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Ditch
Jul 29, 2003

Backdrop Hunger
Da Meltz confirms that Lesnar quit New Japan, thus what happened.

Tournament tonight with Tanahashi, Tenzan, Nagata, Akebono, Bernard/Albert and Tyson Tomko to determine the new champ. If Akebono wins I will laugh and laugh.

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MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Ditch posted:

Da Meltz confirms that Lesnar quit New Japan, thus what happened.

Tournament tonight with Tanahashi, Tenzan, Nagata, Akebono, Bernard/Albert and Tyson Tomko to determine the new champ. If Akebono wins I will laugh and laugh.

What will you do if Tyson Tomko wins. poo poo?

Ditch
Jul 29, 2003

Backdrop Hunger
Tomko is a total job-boy, playing A-Train's lackey. It's more likely that Zombie Hashimoto will win.








Just announced: Zombie Hashimoto has vacated the IWGP title and signed a 7-fight deal with UFC.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Ditch posted:

Tomko is a total job-boy, playing A-Train's lackey. It's more likely that Zombie Hashimoto will win.



That would be true if New Japan weren't making the stupidest decisions possible.

Ditch
Jul 29, 2003

Backdrop Hunger
The thing is they're PREDICTABLY stupid, unlike say NOAH belting Ogawa.

Ditch
Jul 29, 2003

Backdrop Hunger
Tanahashi beat Albert/Bernard in the IWGP finals last night.

Ditch
Jul 29, 2003

Backdrop Hunger
http://wrestling.insidepulse.com/articles/49878
THIS WEEK: New Japan & NOAH results; I take a look at the situation with Lesnar, New Japan, and NJ president Simon "Inoki". Scathing~

Chief Rebel Angel
Apr 10, 2003

by Fragmaster

Ditch posted:

http://wrestling.insidepulse.com/articles/49878
THIS WEEK: New Japan & NOAH results; I take a look at the situation with Lesnar, New Japan, and NJ president Simon "Inoki". Scathing~

Good read.

This whole thing sounds like the script for a Yakuza movie directed by Guy Ritchie.

Pvt. Public
Sep 9, 2004

I am become Death, the Destroyer of Worlds.
Yeah, I have to second CRA's feelings on this article. I also loved the Hash tribute and I think the analysis is spot on.

Ditch
Jul 29, 2003

Backdrop Hunger
I wrote columns so regularly on wrestling, mostly WWE, back in the day:
http://ditch.lcwe.com/ditch.html
http://ditch.lcwe.com/ditch2.html
http://ditch.lcwe.com/ditch3.html

Then as I stopped watching WWE I wrote less and less, with the occasional column on PuroPower. Now, however, I find myself with plenty of material. And apparently good material :kittyjig:

thanks goons

ChefBoyardee
Sep 30, 2004

How do you get your tickets to puro shows? I'm going to Japan in a few months and I'm kind of interested in checking one out. Also, how much do you think a Dragon Gate event at Korakuen runs?

Ditch
Jul 29, 2003

Backdrop Hunger
Thread tag almost exclusively for this thread :kittyjig:

ChefBoyardee posted:

How do you get your tickets to puro shows? I'm going to Japan in a few months and I'm kind of interested in checking one out. Also, how much do you think a Dragon Gate event at Korakuen runs?
This page is pretty friggin' comprehensive for all things fighty and tickety in Japan:
http://eee.eplus.co.jp/sports/battle/

DG runs Korakuen on 8/11, 9/26 and 10/20. Ultimo runs a show there on 10/8.

Prices are 3000, 4000, 5000, 6000 or 7000 yen. $1 is over 100 yen, so it ranges from just under $30 to around $65. The cheap seats will still be good.

Now, here's the thing: if you have a contact in Japan it can be easy to arrange. If you don't then you'll probably need to go to the ticket window on the day of the show. If there's someone in Japan, they can get the tickets delivered or print them at certain Lawsons convenience stores. If it's the ticket window then you can probably brute-force your way through with words and writing (ie. "Doragon Gate-o, and hand over a piece of paper with the ticket price you want). If that doesn't work then just whip it out and leave the rest to God.

