2018 |
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"political right" is still what it always was. People who at the core believe nations are a cool and good thing, and nations behaving as if they're animals in a "survival of the fittest" world is also cool and good. Whatever other smaller things exist that are politically right, you can construct a clear logical path from this core belief to that.
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Pand posted:If you enjoy his name, you should check out how he named his children. I'm dead
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Torrannor posted:I'm dead
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Drone posted:Edit: it looks like their packages are now 50GB/200GB monthly, which might be sustainable, but not if you're spending every evening streaming some kind of video content and also occasionally buying big games on Steam. And if you're single.
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frankenfreak posted:*in System Metternich voice* What's wrong with Sixtus Dominic Boniface Christopher? He is apparently actually the sixth child so nothing, exceeeeept dude's catholic so he should logically count all the fertilized egg cells which failed to implant. This would make the claims that sixtus is the sixth of his children rather dubious I think.
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Dommolus Magnus posted:He is apparently actually the sixth child so nothing, exceeeeept dude's catholic so he should logically count all the fertilized egg cells which failed to implant. This would make the claims that sixtus is the sixth of his children rather dubious I think. This implies that Rees-Mogg has had sex for more than six times which is frankly a thought I'm not comfortable with frankenfreak posted:*in System Metternich voice* What's wrong with Sixtus Dominic Boniface Christopher? Nothing as long as you are a Bavarian nobleman straight from the 18th century 
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If he's as Catholic as he says he is, he should spend some time helping his wife not burn in hell for all eternity imo
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He recognizes an Anglican queen, which does not sound Catholic to me.
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cebrail posted:If he's as Catholic as he says he is, he should spend some time helping his wife not burn in hell for all eternity imo The wedding vow clearly states "til death do us part". She has no obligation to follow him to eternal damnation. Randler posted:He recognizes an Anglican queen, which does not sound Catholic to me. Anglicans are just Crypto-Catholics, there is not much of a contradiction there.
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Ich mache gerade meine jährliche Finanzplanung und Altersvorsorge und wollte kurz sagen: Die Rente ist sicher nicht mehr existent wenn wir 70 sind und betriebliche Altersvorsorge ist eine Abzocke, danke Gas-Gerd.
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Randler posted:Ich mache gerade meine jährliche Finanzplanung und Altersvorsorge und wollte kurz sagen: Die Rente ist sicher nicht mehr existent wenn wir 70 sind und betriebliche Altersvorsorge ist eine Abzocke, danke Gas-Gerd. And here I thought the Randl-volution was going to outlaw America and save the pension system. But apparently not. 
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Dommolus Magnus posted:And here I thought the Randl-volution was going to outlaw America and save the pension system. But apparently not. Die Randlervolution ist ein System des Umlegens und kein Umlagesystem.
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Randler posted:Die Randlervolution ist ein System des Umlegens und kein Umlagesystem. 
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https://www.lto.de/recht/nachrichten/n/bgh-xiizb29216-aussetzung-bverfg-kinderehen-syrisches-recht-wirksame-ehe/ So there's a chance the Heiko was so terrible at writing its terrible law that it might get declared unconstitutional. Unfortunately, even in that case Heiko will successfully have hosed over a lot of people.
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Randler posted:https://www.lto.de/recht/nachrichten/n/bgh-xiizb29216-aussetzung-bverfg-kinderehen-syrisches-recht-wirksame-ehe/ Heiko Maas: what if Jens Spahn but dumb and SPD
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I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!
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Randler posted:https://www.lto.de/recht/nachrichten/n/bgh-xiizb29216-aussetzung-bverfg-kinderehen-syrisches-recht-wirksame-ehe/ I mean the dude never wrote that, people who wanted it to fail wrote it
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I don't even want to make jokes about Austria anymore https://twitter.com/CSpechtl/status/1074328848555216899 cause this could be us as well, real soon
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I know you all want to discuss the Vienna police chief announcing on Twitter that he is going to smash heads and loving up crowds, but this is just as important: why am I seeing loving duplo werbung everywhere? And every store has a special display for this stuff blocking the aisles now? What is going on? It's just some bland, mediocre candy. It's just boring waffle candy. Is this a money laundering thing?
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Raspberry Jam It In Me posted:I know you all want to discuss the Vienna police chief announcing on Twitter that he is going to smash heads and loving up crowds, but this is just as important: why am I seeing loving duplo werbung everywhere? And every store has a special display for this stuff blocking the aisles now? What is going on? It's just some bland, mediocre candy. It's just boring waffle candy. Is this a money laundering thing? Spekulatiusduplo sales must have been below expectations.
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skipThings posted:I don't even want to make jokes about Austria anymore I still wanna because, uh,  "deutsche nachbarin" I can understand, but schnick schnack schnuck pornos?? 
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System Metternich posted:schnick schnack schnuck pornos?? Ist der Titel von einem alternativen Porno-Film. Hier ein RP-Artikel dazu. Selbstverständlich nicht jugendfrei, da das K-Word unzensiert erwähnt wird.
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Simply Simon posted:
I had the dubious pleasure of having to work with Hank in the past. He came across as a whiney narcissist not half as clever as he thinks he is. I can‘t verhehl the klammheimliche Schadenfreude that he presented a Steilvorlage even someone as shallow as Stockowski could deliver.
