EorayMel posted:

Another successful QCS story

sebmojo posted:

Lord Xenu posted:

That looks nothing like me. You failed to capture my androgynous features and my desk has no books on it only pill bottles and grooming tools. I also do not have a poster with "meme" on it, I have a cork-board with names and addresses of pedophiles and furries I have been tracking/harassing.

This caricature you have created appears to be one that more closely resembles the average goon. Overweight, pimply and obsessed with memes like :fogout: and "pubbie".

I have come to a startling conclusion, I will NEVER be a real goon because I lack 2 things that all REAL goons have.

Acne and facial hair.

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Joe Bogan posted:

For everyone else it was the ninth of November.

Koirhor posted:

Balls are antithetical to intelligent design

Lord Xenu posted:

my desk has no books on it only pill bottles and grooming tools

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

drat, one of the weirder mod meltdowns

quote:

I also do not have a poster with "meme" on it, I have a cork-board with names and addresses of pedophiles and furries I have been tracking/harassing.

Who What Now posted:

Put a vampire in a rice field. They'll have to pick the rice to count it, becoming a valuable source of labor in under- and undeveloped areas of human settlement.

Ziv Zulander posted:

*dumps a bag of rice on the ground*

nothing personal, kid

Efreet saiid posted:

What the- OYL writers?
Sucking?
I am utterly shocked by this development.

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CapnAndy posted:

Oh happyelf-chan

Put a sock in it.

Efreet saiid posted:

Is that an ultimatum?

CapnAndy posted:

As a matter of fact, yes.

Efreet saiid posted:

Oh man that really hurts, I was going to use that ten bucks to buy one of the fine DC titles on offer, but 52 is over so you probably just saved me from dissapointment.

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Jupiter Jazz posted:

No one said anything about being treated "less than human". This is your own personal supposition and failure.

There are many reasons women dress the way they do. But at the end of the day, there's a river of difference between "fun" (which women that dress that invite into their lives) and someone of more substance. In our society which takes away accountability, it's suggested that you don't deserve to be held to a higher standard. Your post even says judgement isn't deserved. I don't really care. But most women that dress that way do so for male attention. Women like the attention while simultaneously expressing dislike. Many women are enraptured with low self esteem and getting male attention soothes that. So they dress loosely. It helps them feel good about themselves while also allowing them to pick up potential lovers because it acts as a beacon. They might turn down one guy but if Chad knocks on her door while wearing what she's got on she's definitely not saying no. Instead it'll be considered a successful hunt. Men tend to hunt and women tend to draw men in with lure. A tight dress with double D bra acts as a pretty good lure. They know what they're doing and it's a mating tactic and almost all about either power or seduction or the power of seduction.

But it still draws a specific kind of man. Me, I personally don't go for women like that and I would assume a lot of men in this thread (especially of the Orthodox tradition) wouldn't either. It's nice to feel something. Doesn't change the reality of this world. Men tick off boxes in our brains. Fun and wife material. A woman dressed in specific ways might be categorized as fun. Nothing more. Does this mean I treat ladies that dress loosely badly? No. I look them in the eye even when they have their breasts revealed (another mate tactic. show off your boobs but get mad when men look. Here's the kicker: they want you to look because it circles back to the topic brought up above: they get attention). But in the back of my mind I'm still applying the higher standard. I'm just more willing than most to admit it. I don't care if it's seen as "sexist". It doesn't change the truth of the matter.

In today's hyper sexualized society there are many women that try to get men's attention using their body. A woman that that dresses more modestly in today's world? That says a lot about her character. It makes her stand out and makes her more unique and worth getting to know more because the other women crave attention. Does this mean their actual character stands to their outside reflection? Not necessarily. I've met many beasts with a beautiful exterior but again, in this culture, it does make you stand out which increases their worth.

Robobot posted:

They sure typed a lot of words to say "I'm an idiot". I usually just tell people I like Kraft Cheese slices to get the same effect.

Robobot posted:

They sure typed a lot of words to say "I'm an idiot". I usually just tell people I like Kraft Cheese slices to get the same effect.

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

Most cheese is good actually. Even cheese product like kraft singles are alright.

Heath posted:

Why is it that people who have been posting here for like 10-20 years keep outing themselves with bitter nerd opinions

Robobot posted:

I usually just tell people I like Kraft Cheese slices to get the same effect.

cumshitter posted:

I also hate it when women trick me into looking at their breasts.

Every time it happens I throw down my hat and stamp on it and shout "Oooohhh!!! Tricked again!!!"

doverhog posted:

I like that Jesus is getting props on this page, he married a sex worker you know.

Martman posted:

I think your mom may be speaking metaphorically when she says she's "married to Jesus"

teen witch posted:

Christ that’s a telling maneuver from Cross, and not in a good way. Way to show you have not only learned nothing, but are totally cool bringing back something up that was long dead!

Man I wish cancel culture was a big boogeyman as everyone thinks it is. Cancel this dude for being a loving dummy

Screaming Idiot posted:

*unsheathes a glittering katana with the word "Cancel" etched into the blade in Hiragana*

Pththya-lyi posted:

Unless you happen to be Japanese, that's cultural appropriation.

Cancelled

Screaming Idiot posted:

*nods stoically and impales himself in the gut*

doverhog posted:

I like that Jesus is getting props on this page, he married a sex worker you know.

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

That was from the Bible What If? spinoff series, right? The one where all the angels rode motorcycles and St Peter grew up in the Soviet Union?

Captain Monkey posted:

My favorite of those is the Mormon one. I think it’s called Red Son.

TheHomerTax posted:

That’s a high quality avatar right there.

Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

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Revan Is A Creep posted:

brilliant thread

edit: oh poo poo first post!!! ON PAGE FOUR!



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flavor.flv posted:

Can you picture something worse than a goon having sex?

AmbassadorofSodomy posted:

Aatrek having sex

My Lovely Horse posted:

My Lovely Horse posted: