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Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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i had one of those surreal "wait, donald trump is the president?" moments before the machine we are all hooked up to fired some endorphins into my brain stem to distract me

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Slamhound
Mar 27, 2010

Agrajag posted:

after the hillary letter and blatantly backing trump (a putin puppet) J Edgar Hoover's birth i have zero faith in the fbi working in the best interests of america as a whole.

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

The Glumslinger posted:

Yeah, I mean, I cant think of any scandal in US history that could compare if a the President traded favorable policy for leaking harmful material about his opponent, let alone if a number of senators and reps might be involved.

Like, how do you even handle ahit like that if the NSA actually has these guys committing treason doing illegal and traitorous actions on tape and stuff. Like, do they get impeached? Is there some giant loving RICO case?

the answer you're looking for is nothing

nothing can basically be done until 2018 and if dems retake the house to gain control of the committees that can push for prosecution on this poo poo

that's why the IC has only gone after the people that can (and would because they're compromised) get rid of all the evidence about all the russia poo poo while the fib builds it's case

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
lmao

emails

emails emails

emails

EMAILS!!!

emails

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

Gringostar posted:

also you probably won't be able to prosecute him for anything because the information was obtained illegally

like i have no doubt that the second his taxes are released he's hosed which is why he won't do it, but if that's not done through a subpoena it's totally inadmissible if it goes to an impeachment trial

that's not how it works at all

the cops can't break into your house without a warrant, but if i sneak in and snap some pics of your grow room and send them to the local ICE deputy, he can totally get that warrant and bust you

similarly, leaked tax returns demonstrating illegal activity would simply be the grounds for launching an investigation, which would subpoena the real tax records from the IRS and go from there

Pf. Hikikomoriarty
Feb 15, 2003

RO YNSHO


Slippery Tilde

Fojar38 posted:

everyone thought that hillary was guaranteed to win including the fbi and almost everything after the pussy tape is directed at making her presidency harder

then trump won and the matrix imploded

I wonder how this Russia stuff would have been handled if Hillary had won. Like imagine if Trump threatened to jail her just to get a negative public reaction and make any investigations look like reprisals.

But that would require him being capable of higher cognitive functions like 'planning', and 'foresight', so it can't be what happened.

Doorknob Slobber
Sep 10, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

Fojar38 posted:

i had one of those surreal "wait, donald trump is the president?" moments before the machine we are all hooked up to fired some endorphins into my brain stem to distract me

i think my endorphins are malfunctioning

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Duscat posted:

that's not how it works at all

the cops can't break into your house without a warrant, but if i sneak in and snap some pics of your grow room and send them to the local ICE deputy, he can totally get that warrant and bust you

similarly, leaked tax returns demonstrating illegal activity would simply be the grounds for launching an investigation, which would subpoena the real tax records from the IRS and go from there

if you had to break into their house to take the pictures then you'd be facing charges of trespassing and B&E though

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
lol holy poo poo i turend on the tv and theres a grown up version of archie called riverdale and theres muders and sex and love triangles and poo poo HELL YES

HookedOnChthonics
Dec 5, 2015

Profoundly dull


STAC Goat posted:

Vodka's cheap, gets you drunk, mixes with just about anything, is the "healthy" choice calorie wise, and is relatively easy to take shots of but has a "manly" stigma connected to it.

Its the naturally alcoholic choice.

cant cook with it tho


drink sake instead~~

HookedOnChthonics fucked around with this message at 06:07 on Mar 3, 2017

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
Hey epic high five 12 ounce mouse is all on the adult swim website just fyi

The Ol Spicy Keychain
Jan 17, 2013

I MEPHISTO MY OWN ASSHOLE
Why do republicans have such punchable faces?

Sean hannity, tucker Carlson, Ted Cruz, Richard spencer, TRUMP, Bannon, Miller, tom cotton etc etc holy loving poo poo

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
hte manliest thing is to nogt give a poo poo what other peoples sthink about your drinking this is aslo how you deal with innerventions btw

Johnny Joestar
Oct 21, 2010

Don't shoot him?

...
...



i get the feeling that any talk of sessions being deposed will be met by trump and co. playing a slide whistle and literally nothing will happen, probably

quadrophrenic
Feb 4, 2011

WIN MARNIE WIN
i forget off the top of my head, what happens in Vic2 when there's high MIL but low CON

i mean besides riots

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

i'm drinkin gin cause i accidentally bought a big fuckin thing of it instead of vodka and i wanted to dip a q-tip in it today to clean my bowl and now there's a freaking q-tip in there

Big Fat Iguana
Aug 21, 2016

remember. and never lie.
Work's done, it's Maddow and Boxed Wine Time

Edit: Burgerville has rosemary fries but I'm at my daily limit for calories damnit

At least I had really Good Swedish meatballs for lunch

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Scent of Worf posted:

Why do republicans have such punchable faces?