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I explained German sex talk to a friend. She said her vagina dried up before I finished. I also feel I'd be unable to get above half mast watching a porno called Schnick Schnack Schnuck.
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System Metternich posted:I still wanna because, uh,
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frankenfreak posted:Way to bury the lede of "Top Relative Categories: Uniform". When pornhub confirms nazi stereotypes about Austria 
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Torrannor posted:When pornhub confirms nazi stereotypes about Austria Well hey now maybe it's flight attendants
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Randler, my stocks and shares ISA lost 6% and I don't yet have a proper job so I can't do a Betriebliche (or whatever the brits do in lieu of that). I assume the best thing to do is to keep tossing some cash into the ISA and pray for a recovery? lol assuming me trying to Spare in der Zeit is gonna do poo poo e: to be relevant, I've only ever hosed english-speaking people and thus have had a) a language with a more flexible vocabulary b) none of which my parents ever used to discipline me or told me not to say. life hack.
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frankenfreak posted:Way to bury the lede of "Top Relative Categories: Uniform". It's the combination of Deutsche Nachbarin, step mom, uniform, BDSM and german dirty talk that's just 
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Lunar Suite posted:Randler, my stocks and shares ISA lost 6% and I don't yet have a proper job so I can't do a Betriebliche (or whatever the brits do in lieu of that). I assume the best thing to do is to keep tossing some cash into the ISA and pray for a recovery? Step 1 is to save roughly 6-8 months worth of monthly expenses as a nest egg and to invest that money into Tagesgeld or any comparable low-risk, easily accessible investment. Also, you shouldn't invest money into shares when you foresee needing it in the next 10 years. I like looking at my depot, but neither do I get giddy when it shows 10% growth, nor when it loses 10%. The money isn't for now but for retirement in a few decades. The closer retirement draws, the more important it is to find the right time to redistribute from volatile shares into less lucrative, but less risky investments. So you investing into shares at the beginning of your working life is actually a pretty sound long term strategy (if you've already covered Step 1). I'd keep up that ISA and as your income increases branch out to other types of investment.
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I'm really curious to hear Randler's thoughts on how to save the Rentensystem. My impression is that the Umlagesystem is almost dead cause the youth has finally abandoned sexual reproduction and kapitalfinanziert doesn't work for the majority of people cause they have no serious disposable income to accumulate Kapital and also have to shoulder the costs of the dying Umlagesystem.
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Lunar Suite posted:Randler, my stocks and shares ISA lost 6% and I don't yet have a proper job so I can't do a Betriebliche (or whatever the brits do in lieu of that). I assume the best thing to do is to keep tossing some cash into the ISA and pray for a recovery? Herzlichen Glückwunsch! Wenn der Kurswert um 6 % gefallen ist, dann kannst Du für den gleichen Nominalbetrag 6,38 % mehr Aktien erwerben! Grundsätzlich würde ich ein weiteres Investment in Aktien (über weitgestreute Index-Fonds) empfehlen. Ob das über ISA oder ein Direktdepot mehr Sinn macht, kann ich nicht beurteilen, weil ich mich mit den Details von britischen ISA nicht auskenne. Zum Thema zeitlicher Anlagehorizont hat Einbauschrank eigentlich schon alles gesagt. Seinen Tipp, 6-8 Monate Ausgabe in kurzfristig verfügbaren Investments zu halten, würde ich aber nicht uneingeschränkt so stehen lassen. Sicher ist es richtig, dass man zur Absicherung einen gewissen Betrag auf Tagesgeld lassen sollte, um kurzfristige Notfälle abzufangen. Ich bin da aber kein Freund von konkreten Zeiträumen, weil das von Person zu Person sehr unterschiedlich sein kann, in welchem Maße das überhaupt Risikos abgesichert werden müssen. Da sollte man sich mal im Einzelfall drüber konkret Gedanken machen. Hier mal ein paar Standard-Gesichtspunkte: - Was ist der gerade noch realistische Worst Case, den ich noch absichern kann (z.B. "Fristlose Eigenkündigung", 3 Monate ALG1 Sperre)? - Würden mir durch solchen einen Worst Case Kosten erspart (Arbeitslosigkeit: Weniger Pendlerkosten) oder zusätzliche Kosten entstehen (Flucht von der Affeninsel: Schleuser und Fährgebühren)? Diese müssten dann entsprechend in der Rücklage berechnet werden. - Was sind überhaupt meine monatlichen Kosten bzw. habe ich unregelmäßig wiederkehrende aber periodisierbare Kosten? (z.B. mein Auto brauch voraussichtlich alle 12 Monate Reparaturen von x Euro.) - Würden im Notfall andere Sicherheitsmechanismen greifen? (Habe ich zahlungsfähige und -willige Familie, die mich unterstützt? Kann ich meinen Lebensstil realistisch nur von ALG1 finanzieren?) - Habe ich irgendwelche außergewöhnlichen Risiken oder Risiken anderer Personen, für die ich evtl. einstehen würde/müsste? (Lebenspartner, Kinder, Haustiere)
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Sereri posted:https://www.derstandard.de/story/2000067631459/meme-was-aus-dem-wuetenden-unreal-tournament-kid-wurde ahaha lmao 
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