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Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Observer:

"Brexit fiddles while the planet burns – Time is running out for planet Earth, yet all our politicians can do is carp on about article 50"

Sunday Telegraph:

Theresa May faces threat of new confidence vote after European elections amid Brexit backlash; :sun: It's hot! :supaburn:

Independent on Sunday:


Sunday Times:

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crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
Hehe yes I suppose it is Easter :rolleyes:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on Brexit and the Easter recess – Labour will never defeat Nigel Farage if it continues to ‘sit on the fence’ over Brexit and offers only ‘mealy-mouthed’ support for a second referendum, Tom Watson has said"

Telegraph:


Independent:


Times:

Sri Lanka imposes curfew after at least 207 killed in attacks

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Nicola Jennings on Nigel Farage and the EU elections – Conservative members are likely to abandon the party in vast numbers in the European parliament elections in favour of Nigel Farage’s Brexit party, two surveys have suggested"

Telegraph:

MPs to warn Theresa May she will be forced out over Brexit failure if she fails to name her departure date

Matt:

MPs campaign to have Donald Trump's UK state visit cancelled

Independent:

Comedian wins landslide victory in Ukrainian presidential election

Times:


Evening Standard:

Extinction Rebellion arrests pass 1,000 on eighth day of protests

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... Harry and Meghan's baby announcement


David Squires:

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy
That Squires is absolutely wonderful. :allears:

Parkingtigers
Feb 23, 2008
TARGET CONSUMER
LOVES EVERY FUCKING GAME EVER MADE. EVER.
gently caress off, Paul, and take your dogwhistle with you.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Pilchenstein posted:

That Squires is absolutely wonderful. :allears:
It absolutely is. :allears:

Anyone know who the goalie in the bottom left of the ludovico collage is?

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

frankenfreak posted:

It absolutely is. :allears:

Anyone know who the goalie in the bottom left of the ludovico collage is?

Mark Bosnich

mrpwase
Apr 21, 2010

I HAVE GREAT AVATAR IDEAS
For the Many, Not the Few


A week or so late, but thanks very much for making me want this as an avatar:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Seamus Jennings on a political class at risk of extinction – The Tories and Labour are expected to fare poorly if the UK takes part in European parliamentary elections"

Telegraph:

MPs campaign to have Donald Trump's UK state visit cancelled

Matt:

May to ban Huawei from providing 'core' parts of UK 5G network

Independent:

Support for Extinction Rebellion soars after Easter protests

Times:


Evening Standard:

Greta Thunberg condemns UK's climate stance in speech to MPs

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on… Trump’s state visit

'Bercow thinks he might stop me addressing the Commons? Fake news!'

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


Oh my loving god, Paul.

gently caress. The gently caress. Off.

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




I hate to admit it but lol at the Times one.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Ann Widdecombe standing for the Brexit party – Lifelong conservative Ann Widdecombe has returned to frontline politics to stand as a candidate in Nigel Farage’s Brexit party in the European elections."

Telegraph:

Tory MPs seek to overturn May's Huawei supply decision

Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:

James Bond: 25th film launched in Jamaica – but still no title; Theresa May survives attempt to allow early no-confidence vote

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on… PM's Brexit flights of fancy (also 'There's a bloody great jet in our garden!': Families endure FIFTY planes a day taxiing outside their homes after Southend Airport runway is revamped - and have to 'pause TV until they've taken off'

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


I did it Huawei got a laugh from me; I do actually like Bob when he's not being a huge tosser, and I love the look of owlish stupidity on his May.

Wistful of Dollars
Aug 25, 2009

I'm not generally given to use the c-word but Thomas is one of the most vapid and miserable ones I've ever seen.

I'm not wishing he loses his hands in an accident, but I hope he loses his hands in an accident.

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear

Wistful of Dollars posted:

I'm not generally given to use the c-word but Thomas is one of the most vapid and miserable ones I've ever seen.

I'm not wishing he loses his hands in an accident, but I hope he loses his hands in an accident.

He'd just use his other hand and then we'd have two Matts :/

Mousepractice
Jan 30, 2005

A pint of plain is your only man
Why does the Guardian have three cartoonists called Jennings (Ben, Nicola and Seamus)? Is it just laziness? Are they all related?

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
It's an hereditary title.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on the Extinction Rebellion protests – Up to 400 activists have been stopping traffic across the City of London to highlight the role of the finance industry in climate change"

Telegraph:


Matt:

Ultimatum to cabinet ministers in Huawei leak investigation

Independent:


Times:

Whodunnit? Cabinet suspects in the Huawei leak mystery

Evening Standard:

Joe Biden announces 2020 presidential run

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... the new Bond film


Guardian Australian Sport:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on the investigation into the Huawei leak – Chancellor says he and colleagues face investigation over incident involving Chinese telecoms company"

Telegraph:


Matt:


Independent:

After Charles Webster Hawthorne.