Ditch
Jul 29, 2003

Backdrop Hunger
http://wrestling.insidepulse.com/articles/50012
THIS WEEK: I don't think Samoa Joe will be in NOAH any time soon.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Ditch posted:

http://wrestling.insidepulse.com/articles/50012
THIS WEEK: I don't think Samoa Joe will be in NOAH any time soon.

Thanks a lot mr. Bringdown.

When a girl asks how she looks, you tell her the truth don't you.

Although laffo at Joementum.

Ditch
Jul 29, 2003

Backdrop Hunger
Girls... :sweatdrop:

I can't help but be a realist, which helps stave off disappointment but makes it real hard to be a Bills fan.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Ditch posted:

Girls... :sweatdrop:

I can't help but be a realist, which helps stave off disappointment but makes it real hard to be a Bills fan.

Son, you need to realize the chances that knowing alot about Japan provides to get into the pants of the 1 out of 100 anime loving girls that are actually hot. Ignore the evil that is anime and just go for the gold!

Seriously, there are girls who like anime who are hot.

Ditch
Jul 29, 2003

Backdrop Hunger
I'm actually not that into anime but the thing is that wrestling shows at Korakuen are like 30% hot chicks and that is not even a little bit of an exaggeration :dance:

:)- Ore wa pro-wres otaku!
:girl:- :shlick:
:)- :quagmire:

HwoodNG
May 4, 2004

Highly Respected SAS Wrestling Poster

Ditch posted:

I'm actually not that into anime but the thing is that wrestling shows at Korakuen are like 30% hot chicks and that is not even a little bit of an exaggeration :dance:

Like the ROH crowds in Dayton. Seriously.

Chief Rebel Angel
Apr 10, 2003

by Fragmaster
Having spent a summer in Japan 10 years ago, I can safely say that no matter what bizarre (or non-bizarre) subculture you're a part of, there will ALWAYS be cute chicks who are into it too.

I specifically remember going to an arcade to play Street Fighter Alpha 2 (which I was actually good at) and getting my rear end handed to me by a really pretty girl. She was there with her boyfriend though. :(

weekly font
Dec 1, 2004


Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...



Hey Ditchbag, any news on how Kobashi is doing? :)

Ditch
Jul 29, 2003

Backdrop Hunger

weekly font announcement posted:

Hey Ditchbag, any news on how Kobashi is doing? :)
He got out of the hospital!

Which I report in the column :argh:

Ditch
Jul 29, 2003

Backdrop Hunger
:siren: Joe will be on the next NOAH tour :siren:









Joe E Legend aka Just Joe

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Ditch posted:

:siren: Joe will be on the next NOAH tour :siren:









Joe E Legend aka Just Joe

Misuse of spoiler tags to toy with our emotions isn't cool :(

Nut Bunnies
May 24, 2005

Fun Shoe

MassRayPer posted:

Misuse of spoiler tags to toy with our emotions isn't cool :(

Don't shoot the messenger :v:

Artemis Entreri
Oct 2, 2005

by Peatpot
hey ditch remember in 2003/early 04 when NJPW brought in some huge muscle bound guy and labeled him the Great Muta with a blue/orange crazy lookin mask. Who was that and whatever happened to him

nongdongfongbong
Jul 30, 2006
"Nongnongdongfongbong" is one character too long. : (

Artemis Entreri posted:

hey ditch remember in 2003/early 04 when NJPW brought in some huge muscle bound guy and labeled him the Great Muta with a blue/orange crazy lookin mask. Who was that and whatever happened to him

That was the GREAT MUTA (caps intended) isn't it? I remember it being Johnny Stamboli behind the mask and he's wrestling in Mexico now IIRC.

Ditch
Jul 29, 2003

Backdrop Hunger
Johnny Stamboli did a one-night stint recently in All Japan as a MUTA rip-off. The New Japan version was also a white guy but at the time Johnny was in WWE. The New Japan guy quickly broke his leg and never returned. This forced them to dig up Great Kabuki to team up with Chyna in a tag title match against Chono/Tenzan.

No I'm not kidding :smith:

Ditch
Jul 29, 2003

Backdrop Hunger
http://wrestling.insidepulse.com/articles/50126
THIS WEEK: I get things in order before the Japan trip! I look at Kawada because I couldn't think of anything else to write about!

