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Archonex posted:Nope. They don't fly. Just checked. Still, whaaaat the gently caress. Spiders are awesome and our friends, and really do eat tons of real pests like flies and mosquitos. Now please follow me to this giant mound of egg sacs yes tell no one do not ask questions yes
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Tiny Brontosaurus posted:How did meeting murderous meth golem John McAfee go, gfsincere? He was the keynote speaker at a CISO conference I attended at, you guessed it, Trump Tower in downtown Chicago (see how I brought that around to current events?) berserker posted:Maybe he meant something about being drunk I mean, he was, and I sorta was. What was most interesting about him wasn't even him, it was his bodyguards. It's like he tossed 100 bucks to a knockoff of Dog the Bounty Hunters family and said "y'all wanna be my bodyguards?" And they said "ya goddamn right we do."
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eviltastic posted:Wait, John McAafee is no longer on the run from murder charges? What happened with that? He's just a person of interest on a cold case, not formally charged with anything that would merit extradition. On the other hand: quote:As of January 2014, Belizean police have presented no new accusations, and they have not persisted in seeking McAfee's imprisonment for any of the crimes they accused him of. However, they have auctioned off McAfee's seized assets, and his home was burned down under suspicious circumstances. I really hope we get a movie of this guy's life some day.
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Crow Jane posted:Who's the worst Trump surrogate? I'm torn between Katrina Pierson and Rudy Giuliani I think Curt Schilling is. He is not only delusional, but tried to convince a Fox Business News Reporter that looking sexually at children was okay. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEHCK9Q-6jI
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Fitzy Fitz posted:I guess you missed this story: http://news.nationalgeographic.com/2015/05/150518-spiders-australia-silk-webs-animals-environment/ Everything about Australia is hosed up.
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Didn't John mcafee literally kill someone?
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MountGeek posted:I think Curt Schilling is. He is not only delusional, but tried to convince a Fox Business News Reporter that looking sexually at children was okay. It says a lot when you can't get a fox news reporter to agree with the Republican candidate for President.
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gfsincere posted:I haven't seen them fly, but I have seen cockroaches of a species I can only describe as big motherfuckin roaches. Do you get waterbugs there? They're like cockroaches, except they're huge, live in pipes and only come out at night. They don't go after food or anything, but there's nothing quite like taking a piss in the early morning hours and only noticing one's on the inside of the toilet, two inches from where your butt was, after you've finished. Good luck getting back to sleep after that. Thankfully they only seem to get bad here for like a month in the summer, but I would not be at all upset if they went extinct.
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> Running a campaign against someone with 55k MISSING EMAILSSSsss! > So irresponsible! > I will form a task force on the cyber. > Personal corporation's email runs on win2003, unpatched exchange infrastructure, 1FA, etc
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Instant Sunrise posted:It's where most black people in the south live. not quite, it's where the majority-minority rural counties in the south lie more black people live in southern cities than the southern countryside. the south is just one of those rare places in the us where you go way out into the sticks and it gets less white depending on where you go, like southwest texas also there are a number of regional cities along the black belt, old mill towns and the like that have 250-500k people. three of georgia's five cities are along the belt boner confessor fucked around with this message at 21:35 on Oct 18, 2016 |
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Tiny Brontosaurus posted:It's hard to pin down, which is why people don't notice when they're touring a place before purchasing. It's more like a seasick feeling, the horizon not staying steady. A tall building in high winds is designed to shift a few inches horizontally (this is much better than the alternative, breaking in half), so it's not as pronounced as an earthquake or the rumble of a train passing by. It's just an uneasy wrongness.
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Goatman Sacks posted:Here's a guy intentionally stinging himself with a Tarantula Hawk IRL Cazadores, get tae gently caress.
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Covok posted:It says a lot when you can't get a fox news reporter to agree with the Republican candidate for President. Yeah, they say Fox has been around for 20 years. I think this election cycle might be the first time in their news reporting, if you can even call it that, history that they disagreed with a Republican Presidential candidate or President. Amazing!
