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I had almost perfect scores on the parts that were about words. It's those analytical scheduling (advanced secretarial skills) and permutation problems that were tough. I figure there are some strategies that you tryhards learned from your mentors over the years you were planning to be a lawyer. Maybe I'm just not anal enough to be a law dog... Cyberpunkey Monkey fucked around with this message at 19:49 on Apr 11, 2015 |
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the trolling is too obvious now, you were doing better before
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Apr 11, 2015 19:54
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You mean how it's obvious that I'm trolling after I directly told you that I was trolling? Keen observational skills, there.
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Apr 11, 2015 19:57
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Bushido Brown posted:I like the new trolls. Can't cost much more than that right?
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Apr 11, 2015 20:00
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Doesn't everyone already know that the WASPy American upper-bourgeoisie world is constructed specifically to have massive barriers to entry to keep the poors out? Is that still actually surprising or shocking to people?
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Apr 11, 2015 20:03
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Soothing Vapors posted:the trolling is too obvious now, you were doing better before Agreed. I'd enjoy it if you continued to run the flame for the next few years though. The thread needs more 0L/law student interludes.
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Apr 11, 2015 20:13
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osirisisdead posted:You mean how it's obvious that I'm trolling after I directly told you that I was trolling? Keen observational skills, there. Thing is we can't tell whether you're a non-lawyer trolling the sad lawyers, (which is good) or actually a very dumb 0L who has resorted to enjoyable trolling now that you got answers you disliked. (which is bad)
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Apr 11, 2015 20:17
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Bushido Brown posted:Agreed. Orientation is August 19th!
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Apr 11, 2015 20:24
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Is it okay if I also don't know which of those things I might be?
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Apr 11, 2015 20:25
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osirisisdead posted:You mean how it's obvious that I'm trolling after I directly told you that I was trolling? Keen observational skills, there. poo poo, did you already admit you're just trolling? I haven't exactly been hanging on your posts, that's my fault 
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Apr 11, 2015 20:28
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osirisisdead posted:Doesn't everyone already know that the WASPy American upper-bourgeoisie world is constructed specifically to have massive barriers to entry to keep the poors out? ...And the word bits were the best part of your LSAT!?!?
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Soothing Vapors posted:poo poo, did you already admit you're just trolling? I haven't exactly been hanging on your posts, that's my fault Keen observational skills, there.
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Apr 11, 2015 20:30
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Roger_Mudd posted:I started solo, firm now has 3 attorneys. My legal assistant is going to law school in September and I'm debating replacing her with an attorney. we got so many law school grads applying to be paralegals that we have a rule against it now, because invariably after a few years here they start pushing to be staff attorneys or associates I'm not sure if we have a rule against assistants with JDs, but probably not. do go, lots of jobs, etc
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Apr 11, 2015 20:31
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osirisisdead posted:Keen observational skills, there. *nods solemnly*
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Apr 11, 2015 20:31
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joat mon posted:However, your problem is with the barriers constructed to keep out the dumbs. Only when it concerns the BigLaw club, but considering that UTAustin was letting (rich) kids in with a 126 last year, that doesn't even matter.
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Apr 11, 2015 20:32
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joat mon posted:However, your problem is with the barriers constructed to keep out the dumbs. Just let him elucidate you, man.
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Apr 11, 2015 20:39
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Whatever, Latin sucks anyway.
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*nods elucidatedly*
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osirisisdead posted:Sick burn, bro. You should go get a hi-five for it. He's convinced me! Glad you got past the hazing bro. Welcome to the club. You as happy as I am to have a mortgage in student loans to pay each month?
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Apr 11, 2015 20:48
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osirisisdead posted:Only when it concerns the BigLaw club, but considering that UTAustin was letting (rich) kids in with a 126 last year, that doesn't even matter. Again, trying too hard. But funny joke? I think there's a joke there.
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Apr 11, 2015 20:59
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there are 350 posts in this thread in the past week when all that was required was quoting their posts once and then coming back to them for glorious schadenfreude in three years that's the difference between the escapees and the inmates still in the asylum: y'all write too drat much
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osirisisdead posted:Only when it concerns the BigLaw club, but considering that UTAustin was letting (rich) kids in with a 126 last year, that doesn't even matter. Yeah...but those dumb rich kids have something going for them that you don't: nepotism. Enjoy watching someone else eat bean burritos from your cardboard lean to.
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Apr 11, 2015 21:18
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Burritos are loving awesome, do whatever maximizes your life's burrito quotient. Which means definitely go to law school 
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Adar posted:there are 350 posts in this thread in the past week when all that was required was quoting their posts once and then coming back to them for glorious schadenfreude in three years the inmates have nothing better to do with their sad, empty lives
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Apr 11, 2015 21:58
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Also the rich kid got into utaustin and will likely have a better life than whatever the felon with a 157 will do.
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Apr 11, 2015 21:59
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Isn't trolling supposed to be amusing?
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Apr 11, 2015 22:11
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Soothing Vapors posted:Just let him elucidate you, man. Gets a  .
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nm posted:Isn't trolling supposed to be amusing? To be fair, it's difficult to put together a coherent troll when you're busy painting miniatures and/or leading the police on high-speed chases.
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Vox Nihili posted:To be fair, it's difficult to put together a coherent troll when you're busy painting miniatures and/or leading the police on high-speed chases. There was a guy in LA yesterday trolling while in a police chase. He was in a prius too. Amatures we got here.
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Apr 11, 2015 23:00
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Soothing Vapors posted:Just let him elucidate you, man. When you put it that way, it definitely sounds like he just really, really wants to go down on you.
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Discendo Vox posted:I went to law school, finished, and am now in a fully funded PhD program, prepping for my first top-tier policy conference presentation in DC in a couple weeks. All according to plan, and fully representative of the promise of a law degree. You don't practise as a lawyer, which means you still count as a failure for "Don't go to law school." purposes.  (Everybody go to law school.)
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Apr 11, 2015 23:12
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Its only an act if you behave differently after the audience goes home.
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I'm spending my Saturday off bombing through Daredevil. I was on board until Matt Murdock tells his law partner "I don't think people use fax machines anymore."
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Tokelau All Star posted:I'm spending my Saturday off bombing through Daredevil. I was on board until Matt Murdock tells his law partner "I don't think people use fax machines anymore." honestly, the law stuff so far in Daredevil is like Drop Dead Diva bad but the show owns so hard
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Soothing Vapors posted:hahaha Counterpoint: it's light years better than the law stuff in the Daredevil movie. Also greatly enjoying the show. And I think I'm starting to hate shows I can't consume via a binge-watching process.
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Soothing Vapors posted:*nods elucidatedly* lol
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Tokelau All Star posted:I'm spending my Saturday off bombing through Daredevil. I was on board until Matt Murdock tells his law partner "I don't think people use fax machines anymore." I have no idea how to use my fax machine
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It always takes me 2-3 tries to get a fax through. Do I have to press 9? Why does it need an area code if it's just going three blocks away? What the gently caress?
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WhiskeyJuvenile posted:I have no idea how to use my fax machine specifically my work fax machine, which is a soft fax whose client application doesn't work and I can't get IT to figure it out and I stopped giving a poo poo once I realized I haven't checked my faxes in a few years and nobody's noticed.
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Tokelau All Star posted:It always takes me 2-3 tries to get a fax through. Do I have to press 9? Why does it need an area code if it's just going three blocks away? What the gently caress? Working in japan, we fax all our patent prosecution instructions, new apps etc. When set up well it's actually fairly convenient. All the fax numbers are organized, saved and are a few buttons away.
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