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Do you watch Preseason?
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Yes, because I have nothing better to do 23 9.16%
Yes, because I'm interested in guys on the bubble 25 9.96%
Yes, because I'm desperate for NFL football 49 19.52%
Yes, because I hate myself 85 33.86%
No 69 27.49%
Total: 251 votes
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Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

a patagonian cavy posted:

just start mahomes, who cares, alex smith is so boring to watch and I hate him

Fun

Sling

The

Ball

Look at this piece of poo poo who can't appreciate fundamentals

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Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

Metapod posted:

Look at this piece of poo poo who can't appreciate fundamentals

I'm really tired of these motherfuckers who can't appreciate solid footwork and protecting the football.

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
Kyle Orton and Jim Miller appreciation time in the thread?

zimbomonkey
Jul 15, 2008

Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?
The Panthers fired a gm that beat the Patriots in a trade. Cool.

LiquidFriend
Apr 5, 2005

FizFashizzle posted:

Ealy is complete loving trash and probably too dumb and unmotivated to survive in the NFL.
I think he's pretty distracted with a special needs family member.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







zimbomonkey posted:

The Panthers fired a gm that beat the Patriots in a trade. Cool.

And brought back the guy that traded the 33rd pick for armanti

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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The best thing about the Patriots is that they lost their No 1 WR and cut a player they gave up a second round pick for and it completely doesn't matter. Nothing matters.

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

mcmagic posted:

The best thing about the Patriots is that they lost their No 1 WR and cut a player they gave up a second round pick for and it completely doesn't matter. Nothing matters.

Edelman was just keeping Malcolm Mitchell's seat warm.

Realistically I figured they'd just unveil Dion Lewis as their new slot receiver anyway

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

mcmagic posted:

The best thing about the Patriots is that they lost their No 1 WR and cut a player they gave up a second round pick for and it completely doesn't matter. Nothing matters.

It just means that this is the Texans year

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

mcmagic posted:

The best thing about the Patriots is that they lost their No 1 WR and cut a player they gave up a second round pick for and it completely doesn't matter. Nothing matters.

The Mattering is coming.

Perhaps this is the year the Pats go 0-16 and we find out the Dark Lord actually literally is using the blood of the innocent in dark rituals and he gets banned for life.

warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:
https://twitter.com/Super70sSports/status/901517037364793344

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

holy poo poo

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
They're in different age classes in that picture, but it isn't like Andy wasn't huger than anyone in his own class too.

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!

mcmagic posted:

The best thing about the Patriots is that they lost their No 1 WR and cut a player they gave up a second round pick for and it completely doesn't matter. Nothing matters.

Uhh

It's not like they've won 5 years straight. They're hardly invincible, and the end of Brady could get here really fast.

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

Intruder posted:

It just means that this is the Texans year

Cocaine's a helluva drug...

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Patriots didn't trade a 2nd for him

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

mcmagic posted:

The best thing about the Patriots is that they lost their No 1 WR and cut a player they gave up a second round pick for and it completely doesn't matter. Nothing matters.

agreed, friend

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.
https://twitter.com/jocktodoc/status/901442393194496001

I've also read it could be a 2-8 week timetable.

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school



https://twitter.com/miamidolphins/status/901553713118105600

Wonder if they sign someone now

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

shirts and skins posted:

Uhh

It's not like they've won 5 years straight. They're hardly invincible, and the end of Brady could get here really fast.

Things I said 5 years ago. Football is pain.

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010


Kome home, Kraig

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Amy Pole Her posted:

Patriots didn't trade a 2nd for him

Yeah they traded down 8 spots from the end of the second to the early third

Not that big a deal

Also with Cooks on board it's debatable whether Edelman was even their #1 receiver anymore

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

https://twitter.com/jasonlacanfora/status/901554890186657792

This team is so loving stupid.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Is it "Start Derek Anderson over Cam Newton because Cam wore a turtleneck" stupid?

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
Who likes their takes hot?
https://twitter.com/FoxNews/status/901465286200750080

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

Edelman was just keeping Malcolm Mitchell's seat warm.

Realistically I figured they'd just unveil Dion Lewis as their new slot receiver anyway

LOL

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

UUA CVG 230000 KZID /RM TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE BENGALS DYNASTY

didn't a variation of this get donald sterling in deep poo poo

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Spicy

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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evilweasel posted:

agreed, friend

Patriot fans are like Trump voters who get to live Nov 8th 2016 like it's groundhog day.

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010


First the Edelman thing and now you're laughing at the idea that black men can do the same job as a white man

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

mcmagic posted:

Patriot fans are like Trump voters

redundant

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010


Boston is super fuckin' liberal and we love our Patriots. It's just the outside areas that are new hampshirey

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

Boston is super fuckin' liberal and we love our Patriots. It's just the outside areas that are new hampshirey

Boston is also a garbage dump of a city so it still fits

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

sexpig by night posted:

Boston is also a garbage dump of a city so it still fits

It's not bad but there are better options. Philly was a loving mess comparatively speaking when I went back this year. I'd prefer Montreal or DC to Boston personally.

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

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Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

Boston is super fuckin' liberal and we love our Patriots. It's just the outside areas that are new hampshirey

Boston sports fans are slightly more racist than a Klan rally.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Huh I just found out one of my local high schools is folding their football team due to lack of players.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

It's not bad but there are better options. Philly was a loving mess comparatively speaking when I went back this year. I'd prefer Montreal or DC to Boston personally.

yea true, garbage dump is not ideal but Philly is a garbage dump someone set on fire and somehow the smoke is spelling out racial slurs.

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
here's my views: Julian Edelman God loving Dangit

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Chichevache posted:

Jewlian Edelman

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lol

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barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

sexpig by night posted:

Boston is also a garbage dump of a city so it still fits

boston is literally a garbage dump, how do you think they filled in boston harbor?

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