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COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:Is it the UK or EU that administers the local EU elections? I assume are they ready to hold one in the event the UK wishes to stay, otherwise why such a tight deadline for extension? Right now it's not known whether or not they will participate, so I'm not understanding why so close of extension. If the UK is still in the EU by election day, they absolutely have to hold elections. If they don't that would make all the the other results void. They have till April to decide if they gonna hold elections or not. If they say no, the EU will end their membership on April 12. If they agree to hold them, they get to stay for longer.(at the very least till the elections are over).
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# ? Mar 30, 2019 18:14 |
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what's this about some upcoming no-porn laws in the UK?
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# ? Mar 30, 2019 18:32 |
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Imagine not wanting to have an election because the Tories might win. That happens every election, my dude.
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# ? Mar 30, 2019 18:32 |
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If the Tories somehow manage to win after all of this then lol
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# ? Mar 30, 2019 18:36 |
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Chokes McGee posted:Now That’s What I call Brexit! 24 neutral milf hotel posted:what's this about some upcoming no-porn laws in the UK? think of the children innit
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# ? Mar 30, 2019 18:37 |
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narrator: they won
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# ? Mar 30, 2019 18:37 |
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neutral milf hotel posted:what's this about some upcoming no-porn laws in the UK? lol you have to register with the government as a porn watcher so you can get your porn watcher permission slip
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# ? Mar 30, 2019 18:45 |
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PostNouveau posted:lol you have to register with the government as a porn watcher so you can get your porn watcher permission slip this sounds like a good idea for handling an entire island of pedophiles tbh
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# ? Mar 30, 2019 18:48 |
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A tired nation is a Tory nation, and it's clear at this point that the English are exhausted and bored with themselves.
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# ? Mar 30, 2019 18:51 |
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Barry Foster posted:Who can say which side is better, tho well corbyn wants to raise taxes on the very rich so clearly he is hitler
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# ? Mar 30, 2019 18:54 |
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anyway the porn block has been indefinitely postponed https://news.sky.com/story/government-delays-controversial-internet-porn-block-law-11678973
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# ? Mar 30, 2019 18:54 |
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Jose posted:anyway the porn block has been indefinitely postponed Isn't that most Tories fetish.
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# ? Mar 30, 2019 18:56 |
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Stoatbringer posted:Much as I'm fed up with all this, I don't really want a General Election as well. If the tories won again, it wouldn't really change anything and if Labour won then we'd have to put up with them failing to achieve anything either (as I think their current policy is to go along with Brexit but somehow negotiate differently, by magic I guess). I can't really think of anyone I'd actually want to vote for right now. I like how it's 'by magic' to try negotiating from a position of "Let's not totally gently caress our economy just so we can get rid of the foreign"
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# ? Mar 30, 2019 18:57 |
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Jose posted:anyway the porn block has been indefinitely postponed but think of the children!!!1
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# ? Mar 30, 2019 18:58 |
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Jose posted:anyway the porn block has been indefinitely postponed Brexit refuses to stop delaying gratification.
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# ? Mar 30, 2019 18:59 |
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oh NOW it makes sense
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# ? Mar 30, 2019 19:02 |
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Pener Kropoopkin posted:Brexit refuses to stop delaying gratification. in awe at the brain genius levels required to block porn at the same time as possible food and medicine shortages
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# ? Mar 30, 2019 19:03 |
Behold the master race
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# ? Mar 30, 2019 19:03 |
If no deal happens and it's as bad as people predict, would any of the political parties support a Breturn?
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# ? Mar 30, 2019 19:13 |
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Gripweed posted:If no deal happens and it's as bad as people predict, would any of the political parties support a Breturn? lol if no deal happens and May resigns we're getting a US trade deal instantly featuring all of this https://ustr.gov/sites/default/files/Summary_of_U.S.-UK_Negotiating_Objectives.pdf
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# ? Mar 30, 2019 19:14 |
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lmao yeah "no deal" means that US corporations get to pry the fillings and scrape the marrow out of every old codger on the isles the young folk who can still work get to be indentured servants with lifetime contracts
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# ? Mar 30, 2019 19:16 |
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going to own as things sort of get back to normal and corbyn maybe gets in having to nuke the US deal
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# ? Mar 30, 2019 19:17 |
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SpaceGoku posted:lmao yeah "no deal" means that US corporations get to pry the fillings and scrape the marrow out of every old codger on the isles Britain's economy will be transformed to the sole purpose of producing Victorian-era serial dramas.
