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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
I got a playstation 5 send the x-box to some needy kid

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SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


okay well let me know if you change your mind (:

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


i hate kids

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

then send it to some stupid rear end in a top hat who doesn't need it. 18+

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
So anyway I was driving home from the Big Y earlier today and there were these two guys walking on the sidewalk by the little park. All of a sudden just as I’m a few seconds from driving by them, one guy ducks under the nearest tree, spins, drops trou and starts unloading a huge poo poo. Kudos I guess for trying for the tree for some cover but dude was still barely ten feet from the road lmao

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

So anyway I was driving home from the Big Y earlier today and there were these two guys walking on the sidewalk by the little park. All of a sudden just as I’m a few seconds from driving by them, one guy ducks under the nearest tree, spins, drops trou and starts unloading a huge poo poo. Kudos I guess for trying for the tree for some cover but dude was still barely ten feet from the road lmao

I didn't read a word of that

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

I didn't read a word of that

Wuss.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

I didn't read a word of that

Reported

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

its hard to read when I can't see straight


Welcome to the club

Maudib Arakkis
Dec 24, 2023

LEST I GET MORE "OWNED" FOR BEING "STUPID" I WILL SAY THIS IS CATEGORICALLY UNTRUE. IT IS OFTEN PART OF DIAGNOSIS AND STAGING BUT IS ALMOST USELESS FOR TREATMENT.
Everything you are seeking you already have.

Maudib Arakkis
Dec 24, 2023

LEST I GET MORE "OWNED" FOR BEING "STUPID" I WILL SAY THIS IS CATEGORICALLY UNTRUE. IT IS OFTEN PART OF DIAGNOSIS AND STAGING BUT IS ALMOST USELESS FOR TREATMENT.
There is a seed of enlightenment within you

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Maudib Arakkis posted:

There is a seed of enlightenment within you

I just flushed it a little while ago op

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Maudib Arakkis posted:

Everything you are seeking you already have.

Twerp.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


anyone want a steem copy of Steel Rising or King of the Castle?

pencilhands
Aug 20, 2022

good evening goons

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
What’s shakin PH?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

SIDS Vicious posted:

anyone want a steem copy of Steel Rising or King of the Castle?

no, but thanks for asking

pencilhands
Aug 20, 2022

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

What’s shakin PH?

watching some tv you

buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Buglord
i was at walmart today looking for cheap plants in their garden section and a plausibly gay musclehamster was looking for plants too and I decided to shoot my shot and ask him if he was also an aspiring plant dad. he said he was and we talked briefly about our brown thumbs. i wanted the nookie but i dont think he was feeling it so we went our separate ways and i brought two small plants home to stay on my window sill.

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Did you discuss succulents

buglord
Jul 31, 2010

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Buglord
nah. my room is bright during the day but doesnt receive direct sunlight so I don't even bother anymore. I have a venus flytrap though and that appears to demand light.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

buglord posted:

i was at walmart today looking for cheap plants in their garden section and a plausibly gay musclehamster was looking for plants too and I decided to shoot my shot and ask him if he was also an aspiring plant dad. he said he was and we talked briefly about our brown thumbs. i wanted the nookie but i dont think he was feeling it so we went our separate ways and i brought two small plants home to stay on my window sill.

maybe next time

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Did you discuss succulents

Chinese meals?

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Maudib Arakkis posted:

Everything you are seeking you already have.

WRONG

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

There is no spork

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


i like to eat chips with chopsticks. works great with cheetos.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
happy Mother’s Day chat thread

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Gonna skip church today I am thinking.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Luvcow posted:

happy Mother’s Day chat thread

Happy Mothers to those who celebrate!

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Mothers (perjorative)

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Mother’s Day having rear end motherfucker

051024_2
May 10, 2024

Somebody fucked around with this message at 16:32 on May 12, 2024

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

I forgot it was mother's day.
My mom is in Spain, though, BULLET DODGED.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


Happy Mother's Day to all the mums out there.

1 free horse ride for everyone's mom today, PM me for details

redshirt posted:

Gonna skip church today I am thinking.

I want to but of all the days my mom would be hella pissed off. I'm supposed to take her today.

After that we're gonna eat duck for lunch. We were originally gonna make Kare Kare together but the Filipino market didn't have any oxtails :mad:

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Church?

Pfft.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

3 DONG HORSE posted:

Happy Mother's Day to all the mums out there.

1 free horse ride for everyone's mom today, PM me for details

I want to but of all the days my mom would be hella pissed off. I'm supposed to take her today.

After that we're gonna eat duck for lunch. We were originally gonna make Kare Kare together but the Filipino market didn't have any oxtails :mad:



Sorry I was just making a joke, I've never been to church. But I hope you have a good time. :)

pencilhands
Aug 20, 2022

*farts*

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


redshirt posted:

Sorry I was just making a joke, I've never been to church. But I hope you have a good time. :)

Thanks. I actually like the new priest. Super super left leaning and a really funny guy. Which makes Catholic mass go way faster so it doesn't feel like the worst place on Earth. Still would rather do anything else with my time though...

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

I've been to enough church for a lifetime.

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3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


Me too but unfortunately I'm a huge momma's boy.

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