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Crow Jane posted:Do you get waterbugs there? They're like cockroaches, except they're huge, live in pipes and only come out at night. They don't go after food or anything, but there's nothing quite like taking a piss in the early morning hours and only noticing one's on the inside of the toilet, two inches from where your butt was, after you've finished. Good luck getting back to sleep after that. Thankfully they only seem to get bad here for like a month in the summer, but I would not be at all upset if they went extinct. Waterbugs are different than roaches? Huh. When I lived in SC/coastal GA, I remember being told the only distinction was whether they were in your house (waterbugs/palmetto bugs) or somebody else's house (roaches).
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Potato Salad posted:> Running a campaign against someone with 55k MISSING EMAILSSSsss! I know nothing about this. What should it be running on? I mean, I assume the number "2016" might be in there somewhere...
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Cingulate posted:Thanks everyone who answered my question. I have another non-US citizen question. Skyscrapers typically dont have much sway to them (a few inches). Freestanding towers on the other hand can move a lot. The CN Tower can sway over a foot in 100km/h+ winds for example.  And speaking of Toronto:: http://www.cbc.ca/news/business/trump-toronto-tower-court-claims-1.3804831 Trump can be sued for misleading buyers and investors in Trump Tower Toronto. Oops.
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MountGeek posted:Yeah, they say Fox has been around for 20 years. I think this election cycle might be the first time in their news reporting, if you can even call it that, history that they disagreed with a Republican Presidential candidate or President. Amazing! Perchance the debate tomorrow won't be rigged in Trump's favor by the conservative media? But, probably not. Trump is right that the election is rigged: only by the media giving him so many easy breaks and being so unfair to his opponent would a man like him ever make it as far as he did
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Tiny Brontosaurus posted:I know nothing about this. What should it be running on? I mean, I assume the number "2016" might be in there somewhere... Really at this point they should unplug it and go to paper and pen until they trash all that poo poo and start over, because they're basically leaving the key in the vault door.
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Oct 18, 2016 21:41
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Ciaphas posted:I did not know that spiders that can craft web balloons and fly are a thing and my life is significantly worsened for that knowledge Personally I have a working peace treaty with spiders in my home. The rule is that they have to stay in the basement. If one breaks this rule (and I don't blame them, I haven't posted a sign or anything) then I relocate them. Outside if the weather is warm, and into the basement if it's winter. This works better than you'd think and I rarely find spiders in the upper part of the house. The basement looks like something out of a horror movie. I never kill spiders. If there's ever a nuclear incident and the spiders mutate into the size of cars I'll probably be allowed to live.
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Instant Sunrise posted:It's where most black people in the south live. The eastern half of the belt is also near the Fall Line, along which a few major cities were founded.
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Oct 18, 2016 21:42
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Waterbugs are cockroaches that locals call waterbugs so they don't have to admit that they live with cockroaches https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_cockroach
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Also I've had to deal with a German Cockroach infestation for the past couple of years and would loving love it if some flying spiders moved in.
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It's not uncommon in LA to have the washer and dryer outside. You know that great feeling when you take a towel fresh out the dryer and rub your face on it? Surprise, spiders!
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Tiny Brontosaurus posted:It's not uncommon in LA to have the washer and dryer outside. You know that great feeling when you take a towel fresh out the dryer and rub your face on it? Surprise, spiders! What in the flying gently caress?
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Dexo posted:What in the flying gently caress? No in California they only have regular walking fucks. Believe it or not it is an improvement.
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gfsincere posted:I haven't seen them fly, but I have seen cockroaches of a species I can only describe as big motherfuckin roaches. Crow Jane posted:Do you get waterbugs there? They're like cockroaches, except they're huge, live in pipes and only come out at night. They don't go after food or anything, but there's nothing quite like taking a piss in the early morning hours and only noticing one's on the inside of the toilet, two inches from where your butt was, after you've finished. Good luck getting back to sleep after that. Thankfully they only seem to get bad here for like a month in the summer, but I would not be at all upset if they went extinct. You would be talking about the pride of the south, the American cockroach. "Waterbug" is more polite than saying "I am overrun by giant mutant roaches". And drat straight those fuckers fly. There's nothing like walking into a dim room and suddenly a 2 inch long bug is shooting right at your face.  e: fb
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SubponticatePoster posted:What, you never read Charlotte's Web or saw the cartoon? Have you considered growing an egg sac on your back and worshipping the hideous half human half spider queen who lives in your basement, who can not see nor speak the human tongues but whispers directly to you in your mind offering a promise of power in convenant with her?