Times:

Chris Packham defiant after activists leave dead crows at his home

Mail:
Paul Thomas on… airport drinks


Stephen Collins:

(Can't find larger image, apologies.)

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

:swoon: I can't get enough of are Dan :swoon:
Was "cat shoots gun" a news story or is Matt drawing Marmaduke cartoons now?

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
May's nose in The Independent cartoons :stare:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Observer:

"Britain kowtows to Huawei – The UK government genuflects before the Chinese telecoms giant"

Sunday Telegraph:

Storm Hannah begins to subside but wind and rain set to continue

Matt:

London Marathon 2019: Eliud Kipchoge wins, Mo Farah fifth
Also: https://twitter.com/BBCSport/status/1122515819337007104

Independent on Sunday:

Brexit: Corbyn facing fresh pressure to commit to second referendum after ‘furious’ MPs condemn leaked leaflet

Sunday Times:

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Cloud Potato posted:

Guardian Australian Sport:

Having watched some A-League blooper reels, four cushions would be an actual improvement.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on Donald Trump and the San Diego synagogue shooting – The president faces fresh scrutiny over his record on white nationalism in the wake of the suspected hate crime, which left one woman dead"

Telegraph:

Corbyn launches bid to declare a national climate emergency

Matt:


Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:

London Marathon: Big Ben runner gets stuck at finish line

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Blower sucks. What's the opposite of nominative determinism?

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy

forkboy84 posted:

What's the opposite of nominative determinism?
James Cleverly.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Labour's position on Brexit – Labour is braced for a showdown over whether to back a referendum on any Brexit deal when the party’s governing body meets to agree its draft European elections manifesto"

Telegraph:

Ready for the Corrie-coaster? ITV signs up to 'UK’s Disneyland'

Matt:

Whale with harness could be Russian weapon, say Norwegian experts

Independent:

Tories should expect to lose 800 seats in local elections, says analyst; After The League Of Gentlemen.

Times:


Evening Standard:


Mail:
Paul Thomas on...the bird-shooting ban


David Squires:

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Good Big Train reference. A+

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Just can't stay away from that Simpson reference well, can he.

NinpoEspiritoSanto
Oct 22, 2013




gently caress the Times. :colbert:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Labour's internal struggle over Brexit – Jeremy Corbyn has faced down a challenge spearheaded by his deputy, Tom Watson, for Labour to signal its unequivocal backing for a second Brexit referendum in the forthcoming European election campaign"

Telegraph:


Matt:

'There’s a lack of trust’: campaigners on the local elections

Independent:

Brexit: Jeremy Corbyn warned ‘demoralised’ Labour voters will boycott elections after second referendum fudge

Times:


Evening Standard:


Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on… Emperor Akihito’s abdication

chestnut santabag
Jul 3, 2006

That Thomas made me laugh, am I going to hell now?

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Trump and the Venezuela crisis – Russian and Venezuelan officials have denied a US claim that Nicolás Maduro planned to flee his country during Tuesday’s failed coup attempt until the Kremlin told him to stay"

Telegraph:

Local elections: Tories expect heavy losses amid low voter turnout

Matt:

Gavin Williamson: 'I was tried by kangaroo court – then sacked'

Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:


Mail:
Paul Thomas on... Vegetarian butchers

'All right, I admit it, we've become greengrocer's!'

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
It's possible to reduce carbon emissions and go Vegan without punishing local businesses, A Good Paul Thomas.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
The local elections cartoons should be interesting. I wonder how many will be blaming the people for not being democratic in the right way.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on a service marking 50 years of the UK's nuclear deterrent – Westminster Abbey is holding a celebration of Britain’s nuclear submarines on Friday"

Telegraph:

Gavin Williamson hits back at ‘haphazard’ Huawei leak inquiry

Matt:


Independent:


Times:

Prince Harry cancels Amsterdam trip as the world awaits arrival of Baby Sussex

Evening Standard:

Tories lose over 1,300 seats in local elections as major parties suffer

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... Gavin Williamson's sacking


Guardian Australian Sport:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on the fallout from the local elections – Calls for May to quit after the Tories lose over 1,000 seats and the Lib Dems gain more than 500"

Telegraph:


Matt:


Independent:

After Fragonard.

The i paper:


Times:


Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... local election results

'I think the voters are trying to tell us something'

Stephen Collins:

Brett Westwood's Guide to International Dawn Chorus Day

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Observer:

"Brexit hijacks the local elections – Next up: Brexit hijacks the European elections"

Sunday Telegraph


Matt:


Independent on Sunday:


[b]Sunday Times:

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Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Nicola Jennings on Brexit talks between May and Corbyn – Negotiations between the Tory and Labour leaders are expected to enter a serious phase this week, after both expressed willingness to get a deal done"

Telegraph:


Independent:


Times:

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