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taco salad but instead of a bowl it has a diaper air conditioner that makes it the same temp as outside a machine that makes u sandwiches
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Bread Set Jettison posted:- poop from my butt game. f*cking. changer.
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Jul 24, 2014 20:56
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A song that white people can dance to
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Jul 24, 2014 22:28
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glasses that make u see in black n white like ur in a art film irl
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Jul 24, 2014 22:51
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-glasses that can be used as a condom in case of emergency
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Jul 25, 2014 00:34
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-coffee table that you can drink
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Jul 25, 2014 06:04
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a book about coffee tables that turns into a table
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Jul 25, 2014 06:10
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Edible clothes made out of soylent for engineers so they never have to do laundry again along with dishes and cooking.
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Jul 25, 2014 06:12
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business formal nipple tassles a fly swatter for bugs besides flies for example computer bugs a collar for pet peeves toe warmers but for fingers a tv that watches u
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Jul 25, 2014 07:24
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toupee for ur penis head
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Jul 25, 2014 08:15
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-enough dick
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Jul 25, 2014 08:20
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A small fragile black plastic lump made by the horrifically exploited labor of third world sweatshop employees that serves no purpose and cannot be used for anything. An owl that whimsically delivers letters just like in Harry Potter, but only Publishers Clearinghouse junk mail. A piano bench with a hole for pooping Penis Tuxedo Ed Hardy by Christian Audigier colostomy bag
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Jul 25, 2014 08:48
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Ork of Fiction posted:-enough dick
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Jul 25, 2014 08:48
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-porkpie hat with cutouts to strategically tan the words "crome dome" onto my bald head -electric guitar w/ only the sick nasty notes e: -motorized plunger free Trapt CD fucked around with this message at 09:25 on Jul 25, 2014 |
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a phone that only pranks ppl a mic that when u drop it says drat ! a lawnmower thats small and u can use on ur head for haircuts bc when ui think about it isnt hair really just ur head lawn. rly makes u think
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Jul 25, 2014 09:30
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+ door hinges that come with built-in wd-40 dispensers + earbuds that clean your ears as you listen to music
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Jul 25, 2014 09:32
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a radio for fish
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Jul 25, 2014 09:33
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a radio for fish © my lawyers will be contacting you shortly with damages claims
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Jul 25, 2014 09:40
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A dial that adjusts personal smell to your emotional state. poo poo scared has a new meaning
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Jul 25, 2014 10:29
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a reverse light clapper
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Jul 25, 2014 13:25
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A gym that comes and works you everyday even if you are asleep Romance in the form of a spinning vibrating chair that will eventually throw you at the wall at 7g, various classic love songs accompany Hats that turn on your head without having to constantly adjust it for impact during long tirades at your lazy broke rear end crew
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Jul 25, 2014 13:40
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Palpek Pending posted:a reverse light clapper would it clap and turn you off, or would you clap when the light turned off and on? i do not follow
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Jul 25, 2014 21:31
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-cough drops, flavor: chinese buffet
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Jul 25, 2014 21:34
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that reminds me -tums that come in a flavor that doesn't make me want to puke when i already feel nauseated -salsa packaging that don't squirt
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Jul 25, 2014 21:43
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jobs for the mafia that arent mean jobs. instead of hired thug for instance u could be a hired hug. a gun that shoots smooches
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Jul 25, 2014 22:30
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salad made of meat recaff coffee which is decaff coffe w/ extra caffeine added back in bangs in ur hair that cover ur whole body a thermometer that tells u what color something is
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Jul 25, 2014 22:37
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-pizza with only sweet toppings
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Jul 25, 2014 22:45
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a pizza hut app that tweets when u order a 'za
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Jul 26, 2014 00:23
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12 cheese pizza
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Jul 26, 2014 00:40
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Nation posted:12 cheese pizza holy f*cking sh*t
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Jul 26, 2014 00:47
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Curtains that double as toilet paper
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Jul 26, 2014 01:31
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-48 cheese pizza
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Jul 26, 2014 02:04
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Oh poo poo -pizza cheese
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Jul 26, 2014 02:06
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Designer dentures. Swap out your work dentures for crazy party dentures on Saturday night. Get a diamond! Get a grille! Get the Tasmanian Devil painted on every tooth! Whatever you want.
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Jul 26, 2014 02:09
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An alarm that goes off to signal everything is okay every 3 seconds. A paint on dress suit. A sport based around chimpanzees, boxing, and american gladiator.
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Jul 26, 2014 02:27
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football that uses hands instead of feet so for instance when its time to punt the kicker slaps the ball instead anti gravity paperweight prisons that arent fun sex romps a gay black nascar driver
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Jul 26, 2014 03:00
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nacho cheese that IS yos
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Jul 26, 2014 03:01
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Juanito posted:-glasses that can be used as a condom in case of emergency Birth Control Glasses already exist, they're issued to all of us nearsighted morons in the marines.
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