Sean hannity, tucker Carlson, Ted Cruz, Richard spencer, TRUMP, Bannon, Miller, tom cotton etc etc holy loving poo poo

they're nazis

god knew they were nazis and so he blessed everyone else by marking them with punchable faces

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Johnny Joestar posted:

i get the feeling that any talk of sessions being deposed will be met by trump and co. playing a slide whistle and literally nothing will happen, probably

we are 40 days in

this poo poo is going to keep snowballing all the way to midterms

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Consummate Professional posted:

Hey epic high five 12 ounce mouse is all on the adult swim website just fyi

noice

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


Yinlock posted:

google do your thing

re·cuse
riˈkyo͞oz
challenge (a judge, prosecutor, or juror) as unqualified to perform legal duties because of a possible conflict of interest or lack of impartiality.
Oh, no, I wasn't asking for the definition of recuse, I was asking how long until a leak of Sessions doing otherwise.

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

Gringostar posted:

if you had to break into their house to take the pictures then you'd be facing charges of trespassing and B&E though

yes, and also, i'd risk getting shot by your gangster friends

those are probably the biggest reasons the taxes haven't been leaked

another big reason may be that it's probably REALLY PHYSICALLY DIFFICULT. the IRS still accepts a hell of a lot on paper, and if you're a trump and hate the IRS, you're gonna send everything on paper that you possibly can to make their job as hard as possible, so Donald Trump's Taxes from any given year may well weigh more than any one person can physically carry, and would take weeks to scan and exfiltrate

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Scent of Worf posted:

Why do republicans have such punchable faces?

Sean hannity, tucker Carlson, Ted Cruz, Richard spencer, TRUMP, Bannon, Miller, tom cotton etc etc holy loving poo poo

are they punchable cuz they repub
or are they repub cuz they punchable

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

That DICK! posted:

i'm drinkin gin cause i accidentally bought a big fuckin thing of it instead of vodka and i wanted to dip a q-tip in it today to clean my bowl and now there's a freaking q-tip in there



tfw ur still drunk restocking

Johnny Joestar
Oct 21, 2010

Don't shoot him?

...
...



president trump, what will your administration do in response to the very clear footage of jeff sessions eating a still-living child whole

*trumps play a slide whistle*

ah, thank you for your time

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
https://twitter.com/Papapishu/status/837416300184014848

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

That DICK! posted:

i'm drinkin gin cause i accidentally bought a big fuckin thing of it instead of vodka and i wanted to dip a q-tip in it today to clean my bowl and now there's a freaking q-tip in there



i don't even know how to respond to this, yet i have to respond to it

i am become the media in the trump year

moveable shape
Oct 18, 2015

Johnny Joestar posted:

president trump, what will your administration do in response to the very clear footage of jeff sessions eating a still-living child whole

*trumps play a slide whistle*

ah, thank you for your time

that's a big jump in sophistication from how they communicate now

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

SLOSifl posted:

Oh, no, I wasn't asking for the definition of recuse, I was asking how long until a leak of Sessions doing otherwise.

if he even breathes near this investigation then all this poo poo will start up again and beat him back into the corner

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

Duscat posted:

yes, and also, i'd risk getting shot by your gangster friends

those are probably the biggest reasons the taxes haven't been leaked

another big reason may be that it's probably REALLY PHYSICALLY DIFFICULT. the IRS still accepts a hell of a lot on paper, and if you're a trump and hate the IRS, you're gonna send everything on paper that you possibly can to make their job as hard as possible, so Donald Trump's Taxes from any given year may well weigh more than any one person can physically carry, and would take weeks to scan and exfiltrate

didn't even think about the files being only physical copies, but on that note haven't republicans stonewalled funding for the irs to upgrade it's data storage to digital because the irs is evil?

or is my nyquil fueled mania causing me to hallucinate again?

Bizarro Kanyon
Jan 3, 2007

Something Awful, so easy even a spaceman can do it!


Mike "Look at them Orientals" Bost is a yearly example of someone going insane in a government chamber. My high school government students love him afterwards.

The guy to the left in the white shirt is my lovely state representative.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhbRcDZiJJc

Boner Zone
Jan 14, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
I don't even know what all trump did today but I'm definitely currently drunk because of it

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Gringostar posted:

didn't even think about the files being only physical copies, but on that note haven't republicans stonewalled funding for the irs to upgrade it's data storage to digital because the irs is evil?

or is my nyquil fueled mania causing me to hallucinate again?

the irs being able to easily access information would be incredibly bad for the republicans, for obvious reasons

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Epic High Five posted:

it is

THE BEST

show to watch while high

my fav part of 12 oz mouse is that you finally (kind of) get a pretty good explanation for all of the tremendously weird poo poo going on

still don't know why he's a mouse irl tho

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Boner Zone posted:

I don't even know what all trump did today but I'm definitely currently drunk because of it

i think you'll find that you were going to get drunk anyway

the alcoholism was inside you all along, unlike healthy kidneys

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



cumshitter posted:

lol holy poo poo i turend on the tv and theres a grown up version of archie called riverdale and theres muders and sex and love triangles and poo poo HELL YES

is it good? i was tempted to watch this. and by good i dont mean good good, i mean lol good.

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
lmao

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

Chokes McGee posted:

my fav part of 12 oz mouse is that you finally (kind of) get a pretty good explanation for all of the tremendously weird poo poo going on

still don't know why he's a mouse irl tho

Right? It's just so good

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
I wanna watch the Archie show too I just have no time

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Slamhound
Mar 27, 2010

Scent of Worf posted:

Why do republicans have such punchable faces?

Sean hannity, tucker Carlson, Ted Cruz, Richard spencer, TRUMP, Bannon, Miller, tom cotton etc etc holy loving poo poo

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