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sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









Karate Bastard posted:

It is always


ALWAYS


funny to me to see the pitiful ramblings and justifications of people who cannot tolerate expression from people who they disagree with. "Help! Please! I need technology to help lock my limp mind inside an echo chamber that will tell me it is acceptable to remain weak and unlearning! Please, I'm experiencing inconvenience" Hfs facebook was made to pander to your ineptitude. At some point you will have to concede that yours is not the way, no?

lmao

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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Lol

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon
:hmbol:

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
I'll have to admit Humblebrag absolutely knocked this one out of the park. Absolutely exquisite execution. I'm still giggling

How do I quote an emptyquoter?

Karate Bastard has a new favorite as of 17:37 on Mar 27, 2022

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418


:hmmyes:

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
:mods: OK you're banned then! :mods:

Admiral Shithead posted:

gently caress everything I hate it all gently caress all this poo poo ban me i d g a fuckFUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKkkkkkaw3eto0uaerpoijhawetgko;jhTGIO:dfp[wp;ajfasbwKEJTBRqjhTGBwJ<nfbFBHWs,jkfhaSJKLFHAwltjhFfawehpiou

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


President Beep posted:

hey will smith, just because it’s the oscars it doesn’t mean you need to be a grouch. yeesh.

Solar Tornado
Aug 9, 2016

A true fool keeps on fighting, even when there is no more glory to be gained

Senator Drinksalot posted:

That Hogwarts game is coming to switch? Is it going to run at like 4 fps?

Oscar Wild posted:

Sorry, the author only thinks there are 2 fps

Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007

At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there
link



:blyat:

Rust Martialis has a new favorite as of 11:41 on Mar 29, 2022

OPAONI
Jul 23, 2021

jackofarcades posted:

Lots of women are into men's hands.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIP_8UGQFx0

I've never understood why guys are into feet, but I suspect the hands thing from women ties into kinks like choking and spanking.


Guess the thread.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Never gets old

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

EightDeer
Dec 2, 2011

Marcade posted:

Several years ago we took a prisoner in for medical clearance since he was high as poo poo on meth. He's in the security holding and the ER doc, whom I believe is Ethiopian (African, at any rate), comes in to check him. Suspect is being a major rear end, yelling racial epithets and obscenities at the doc (who is a very mild mannered, small older man) so the doc goes to administer meds (Ativan, I presume?) to quiet him down. Suspect looks at him and says "the gently caress are you doing to me, N-word?" and the doc says "I'm going to knock you out so we can cut off your penis" and injects him. The bug eyed look of horror on that guy's face keeps me warm on winter nights.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

I really hope that doctor delivered that line like a stoic fireplace book narrator.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Small correction, he was Eritrean. I got my African E-name countries confused. Very soft spoken man with a wicked grin after he said that.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Boxturret posted:

infinite scarcity

Neon Noodle posted:

limited edition 0/0

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Neddy Seagoon posted:

No more foreign software in Russian government computers by January 2025.

I'm sure it'll be real easy to replace Windows and whatever's driving their network infrastructure with every coder running for the border.

Marcade posted:

The Russia-created OS isn't quite ready yet, it's still in-Stalin.

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007


Samuel L. Hacksaw posted:

.nyet framework

Peg Sliderskew
Jan 4, 2010

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Dude's still creating quality quotes:

What kind of tit wants to put A Fancy Hat on ignore?

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

Peg Sliderskew posted:

What kind of tit wants to put A Fancy Hat on ignore?

https://youtu.be/AjPau5QYtYs

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

Peg Sliderskew posted:

What kind of tit wants to put A Fancy Hat on ignore?

I'm starting to suspect that the coffee goon may be a poster with bad taste, I'm sorry to say.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

NoneMoreNegative posted:



Hotboxing the Cockpit

haveblue posted:

ah yes this must be one of those joint strike fighters

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




:golfclap:

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

:yosnice:

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer

SkeletonHero posted:

From games would be 10x cooler if you grew an inch every time you gained a level.

Breetai posted:

:goonsay: I'm fairly sure there are anime games that already achieve this.

SkeletonHero posted:

Can you recommend some? My time is valuable so I really need something that will let me get huge and finish in under five minutes.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

not so much a punchline as it is actual advice

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?
YOU WON’T LAST FIVE MINUTES PLAYING THIS GAME

Quackles posted:

I still don't understand what reflection is.

brains posted:

turn your monitor off

GWBBQ
Jan 2, 2005


Good username/reply combo

Mescal
Jul 23, 2005

DACK FAYDEN posted:

Doesn't at least one country specify that cars that are too quiet have to make a minimum amount of noise so that blind people don't get run over? I can't prove this. But I feel like I read it. Maybe the UK?


oldpainless posted:

I believe it was for deaf people

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019


This is how you do a username / photoshop post combo

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎
e: :eyepop:


:vince:

Zetsubou-san has a new favorite as of 07:14 on Apr 1, 2022

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Inceltown posted:

This is how you do a username / photoshop post combo

... balls are stored in the uterus??

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

they seem to believe a gloryhole is used to put your balls through

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

they seem to believe a gloryhole is used to put your balls through

If you do it right your balls should go to the wall

Boba Pearl
Dec 27, 2019

by Athanatos

RFC2324 posted:

If you do it right your balls should go to the wall

if you're hitting the wall with your balls, something is seriously wrong.

e: different walls nvm

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

I'm going to need some kind of a chart or something to figure out this glory hole thing.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Dong go in hole. I assume most people put it all the way through


You don't have to lie here like you do to the person on the other side, we already know

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

i misspoke, i meant just the balls

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Balldo the glory hole

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CellBlock
Oct 6, 2005

It just don't stop.



RFC2324 posted:

If you do it right your balls should go to the wall

I believe they're also permitted to go to the window.

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