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Do you watch Preseason?
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Yes, because I have nothing better to do 23 9.16%
Yes, because I'm interested in guys on the bubble 25 9.96%
Yes, because I'm desperate for NFL football 49 19.52%
Yes, because I hate myself 85 33.86%
No 69 27.49%
Total: 251 votes
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Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
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Which means one thing: PRESEASON! So you don't miss anything (although you might as well), here's all the games being televised live nationally. All times Eastern, all games on NFL Network (where local blackouts apply) unless otherwise noted.

August 3rd (Hall of Fame Game)
Cowboys vs. Cardinals - 8PM (NBC)

August 9th
Texans @ Panthers - 7:30PM

August 10th
Broncos @ Bears - 8PM

August 11th
Steelers @ Giants - 7PM
49ers @ Chiefs - 9PM (joined in progress)

August 12th
Cowboys @ Rams - 9PM

August 13th
Lions @ Colts - 1:30PM
Seahawks @ Chargers - 8PM

August 17th
Buccaneers @ Jaguars - 8PM (ESPN)

August 18th
Vikings @ Seahawks - 10PM

August 19th
Panthers @ Titans - 3PM
Colts @ Cowboys - 7PM
Broncos @ 49ers - 10PM

August 20th
Falcons @ Steelers - 4PM
Saints @ Chargers - 8PM

August 21st
Giants @ Browns - 8PM (ESPN)

August 24th
Dolphins @ Eagles - 7PM

August 25th
Chiefs @ Seahawks - 8PM (CBS)

August 26th
Chargers @ Rams - 8PM

August 27th
Bears @ Titans - 1PM (Fox)
Bengals @ Redskins - 4:30PM (Fox)
49ers @ Vikings - 8PM (NBC)

August 31st
Eagles @ Jets - 7PM
Seahawks @ Raiders - 10PM

If you miss any of those games, don't worry, because NFL Network is going to replay the poo poo out of every preseason game.

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a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
I am excited for the Battle For Los Angeles on August 26th

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

i'm here because i posted in the old one and now this one should go on top of that probably. Let's go the Browns bitch

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
It's almost here :dance:

warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:
https://twitter.com/Deadspin/status/892225902297436161

Glennon already delivering.

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

Cavauro posted:

i'm here because i posted in the old one and now this one should go on top of that probably. Let's go the Browns bitch

warcrimes
Jul 6, 2013

I don't know what's it called, I just know the sound it makes when it takes a J4G's life. :parrot: :parrot: :parrot: :parrot:
https://twitter.com/NFL/status/892256105283424256

Lol thought this was season ending.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

TBF, "ATV accident" and "just need a couple weeks off" don't often go in the same sentence.

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

wasn't he not flying out for medical reasons? maybe reporting to camp just means showing up

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
oh boy I can't wait to tie myself down to the Cowboys again



It would be cool if the Texans immediately had their QB play improve this season though

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!
I'm horney for football

tarbrush
Feb 7, 2011

ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO
I am ready for the Dolphins to disappoint me in new and interesting ways.

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.
It's entirely possible the 49ers will play football this season.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

tarbrush posted:

I am ready for the Dolphins to disappoint me in new and interesting ways.

a better team...with a worse record

Durandal1707
Oct 11, 2013

tarbrush posted:

I am ready for the Dolphins to disappoint me in new and interesting ways.

Same but Chargers

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

im self aware enough to know it's both

tarbrush
Feb 7, 2011

ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO

Ehud posted:

a better team...with a worse record

That's expected. Expected is not the Dolphin's MO. I'm talking something like Tannehill discovering his kid is actually Landry's, or Suh getting a season ending injury whilst drinking a soda or something else equally preposterous

AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

tarbrush posted:

I am ready for the Dolphins to disappoint me in new and interesting ways.
Same, but the Jaguars.

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?
Some random loving company bought all the NFL game rights in Canada and now are selling Sunday Ticket(or Game Pass) cheaper than anyone used to, might actually get it this year.

tarbrush
Feb 7, 2011

ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO

AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:

Same, but the Jaguars.

Goondolences.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
I had a dream last night that the Super Bowl was Patriots/Eagles and the score was 36 to 34 at halftime. :eek:

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008
Tbh I'm kinda butt hurt wade Phillips is wasting away on a team that's not gunna do poo poo

Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

I had a dream last night that the Super Bowl was Patriots/Eagles and the score was 36 to 34 at halftime. :eek:

Well we all know that goon football dreams come true. So print those fuckin shirts

A Man and his dog
Oct 24, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

I had a dream last night that the Super Bowl was Patriots/Eagles and the score was 36 to 34 at halftime. :eek:

Given that you are a horrible Patriots fan and smell like Boston, I do think the Eagles can win the NFC East

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

https://twitter.com/JosinaAnderson/status/892394245881036800

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

I had a dream last night that the Super Bowl was Patriots/Eagles and the score was 36 to 34 at halftime. :eek:

The Eagles are going 18-1. Who more fitting to deliver the -1 than the Pats?

It Is Known.

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

axeil posted:

The Eagles are going 18-1. Who more fitting to deliver the -1 than the Pats?

It Is Known.

I would probably kill myself

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

The NFL has a left tackle crisis.

https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/892407229789462529

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Dude was only 30.

A Man and his dog
Oct 24, 2013

by R. Guyovich
I mean being a tackle is hard work.

You gotta be fat as gently caress and take the hits for the star QB and get no recognition.

drat right I'd take my payday and bounce before my brain turned into mashed potatoes...

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

Um...

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


Step 1: Start fight
Step 2: Attack straw man
Step 3: REPEAT

Do not engage with me



A Man and his dog posted:

I mean being a tackle is hard work.

You gotta be fat as gently caress and take the hits for the star QB and get no recognition.

drat right I'd take my payday and bounce before my brain turned into mashed potatoes...

Too late...

GOOD TIMES ON METH
Mar 17, 2006

Fun Shoe
NFL is slowly turning into a league where people stay long enough for the big post rookie contract and then quit after that. Unless they fix the brain stuff somehow?

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Goddamn, right out of college? Amazing the natural talent he obviously must have.

https://twitter.com/DarenStoltzfus/status/892413248691208192

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

Stop omitting letters from things, white people. :mad:

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

Brayden.

Noah.

etc

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

i choose to believe his name is pronounced jayce or possibly jay-c

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







lol remember when we used to get excited for our teams upcoming season?

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
lol goddamn everyone in his program must loving hate him

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AAAAA! Real Muenster
Jul 12, 2008

My QB is also named Bort

Shangri-Law School posted:

Stop omitting letters from things, white people. :mad:
Did you really expect the smarmy as gently caress Cris Collinsworth to not also maim his child's name?

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