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Colonel Whitey posted:drat he broke his hands then his head https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTcjtdienhU
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Jul 18, 2019 21:33
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chef sucked. john leguizamo is a cardboard cutout whose only purpose is to give favreau the Ethnic Guy thumbs up to do cuban food, because of course favreau does it better than an actual cuban. he cast scarlett johansson and sofia vergara to give him gently caress-me eyes nonstop. he tools around the us in a truck with "el jefe" (the boss! can you get any more obvious!) painted on the side and we're told on a regular basis only he has the divine knowledge to do food the correct way. even the kid only "helps out" in a non-creative fashion, being a short-order cook and doing social media. he makes a huge elaborate meal to show those dumb critics what's what and we can only assume it gets thrown away, because no one is seen eating or enjoying it. and then of course the idiot critic bows to the chef's superior wisdom and becomes his business partner. favreau carbon-copied the plot from ratatouille and took all the joy and discovery out of making and eating food with the people you love. remember how cool it was when the rats pitched in to make dinner for the whole restaurant? remember how that was the only way anything got done — collaboratively? well favreau's here to hate gently caress you with food. bask in his glory, and god help you if you even think about sharing it. want something more than pure, unadulterated ego? there's the door, rear end in a top hat! i'm not sure if there's been a movie made in the last 10 years with bigger contempt for its audience or subject matter. maybe the green inferno. goddamn i loving hate chef.
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Jul 19, 2019 09:41
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Eh? What Chef nails 100% is food. Ratatouille, no matter how much I like it, might as well be a movie about an alien culture for all the fucks it gives about actual food culture.
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Jul 19, 2019 10:16
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MiddleOne posted:Eh? What Chef nails 100% is food. Ratatouille, no matter how much I like it, might as well be a movie about an alien culture for all the fucks it gives about actual food culture. it amplifies the worst aspects of actually existing food culture: the god complexes, the chauvinism, the fetishizing. i agree that ratatouille isn't 100 percent true to food culture but that's an indictment of food culture, not the movie.
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Jul 19, 2019 13:34
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R. Guyovich posted:it amplifies the worst aspects of actually existing food culture: the god complexes, the chauvinism, the fetishizing. That's fine, but that is what food culture is. The movie isn't off-track in its portrayal of fine dining at all, the metaphor it draws between movie and restaurant production is eerily accurate to the realities of the industry. R. Guyovich posted:i agree that ratatouille isn't 100 percent true to food culture It's not even 1 %. Like I said, for all intents and purposes it could have taken place in alien culture.
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Jul 19, 2019 13:49
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Detective No. 27 posted:I think it'd be interesting to keep Beck dead but keep Mysterio/Gyllenhal around as a hologram controlled by other people. I'll take any excuse to keep Jake Gyllenhal around
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Jul 19, 2019 15:37
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Just make him the Jigsaw of the MCU. He prepared 10 years worth of antics ahead of time and had hundreds of secret followers working the projections.
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Jul 19, 2019 19:24
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I wonder if the next movie is going to feature Jameson funding some disgruntled Stark techs to build a scorpion themed iron man suit.
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Jul 19, 2019 19:33
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While I’m excited about the premise of the 3rd film, Peter having an army of flying killer robots that can be instantly dispatched from space to anywhere in the world in mere minutes and are all equipped with machine guns and welding torches means that the writing is gonna have to jump through an absurd number of hoops for things to stay tense.
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Jul 19, 2019 20:05
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Bust Rodd posted:While I’m excited about the premise of the 3rd film, Peter having an army of flying killer robots that can be instantly dispatched from space to anywhere in the world in mere minutes and are all equipped with machine guns and welding torches means that the writing is gonna have to jump through an absurd number of hoops for things to stay tense. *off-screen Hulk throws all of the satellites into the sun, solving war forever*
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Jul 19, 2019 20:18
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Bust Rodd posted:While I’m excited about the premise of the 3rd film, Peter having an army of flying killer robots that can be instantly dispatched from space to anywhere in the world in mere minutes and are all equipped with machine guns and welding torches means that the writing is gonna have to jump through an absurd number of hoops for things to stay tense. That thing's gonna get taken out of play 10 minutes into the movie somehow, or possibly even in a different movie.
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Jul 19, 2019 20:18
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Lurdiak posted:That thing's gonna get taken out of play 10 minutes into the movie somehow, or possibly even in a different movie. Nu uh, this is the MCU. They will just never get mentioned ever again.
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Jul 19, 2019 20:23
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MiddleOne posted:Nu uh, this is the MCU. It'll probably be this.
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Jul 19, 2019 20:27
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He's actually just not in control of edith, he just gets to think he is until it matters.
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Jul 19, 2019 20:31
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Bust Rodd posted:While I’m excited about the premise of the 3rd film, Peter having an army of flying killer robots that can be instantly dispatched from space to anywhere in the world in mere minutes and are all equipped with machine guns and welding torches means that the writing is gonna have to jump through an absurd number of hoops for things to stay tense. Did any of the drones actually make it out of London?
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Jul 19, 2019 22:37
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He only blew up the ones between him and Beck, there were still tons of surviving robots when he “executed” their protocols.
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Jul 19, 2019 23:01
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Bust Rodd posted:While I’m excited about the premise of the 3rd film, Peter having an army of flying killer robots that can be instantly dispatched from space to anywhere in the world in mere minutes and are all equipped with machine guns and welding torches means that the writing is gonna have to jump through an absurd number of hoops for things to stay tense. The hoop they jump through is the first battle beating Spiderman down then him calling the drones and the bad guy dramatically wiping them all out to establish how strong he is
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Jul 20, 2019 03:03
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Owlofcreamcheese posted:The hoop they jump through is the first battle beating Spiderman down then him calling the drones and the bad guy dramatically wiping them all out to establish how strong he is What Spiderman villain could do that? Sandman?
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Jul 20, 2019 10:32
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Shocker. The most dangerous enemy.
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Jul 20, 2019 12:40
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Sanguinia posted:What Spiderman villain could do that? The tri-sentinel.
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Jul 20, 2019 21:21
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His arch nemesis, a truck
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Jul 20, 2019 21:43
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Sanguinia posted:What Spiderman villain could do that? Morlun I guess if they wanted to go down that rabbit hole
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Jul 21, 2019 14:38
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I have to agree with the Chef hate. It's just a big way for Favreau to jerk himself off and kiss some of the most beautiful women on the planet. The only good thing to take from it is learning how to make the food. Finally saw this today - it was pretty ok, I liked it and loved Mysterio. He was actually really well done and a strong villain, IMO, is rare in the MCU. They really need to bring the Sinister Six though. That group is loving I C O N I C. It feels like we're in for a bit of a lull in the meantime. What is next now? Is it Eternals?
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Jul 22, 2019 01:35
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Vintersorg posted:It feels like we're in for a bit of a lull in the meantime. What is next now? Is it Eternals? Black Widow, in May. Then Eternals in November.
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Jul 22, 2019 01:43
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Looking at the slate, I'm done until thor 4: more thor and that's only due to taika. I don't think there's any DC stuff soon either right? 0 interest in black widow, eternals, or the falcon tv show for 2020. e: forgot about the joker movie in 2 months on the dc side. let's hope that one doesn't suck. zer0spunk fucked around with this message at 14:24 on Jul 22, 2019 |
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Jul 22, 2019 14:11
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I'm down for more Doctor Strange, it helps Thor so much that in my head it's his second film not his fourth, and I've just realised Thor has the longest solo franchise after a film like Dark World.
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Jul 22, 2019 14:18
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zer0spunk posted:Looking at the slate, I'm done until thor 4: more thor and that's only due to taika. I don't think there's any DC stuff soon either right? Marc Maron has been working so hard for so long I’m just happy that Jesse finally getting huge mainstream work
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Jul 22, 2019 14:48
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The first episode of the Chef show features Gwyneth Paltrow not remembering she was in a Spiderman movie
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Jul 23, 2019 01:42
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The MSJ posted:The first episode of the Chef show features Gwyneth Paltrow not remembering she was in a Spiderman movie That's because she's an idiot. I am happy the report the biggest issue latin audiences had with this film was Mary Jane. They absolutely despise her, because there are literally no depressed morbid people in Latin America. They also really hate this film and the new spiderman.
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Jul 23, 2019 02:23
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ThanosWasRight posted:That's because she's an idiot. What the basis for this culturally, any ideas? I remember back in college reading about emo and goth kids getting dragged into the street and beaten for liking that music and wearing make-up and black clothes, there was a huge video of Gerard Way speaking about it at a Day of the Dead festival in Mexico.
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Jul 23, 2019 06:29
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Vintersorg posted:They really need to bring the Sinister Six though. That group is loving I C O N I C. Haven't there been, like, two million lineups of the Sinister Six? Edit: lol Timby fucked around with this message at 13:24 on Jul 23, 2019 |
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Jul 23, 2019 13:19
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I just care about the OG squad. But  I can't believe there is sooooo many of em.E: This is what I grew up with (video gamesssss) 
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Jul 23, 2019 14:56
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Vintersorg posted:I just care about the OG squad. But Nobody's thinking of Shocker, Overdrive and Scorpia when someone says "The Sinister Six"
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Jul 23, 2019 20:24
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Shockerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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Jul 23, 2019 21:05
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Lurdiak posted:Nobody's thinking of Shocker, Overdrive and Scorpia when someone says "The Sinister Six" I’m ABSOLUTELY thinking of Scorpion what are you talking about?
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Bust Rodd posted:I’m ABSOLUTELY thinking of Scorpion what are you talking about? I said Scorpia  Although Scorpion's barely been in the Sinister Six himself. He was in the FOX cartoon's "Insidious Six", he was in the Spider-man Reign future Sinister Six, and in Mojo's alternate universe assembled "Sinister Sixty Six". Mac Gargan was also in the Sinister 12 but he was Venom at the time, which Norman Osborn got mad about. "You're supposed to be the Scorpion! This is bullshit!" But Mac Gargan as Scorpion was never in the Sinister Six proper. Lurdiak fucked around with this message at 22:23 on Jul 23, 2019 |
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