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Just image them, create a fake Facebook account, and post them to your SiL's wall. Problem solved and no one's the wiser! It's not breaking HIPAA if it's a matter of the heart*. *may not be true
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# ? Feb 17, 2017 04:14 |
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Why not just pm her with the fake account? See if you can get her to come clean? Blackmail and Hipaa violations never hurt anybody, right?
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# ? Feb 17, 2017 04:45 |
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Enola Gay-For-Pay posted:STD guy, your SIL knows where you work, right? She probably had that test done there on purpose, so you'd see it and know shes DTF. He works in a lab where tests are sent, not the clinic As for SIL, maybe an old boyfriend hit her up and told her to get tested. Maybe she was raped and doesn't want anyone to find out. Or maybe she was donating blood and they sent her tests to that lab. Maybe a bunch of other stuff, who knows.
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# ? Feb 17, 2017 05:49 |
It says right on the test paperwork "reason for testing: extramarital fuckfest"
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# ? Feb 17, 2017 08:10 |
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I apologize in advance if the confessions won't be updated as regularly as you've come to expect since in the next few days loquacius is away and I have a throat infection. I'll try to do what I can. Here's the latest batch: quote:I live in a wealthy, upscale neighborhood that also happens to be almost 100% white. Last year a new couple moved in and they were black. quote:I have transcended the need to sleep and now can be productive 24/7. Nobody believes me but it's true. The second confession basically describes polyphasic sleep and is 99% likely to be bullshit, but I found the second part to be entertaining, so I still posted it.
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# ? Feb 17, 2017 08:44 |
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Good hook on the wall lobsters there, adds that vital 'fesh spice
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# ? Feb 17, 2017 08:54 |
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If this is Creative Convention goons posting stories here, maybe we should go to CC and post real confessions there, poorly disguised as fiction.
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# ? Feb 17, 2017 10:01 |
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Are we supposed to pat the fake racist goon on the back or something? I'm not a cop or lawyer, but I doubt the police are going to act on things that seem to barely qualify as a crime especially ones that happened 6 months in the past with the offended party probably out of their jurisdiction. Even if he does get charged with anything he'll probably get a fine at worst.
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# ? Feb 17, 2017 10:42 |
There's kinda not going to be a way to make it really right. You're gonna have to live with it forever.
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# ? Feb 17, 2017 10:53 |
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H.H posted:I apologize in advance if the confessions won't be updated as regularly as you've come to expect since in the next few days loquacius is away and I have a throat infection. If the first fesh had shown no remorse at all and wasn't so contradictory I would have been 100% convinced the fesher was ThreeOlives. "grass was a centimeter too high" .
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# ? Feb 17, 2017 11:22 |
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School Nickname posted:"grass was a centimeter too high" . To be fair, HOA people would complain about that and any number of petty things you can imagine no matter what your race is, which is why no sane person would want to live in a community governed by one.
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# ? Feb 17, 2017 11:29 |
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do any of the regular posters in this thread consider self-harm ever I'm just trying to do some forums research
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# ? Feb 17, 2017 11:51 |
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yeah I eat rear end posted:Are we supposed to pat the fake racist goon on the back or something? I'm not a cop or lawyer, but I doubt the police are going to act on things that seem to barely qualify as a crime especially ones that happened 6 months in the past with the offended party probably out of their jurisdiction. Even if he does get charged with anything he'll probably get a fine at worst. more likely that the police are going to crack open a few beers with him and pat him on the back for a job well done
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# ? Feb 17, 2017 13:36 |
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Yeah, I've got news for you Racist Bandwagon Goon. You're a white homeowner so you're not gonna get into any trouble for this. I'd say maybe you should move to get away from those people, but like Sniper said you're gonna have to live with it for the rest of your life. Also you're a total piece of poo poo and thats never gonna change.
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# ? Feb 17, 2017 13:44 |
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Lmao no you didn't find a lobster in your wall. Do you know what a lobster is you dumb piece of idiot
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# ? Feb 17, 2017 13:49 |
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Sheetrock Lobster?