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Pener Kropoopkin posted:Britain's economy will be transformed to the sole purpose of producing Victorian-era serial dramas. start practicing your "wot wot, cheerio guv'na"
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# ? Mar 30, 2019 19:20 |
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I think if the 4th vote on May's deal fails she should only be allowed two more attempts. Maybe three.
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# ? Mar 30, 2019 19:24 |
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So since "Vote on my deal and I'll quit" failed, now its "Vote on my deal or you're fired / general election" time?
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# ? Mar 30, 2019 19:37 |
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TMizzles: I am May, bringer of PAIN. *lens flare, fireworks go off as she enters the Commons holding aloft her battered deal* Bercow: ORDAAAAH, ORDAAAAAH, the right honourable lady has no right. TeaMeazley: *Slightly angles her deal, so that it looks like a folding chair and HITS Bercow with a STONE COLD STUNNER* BoJo: Cor! Wot's all dis den? TillyMayflower: BREXIT IT MEANS... BoJo: OH MAH GAWRD WHO'S DAT CLIMBING UP THA ROPES! WHY IT BE JERMAI CORBYN Jeremy Corbyn: *Balances on the top rope preparing to leap onto May.* Rees-Mogwai: By Jove, it can't be! Don't you know he's a socialist and so was Hitler?! His antisemitism is really troubling. *Jeremy Corbyn unbalances and falls and the COMMONS ERUPTS IN FLAMES* *Everyone lies dead, in the center THE RIZZA MAY stands, hunched, clutching her deal staring into the camera.* Number five is coming! *Fade to black*
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# ? Mar 30, 2019 19:43 |
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Jose posted:in awe at the brain genius levels required to block porn at the same time as possible food and medicine shortages gotta make sure people conserve their energy
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# ? Mar 30, 2019 19:54 |
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hullo fellow Brexiteers, apparently Seaside Loafer has gone awol to hospital and not surfaced yet, I'm in Brighton, if anyone has any suggestions where I should go looking? staberind has issued a correction as of 20:26 on Mar 30, 2019 |
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staberind posted:hullo fellow Brexiteers, apparently Seaside Loafer has gone awol to hospital and not surfaced yet, I'm in Brighton, if anyone has any suggestions where I should go looking? The train station
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# ? Mar 30, 2019 20:22 |
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An insane mind posted:TMizzles: I am May, bringer of PAIN. *lens flare, fireworks go off as she enters the Commons holding aloft her battered deal*
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# ? Mar 30, 2019 20:22 |
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staberind posted:hullo fellow Brexiteers, apparently Seaside Loafer has gone awol to hospital and not surfaced yet, I'm in Brighton, if anyone has any suggestions where I should go looking? Any reasonably sized hedge or bush, you'll probably meet someone I know.
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# ? Mar 30, 2019 20:48 |
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Gripweed posted:If no deal happens and it's as bad as people predict, would any of the political parties support a Breturn? Maybe, but would the EU care to have a recently very impoverished country join the bloc, when said country caused an economic downturn in the entire bloc? I know I wouldn't let them in. Hell if anything the UK could be a good country for cheap manufacturing for the rest of the EU. Educated and cheap working force, absolutely worthless currency, close by and completely dependent on the EU for their economy.
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# ? Mar 30, 2019 22:29 |
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Dance Officer posted:Maybe, but would the EU care to have a recently very impoverished country join the bloc, when said country caused an economic downturn in the entire bloc? lmebo you think britain will have any industrial manufacturing capacity in a few years
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# ? Mar 30, 2019 22:52 |
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how did ppl this dumb ever rule anything serious question
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# ? Mar 30, 2019 22:54 |
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You say that but there's countries that industrialised from a far worse position than the UK.
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# ? Mar 30, 2019 22:54 |
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Is Parliament trying to make other, normal decisions during this time also, or has it just been Brexit related decisions day in and day out for months?
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# ? Mar 30, 2019 23:23 |
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Samurai Sanders posted:Is Parliament trying to make other, normal decisions during this time also, or has it just been Brexit related decisions day in and day out for months? Have a guess. I have no idea what the gently caress the government’s policies actually are as nothing has happened, and I forced myself to read the bloody manifesto.
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# ? Mar 30, 2019 23:49 |
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Samurai Sanders posted:Is Parliament trying to make other, normal decisions during this time also, or has it just been Brexit related decisions day in and day out for months? they were trying to make people register if they wanted to watch porn, right? that's pretty normal
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cargo cult posted:how did ppl this dumb ever rule anything serious question amazing how 100 years' worth of inbreeding can make a difference
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