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Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

Mike-o posted:

Ive never heard anything about being a US citizen to rent guns at a range. Is that a thing? That's un-American as hell if it is :911:

When I called a firing range when I was in California to see if I could go there as a Canadian they sounded like I asked the stupidest question ever. Everyone can shoot guns at ranges has been my experience

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CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Goddamn craigslist gets more entertaining every day. Some dumbass trying to sell their house "$75,000 outright! There's two mortgages we don't know the totals on, but it's not bank owned and the comps are $320-350k!"

Stupid loving sovcit assholes. I hope someone burns their house down.

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



LITERALLY SHAKING posted:

Goddamn craigslist gets more entertaining every day. Some dumbass trying to sell their house "$75,000 outright! There's two mortgages we don't know the totals on, but it's not bank owned and the comps are $320-350k!"

Stupid loving sovcit assholes. I hope someone burns their house down.

Probably shouldn't cruise Craigslist for homes homes. Just sayin. Zillow, local Realtors, Google might even have an add-on

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
I was looking for apartments. Craigslist is my go-to toilet material. If I'm reading it, it's because I'm taking a poo poo.

I'm just going to re-sign at this shithole I'm at now. I just browse the rest of craigslist for laughs.

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



LITERALLY SHAKING posted:

I was looking for apartments. Craigslist is my go-to toilet material. If I'm reading it, it's because I'm taking a poo poo.

I'm just going to re-sign at this shithole I'm at now. I just browse the rest of craigslist for laughs.

I kind of figured/hoped that.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
Skip to 2:05 https://youtu.be/5IZrYeUX3MI

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011
Why would you skip the excellent set up for that joke?

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
Fair enough, I'm just a fan of Dwayne the Rock Johnson saying Hail Satan

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u
Ha ha, that was a pro click

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?


We're gonna need a gif of that hail satan

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Duzzy Funlop posted:

We're gonna need a gif of that hail satan

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

The latest Humble Bundle has a lot of garbage, and FARMING SIMULATOR 17!!!

Every German cell in my body is fully erect.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
I've got a lot of German ancestry so that must be why I loving love simulator games :shepicide:

gently caress I need to break out my steering wheel and play some euro truck simulator.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

You can tell how German you are by your willingness (specifically, lack thereof) to break traffic rules in traffic simulators.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





I'm still waiting for enrichment centrifuge simulator 2017

Or engine room simulator but no simulator will ever capture the frustration of a dropped spanner that goes clanging into the bilge

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer

Duzzy Funlop posted:

You can tell how German you are by your willingness (specifically, lack thereof) to break traffic rules in traffic simulators.

gently caress. Do I get German citizenship now? I was born on German soil :haw:

In current events: I'm gonna didgeridoo you in the rear end

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Mike-o posted:

gently caress. Do I get German citizenship now? I was born on German soil :haw:

In current events: I'm gonna didgeridoo you in the rear end



I just signed up my boss for the gaystarnews.com daily email news letter

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Mike-o posted:

gently caress I need to break out my steering wheel and play some euro truck simulator.
I'm not sure if I like ETS2 or ATS better. Maybe I just want to drive my kickin' rad Scania down the PCH.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1q5LfmdpUQ4

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uyWOWjh1wEQ

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbvKUEXNaDU
Looks :nws: but very technically isn't.

Force de Fappe
Nov 7, 2008

The Rat
Aug 29, 2004

You will find no one to help you here. Beth DuClare has been dissected and placed in cryonic storage.

Dead Reckoning posted:


Looks :nws: but very technically isn't.

This pleases me.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
This dude has a pretty neato YouTube channel with good stuff. Worth checking out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nu2WOxXxsHw

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

That crazy sky-diving buddy of mine was able to finally find conclusive evidence of chemtrails:

https://www.facebook.com/damian.oliver.7509/posts/10113891765103264

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
This old guy is rad as gently caress:

https://streamable.com/wu5ru

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

if its not jimmy tango's fat busters i aint buying it


ride the snake fgts

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Vibrating heat beads and crystal meth

Victor Vermis posted:

ride the snake fgts

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
Make sure you celebrate world turtle day today.

https://twitter.com/PFTompkins/status/867226252448604160

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2Cy0SDgnq4

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

mlmp08 posted:

Make sure you celebrate world turtle day today.

https://twitter.com/PFTompkins/status/867226252448604160

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnYNmGMsU18

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?


Aww maaaan :(

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Mmm, tastes like chicken!

Mad Dragon
Feb 29, 2004


Horse chicks are crazy.

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002

by Hand Knit

Mad Dragon posted:

Horse chicks are crazy.

:captainpop:

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Mad Dragon posted:

Horse chicks are crazy.

You see a chicken in the field being eaten by a horse. You are not helping it. Why is that?

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Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQK9JNsrq_8

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