HwoodNG
May 4, 2004

Highly Respected SAS Wrestling Poster

Ditch posted:

http://wrestling.insidepulse.com/articles/50126
THIS WEEK: I get things in order before the Japan trip! I look at Kawada because I couldn't think of anything else to write about!

I demand pictures from your trip! :)

Ditch
Jul 29, 2003

Backdrop Hunger
Here's some more Japanese wrestling, won't be around long :ssh:
http://theditch.us

edit: viscera / isapimp

Ditch fucked around with this message at 19:59 on Aug 6, 2006

J-Ro
Jul 26, 2005

Child Of The Revolution

I suppose here's the right place to show off. :v:

Just came back from Tokyo, had the chance to catch BJW in action (7.14) - it was so not what I was expecting from seeing various Deathmatch Wars episodes - it was waaaay better, great wrestling top to bottom (ok, maybe I'm overreacting, but hey - it was my first live event, since I get nothing in Poland), and the ultraviolent main event had some great bumps and a lot of psychology. Overall I've marked like a little bitch.

No arena photos (it was in Koruaken Hall, btw) 'cause I've got a piece of poo poo camera, but at least the wrestler photos look good enough to share.

Abdullah Kobayashi:


MEN'S Teioh & Shinobu:


Ryuji Ito:


Jaki Numazawa:


Takashi Sasaki:


Guest starring is a Signed By Ito, Bloodied By Numazawa (Or Sasaki) BJW Towel. :krad2:

I deeply appologize for the cliched nWo t-shirt, but since it was the only wrestling gear I had at the moment... I just had to wear something wrestling related. :v:

Edit: Deathmatch Wars #84 / #85 were taped at that event. :)

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

J-Ro posted:

Edit: Deathmatch Wars #84 / #85 were taped at that event. :)

Holy crap, I think I have those lying around somewhere. Was the female ref there? I think she's ultra-cute.

J-Ro
Jul 26, 2005

Child Of The Revolution

coconono posted:

Was the female ref there? I think she's ultra-cute.

Hahah, yeah - the female ref was there, as for the ultra-cute factor - there is a girl helping them (usually wearing a green "This Space BJW Proud" shirt) with curly, afro-like hair, she's got my vote. :D

Ditch
Jul 29, 2003

Backdrop Hunger
How'd you get all those pics with the wrestlers?

ps The light tubes DM on that show was indeed badass, and those eps are available on pee-dubya-tee, as of the 1st, thanks to mister RMM.

pps Afro chick rules

Pakelika
May 13, 2005

Work It! Thats Right! Awwww Yeah!
Cool pics, I just ordered a ton of those numbered BJPW shows. Wish I had learned about them a long time ago.

Ditch
Jul 29, 2003

Backdrop Hunger
Really it's been a notch better since last fall. Abby Jr vs Sekimoto, Ito and Sasaki all ruled, some of the tag DMs ruled, some of the straight matches ruled, Kasai has to be a masochist because DEAR LORD HE'S CA-RAZY, there's a general joviality to it all... I luv BJPW.

J-Ro
Jul 26, 2005

Child Of The Revolution

Ditch posted:

How'd you get all those pics with the wrestlers?

Abby was just chilling after his match, watching the show, and the rest of the pics were done in the lobby, after the show has ended - most of the guys were pushing merchandise, doing pics and signing autographs... And poor Kasai probably needed a blood transfusion, so he was nowhere to be found.

Ditch
Jul 29, 2003

Backdrop Hunger
Those Big Japan guys, especially Abby, strike me as very humble. Maybe it's because they're mostly kinda poor :shobon:

X-O
Apr 28, 2002

Long Live The King!

I recently saw a Dragon Gate show, and coupled with what I've seen of them in ROH I think I'd really dig that promotion. I normally just get into NOAH, but used to be into AJPW and NJPW quite a bit. Anyone know of a good place to get some Dragon Gate DVDs or something online?

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Ditch
Jul 29, 2003

Backdrop Hunger
http://new.ivpvideos2.com/
http://www.purodvdsource.com/

Those are the big boys.

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