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Gromit posted:As tight as a 12-year-old...
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# ? May 12, 2017 06:21 |
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Chrpno posted:See I was never satisfyingly amused by this "joke", surely if a female is 12 years old then she doesn't count as a woman? Besides, the amount of 12 year olds "mixed up with coke" is probably very small, despite what Drew Barrymore says. They would have to have (a) the knowledge and desire for "coke", and (b) the wherewithall to obtain said "coke" either by finance or service. The intersection of both points is not common widespread practice. Presumably if a 12 year old is mixed up with coke it's because that's a common form of control used by sex traffickers. Not because she just loves cocaine and mows lawns for coke money.
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# ? May 12, 2017 06:24 |
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Guy Goodbody posted:Presumably if a 12 year old is mixed up with coke it's because that's a common form of control used by sex traffickers. Not because she just loves cocaine and mows lawns for coke money. Couldn't they use something cheaper? Come on, it's not the 80's anymore.
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# ? May 12, 2017 06:26 |
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Powaqoatse posted:my "favorite" not-whiskey is Jaburn I think it's called.
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# ? May 12, 2017 06:33 |
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Chrpno posted:See I was never satisfyingly amused by this "joke", surely if a female is 12 years old then she doesn't count as a woman? Besides, the amount of 12 year olds "mixed up with coke" is probably very small, despite what Drew Barrymore says. They would have to have (a) the knowledge and desire for "coke", and (b) the wherewithall to obtain said "coke" either by finance or service. The intersection of both points is not common widespread practice. Let's beat this nerd's rear end
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# ? May 12, 2017 06:48 |
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which one of these men is an irl sex offender and which is dead? the answer may surprise you next on Inside Edition
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# ? May 12, 2017 06:58 |
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A Buff Gay Dude posted:Let's beat this nerd's rear end See I was never satisfyingly motivated by this "incitement", for even if the poster in question were to possess a donkey, I fail to see how besting it in a contest of sorts would in any way teach the poster a lesson.
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# ? May 12, 2017 07:03 |
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Why do you assume anyone wants to teach you a lesson?
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# ? May 12, 2017 07:10 |
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I didn't know that booty, crap, and mulletcore were music genres. I bet they're delightful.
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# ? May 12, 2017 10:53 |
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A Buff Gay Dude posted:Let's beat this nerd's rear end I agree with the buff gay dude
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# ? May 12, 2017 11:48 |
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I remember picking up a zine from these guys in the mid-90s. I don't know if the shop is still open, but, here's the website with the (maybe) still running zine. http://www.massivemag.com/
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# ? May 12, 2017 12:33 |
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Chrpno posted:See I was never satisfyingly amused by this "joke", surely if a female is 12 years old then she doesn't count as a woman? Besides, the amount of 12 year olds "mixed up with coke" is probably very small, despite what Drew Barrymore says. They would have to have (a) the knowledge and desire for "coke", and (b) the wherewithall to obtain said "coke" either by finance or service. The intersection of both points is not common widespread practice. The joke works if you change the age to 18.
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# ? May 12, 2017 12:34 |
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holy gently caress that looks amazingly horrible e: "Premium Quality" though, might be worth checking out
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# ? May 12, 2017 12:36 |
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Chrpno posted:See I was never satisfyingly amused by this "joke", surely if a female is 12 years old then she doesn't count as a woman? Besides, the amount of 12 year olds "mixed up with coke" is probably very small, despite what Drew Barrymore says. They would have to have (a) the knowledge and desire for "coke", and (b) the wherewithall to obtain said "coke" either by finance or service. The intersection of both points is not common widespread practice. yeah "i like my whiskey like i like my girls" works better but lol at writing so much about a bad joke
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# ? May 12, 2017 12:38 |
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That image makes my organs hurt every time I see it.
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# ? May 12, 2017 12:46 |
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GET INSIDE ME YOU BEAUTIFUL POISON
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# ? May 12, 2017 12:54 |
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When the answer to, "Do I want whiskey, or industrial solvent?" is, "Surprise me!"
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# ? May 12, 2017 12:57 |
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I like that it has a best before date.
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# ? May 12, 2017 13:01 |
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Now with 10% less methanol
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# ? May 12, 2017 13:02 |
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Bogan King posted:I like that it has a best before date. It comes in a petrol jug from Sierra Leone, you know it's loving quality.
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# ? May 12, 2017 13:05 |
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That's the same jug my windshield washer comes in. Good thing its blue so I won't make a mistake as I doubt I'd taste the difference.
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# ? May 12, 2017 13:26 |
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Memento posted:It comes in a petrol jug from Sierra Leone, you know it's loving quality. If you don't feel like buying a jug you can still only purchase a bag
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# ? May 12, 2017 13:29 |
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hahaha gently caress its 5 liters, iirc a gallon is 3.8 so you cant even be like "oh yeah, a gallon of lovely whisky" youd have to be like "oh yeah 1.2 gallons of lovely whisky "
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# ? May 12, 2017 13:30 |
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Aggro posted:The joke works if you change the age to 18. But then it's not ~edgy~
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# ? May 12, 2017 13:31 |
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Tasteful Dickpic posted:But then it's not ~edgy~ Also it's a crime to mix any whiskey aged over 12 years with coke.
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# ? May 12, 2017 13:33 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:Also it's a crime to mix any whiskey aged over 12 years with coke. yea to be honest thats where it falls apart im surprised it took so long for anyone to point that out tho
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# ? May 12, 2017 13:34 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:Also it's a crime to mix any whiskey aged over 12 years with coke. What if the coke is also 12 years old
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# ? May 12, 2017 13:39 |
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vodka and crystal pepsi (aged 30 years)
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# ? May 12, 2017 13:41 |
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but whiskey & coke instead
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# ? May 12, 2017 13:49 |
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twoday posted:vodka and crystal pepsi (aged 30 years) Have a good day!
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# ? May 12, 2017 14:07 |
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I'm imagining that tastes the way lacquer thinner smells.
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# ? May 12, 2017 14:21 |
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BlankIsBeautiful posted:I'm imagining that tastes the way lacquer thinner smells. I'm going to say it tastes like paint thinner, mostly because it looks like some very cheap gin a friend brought to a party as a joke once. I sniffed it and declared it smelled like paint thinner. Then I drank some and it tastes pretty much how you'd expect paint thinner to taste if you were dumb enough to drink it. tl;dr i was dumb enough to drink paint thinner
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# ? May 12, 2017 14:38 |
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Bogan King posted:I like that it has a best before date. I assume it's the same as with bottled water, where the "best before" date indicates not when the contents spoil but the bottle spoils.
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# ? May 12, 2017 14:50 |
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Slime posted:I'm going to say it tastes like paint thinner, mostly because it looks like some very cheap gin a friend brought to a party as a joke once. I sniffed it and declared it smelled like paint thinner. Then I drank some and it tastes pretty much how you'd expect paint thinner to taste if you were dumb enough to drink it. its probably exactly the same as that cheap gin, minus juniper berries, but plus caramel coloring
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# ? May 12, 2017 17:03 |
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https://twitter.com/leeunkrich/status/863051616630456320
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# ? May 12, 2017 18:43 |
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Somebody watches Game Grumps!
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# ? May 12, 2017 18:43 |
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Powaqoatse posted:but whiskey & coke instead Dairy Products Gone Bad!
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# ? May 12, 2017 18:56 |
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I noticed the area code and looked up the address. Of course it's Oak & Loc. What a poo poo part of town.
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