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Dexo posted:What in the flying gently caress? If you live in a place that doesn't get hellscape winters you're going to be dealing with bugs and spiders pretty much constantly.
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Barudak posted:Have you considered growing an egg sac on your back and worshipping the hideous half human half spider queen who lives in your basement, who can not see nor speak the human tongues but whispers directly to you in your mind offering a promise of power in convenant with her? tbf Elise is pretty hot
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SubponticatePoster posted:What, you never read Charlotte's Web or saw the cartoon? You are made of spiders. A surprise spider at close range is the worst thing.
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Tiny Brontosaurus posted:I know nothing about this. What should it be running on? I mean, I assume the number "2016" might be in there somewhere... Trump's organization is quite literally running on the server equivalent of Windows XP His company should have migrated to 2008 R2 or 2012 R2 a long time ago.
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Barudak posted:Have you considered growing an egg sac on your back and worshipping the hideous half human half spider queen who lives in your basement, who can not see nor speak the human tongues but whispers directly to you in your mind offering a promise of power in convenant with her?
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Correct me if I'm wrong but aside from the moderator tomorrow's debate has zero affiliation with Fox News right?
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Barudak posted:Have you considered growing an egg sac on your back and worshipping the hideous half human half spider queen who lives in your basement, who can not see nor speak the human tongues but whispers directly to you in your mind offering a promise of power in convenant with her? Arachnae Solare bound the universe together, do not associate her with your weird and creepy spider gods!   Here she is fighting the devil to create time. Josef bugman fucked around with this message at 21:51 on Oct 18, 2016 |
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Analog_Kid posted:You would be talking about the pride of the south, the American cockroach. "Waterbug" is more polite than saying "I am overrun by giant mutant roaches". The advantage of the American roach is that they generally don't infest buildings and prefer the outdoors German roaches are the real indoor terrors (although they eat bedbugs)
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xrunner posted:Waterbugs are different than roaches? Huh. When I lived in SC/coastal GA, I remember being told the only distinction was whether they were in your house (waterbugs/palmetto bugs) or somebody else's house (roaches). It may be one of those regional things, like how the two coasts use "daddy long-legs" to refer to completely different animals. Here is what the name water bugs refers to in Virginia:  They're "true bugs." That means their wings form a distinctive triangle shape on their back, and that they have hollow, sword-like mouthparts used to suck juices out of things. Unlike stink bugs and aphids, water bugs are carnivores. I'm told their bite is extremely painful. Blue Footed Booby fucked around with this message at 21:54 on Oct 18, 2016 |
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Tiny Brontosaurus posted:I know nothing about this. What should it be running on? I mean, I assume the number "2016" might be in there somewhere... If you need on-prem: Windows Server 2008r2 at absolute oldest, Windows Server 2012r2 if you're actually good. Exchange 2013. Use multifactor authentication. Use mobile device management controls. Alternately, reach out to a good IT consulting firm *cough* There are benefits to having your own desktop support guys but more complex systems handled by pros who do nothing but this poo poo all day, provided they aren't hacks. What Trump's email resembles is a broom closet nobody has touched in 15 years, seriously, no troll. Alternately, use Office365 email and be done with on-premises email and concerns about infrastructure and maintenance forever (insert insane laughter here)
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No I mean why would you put your washing machines and poo poo outside.
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Okay, I am fine with a bug derail if it's just text, but NO loving PICTURES!Dexo posted:No I mean why would you put your washing machines and poo poo outside. Cause your LA apartment is too tiny for a washer/dryer.
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Fojar38 posted:If you live in a place that doesn't get hellscape winters you're going to be dealing with bugs and spiders pretty much constantly. Minnesotan chiming in to say that the only thing hellscape winters do for us is save us from dealing with spiders outdoors during those months.
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