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# ? Feb 17, 2017 13:54 |
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guys with the help of coffee and this other magic substance I've been sleep free for the last week you'll never guess what I found when I disassembled all the clocks in my house
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# ? Feb 17, 2017 13:55 |
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a delicious live Maine lobster, it was meowing a lot but I think that's normal
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# ? Feb 17, 2017 14:19 |
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Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:guys with the help of coffee and this other magic substance I've been sleep free for the last week you'll never guess what I found when I disassembled all the clocks in my house Lmao
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# ? Feb 17, 2017 14:23 |
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I am so curious about what he ate. maybe a scorpion? (I know it's not real let me dream)
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# ? Feb 17, 2017 14:23 |
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purple death ray posted:Lmao no you didn't find a lobster in your wall. Do you know what a lobster is you dumb piece of idiot A) The post is a joke B) I think he was going for the whole "Losing his mind from sleep deprivation" angle Also Racist Goon you are a giant piece of poo poo.
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# ? Feb 17, 2017 14:24 |
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quote:I am super depressed almost 24/7 and the only thing keeping me from sticking my head in the oven is The Legend of Zelda. I love those games so goddamn much and I can't wait for Breath of the Wild. Thankfully Nintendo keeps new Zelda games flowing every few years, and I'm compelled to beat them 100%, because otherwise I'd be dead. quote:I have a very very wonderful sexual fetish. I am a beekeeper and want to make love to a queen bee, turning the hive into a race of man-bees. The beekeeper is not part of the fetish, I am actually a beekeeper and my daily contact with queen bees has made me realize how sexy and attractive they are to me.
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# ? Feb 17, 2017 14:30 |
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Nintendo saved my life
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# ? Feb 17, 2017 14:35 |
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No, dude. What you did was rape. You raped the bee queen.
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# ? Feb 17, 2017 14:37 |
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KomodoWagon posted:No, dude. What you did was rape. You raped the bee queen.
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# ? Feb 17, 2017 14:39 |
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Hey Zelda guy, you know you can replay the games, right? Like, once you finish a video game you don't have to toss it out. Leave it on the shelf for a few months then clear your saves and start again. You should have enough Zelda games for a lifetime of this by now.
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# ? Feb 17, 2017 15:12 |
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Sorry bee fucker, your story is probably bullshit. The Queen is so heavily looked after by her Attendants, you wouldn't have a chance to do what you are saying. To find, isolate, remove, drug (whatever the hell that is), and then jerk off with the Queen is so far fetched. Also with that level of interference the queen would get annoyed and swarm off I'm almost certain. If you'd have just said you like to jerk it into an open hive, or when bees land on you it might be plausible. But like every other fake confession, you got too specific and gave yourself away.
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# ? Feb 17, 2017 15:18 |
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ArtIsResistance posted:do any of the regular posters in this thread consider self-harm ever I'm just trying to do some forums research I fantasize about self killing but in my fantasies I'm you
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# ? Feb 17, 2017 15:23 |
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KomodoWagon posted:No, dude. What you did was rape. You raped the bee queen. We Are Number One but every time they say one it's home video of a goon spunking on a bee
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# ? Feb 17, 2017 15:31 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:Sheetrock Lobster? I've been really disappointed by how ridiculous the confessions have been lately. There have been like three plausible ones in the last fifteen.
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# ? Feb 17, 2017 15:40 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:Yeah, I've got news for you Racist Bandwagon Goon. You're a white homeowner so you're not gonna get into any trouble for this. I'd say maybe you should move to get away from those people, but like Sniper said you're gonna have to live with it for the rest of your life. Also you're a total piece of poo poo and thats never gonna change.
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# ? Feb 17, 2017 15:45 |
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lmao at owning a home with a HOA
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# ? Feb 17, 2017 15:57 |
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My dad likes the first Zelda a lot, he printed a walkthrough and would methodically complete every step listed in the packet over and over again.
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# ? Feb 17, 2017 16:28 |
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KomodoWagon posted:No, dude. What you did was rape. You raped the bee queen. I'm dying
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# ? Feb 17, 2017 17:26 |
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KomodoWagon posted:No, dude. What you did was rape. You raped the bee queen. Cum at the queen, you best not miss.
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# ? Feb 17, 2017 19:23 |
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fruit on the bottom posted:Cum at the queen, you best not miss. loving christ
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# ? Feb 17, 2017 19:46 |
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purple death ray posted:Anonymous Confessions: you dumb piece of idiot
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# ? Feb 17, 2017 19:55 |
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fruit on the bottom posted:Cum at the queen, you best not miss.
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# ? Feb 17, 2017 20:12 |
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Slightly late but if you live somewhere that has a HOA you're a bad person and should feel bad for that simple fact.
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