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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > The Hammer House: Stinger Splash Zone > Puroresu News/Views: The only thing that makes sense is money laundering.
 
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Dancing Peasant
Jul 19, 2003

All this for stealing a piece of bread? :waycool:

 Holy gently caress, I just watched that Kobashi return match, and I was pretty much in tears afterwards. That was so wonderful to watch.

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Dancing Peasant
Jul 19, 2003

All this for stealing a piece of bread? :waycool:

Artemis Entreri posted:

Toshiaki Kawada & Shinjiro Ohtani destroyed RG & HG in 12 minutes, 46 seconds when Kawada viciously machine-gun chopped RG into oblivion.

Christ on a loving pony


oh my loving god

Has Kobashi or any chop-wielding maniac done that kind of damage like Kawada before?

* # ¿ Feb 25, 2008 07:40
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Dancing Peasant
Jul 19, 2003

All this for stealing a piece of bread? :waycool:

TheDuelies posted:

2. Hollywood Stalker Ichikawa Bosou 10 Match Series Extreme Comedy Match: Hollywood Stalker Ichikawa vs. Necro Butcher

Ichikawa is going to die that night. Holy poo poo.

* # ¿ Jul 30, 2008 15:18
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Dancing Peasant
Jul 19, 2003

All this for stealing a piece of bread? :waycool:

Ditch posted:

Also, I might be doing an interview with Scott Norton. If you have questions please submit them!
Here's one:

How did it feel to wrestle a frog (Keroro Gunsou)?

* # ¿ Aug 6, 2008 22:26
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Dancing Peasant
Jul 19, 2003

All this for stealing a piece of bread? :waycool:

Jerusalem posted:

I guess that makes sense, even a monster like Morishima is only roughly average height for WWE.

Looking at that one photo where he's shaking hands with Cena, and unless Cena is percieved to be tiny, I can't really see Morishima being average.

On a side note, who was that other Japanese dude standing next to Harley Race in this picture? http://www.noah-usa.cc/8%2018%2008%20wwe91news.JPG

* # ¿ Aug 19, 2008 17:39
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Dancing Peasant
Jul 19, 2003

All this for stealing a piece of bread? :waycool:

 At this point you might as well turn Kobashi into a Burning Spirit Cyborg.

Although that would be pretty awesome.

* # ¿ Dec 17, 2008 18:53
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Dancing Peasant
Jul 19, 2003

All this for stealing a piece of bread? :waycool:

Ditch posted:

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=U5OIAM29
Ibushi vs YOSHIHIKO, DDT title.

Suck on THAT, Undertaker vs Shawn Michaels

You know, I didn't want to believe, but ... this really is the Match of the Year. Real talk.

* # ¿ Nov 10, 2009 06:21
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Dancing Peasant
Jul 19, 2003

All this for stealing a piece of bread? :waycool:

Horse Pro posted:

Plus they don't take themselves too seriously. Last year they had a show where all the matches were based around scenes from Romeo and Juliet.

And don't forget the awesome 108-man battle royale with Kaientai Dojo and DDT. I've been watching some BJW thanks to that match.

Fake edit: Awwww http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VffmZcycloU

* # ¿ Feb 11, 2010 19:35
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Dancing Peasant
Jul 19, 2003

All this for stealing a piece of bread? :waycool:

 MVP is the new IWGP Intercontinental Champion, hooray!

* # ¿ May 16, 2011 17:20
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Dancing Peasant
Jul 19, 2003

All this for stealing a piece of bread? :waycool:

Lone Rogue posted:

So where would Bernard/Anderson rank all time in Gaijin tag teams?

I'd probably say below Gordy/Hansen at least, off the top of my head. Hansen had a lot of tag partners though.

* # ¿ Jul 5, 2011 16:10
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Dancing Peasant
Jul 19, 2003

All this for stealing a piece of bread? :waycool:

 I was watching one of the NYE battle royale matches, and it had Danshoku Dino raping a man in the corner for 20 minutes

puroresu

* # ¿ Jul 6, 2011 22:17
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Dancing Peasant
Jul 19, 2003

All this for stealing a piece of bread? :waycool:

The Shaman of Cum posted:



Looks like something Tozawa stole from Jhonen Vasquez's house

* # ¿ Mar 2, 2012 00:09
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Dancing Peasant
Jul 19, 2003

All this for stealing a piece of bread? :waycool:

 At this rate, just pray that NOSAWA doesn’t discover Jack Cartwheel

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Dancing Peasant
Jul 19, 2003

All this for stealing a piece of bread? :waycool:

 seeing that image makes me think Jumbo and Stan are part of the match too

* # ¿ May 28, 2022 17:30
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Dancing Peasant
Jul 19, 2003

All this for stealing a piece of bread? :waycool:

abraham linksys posted:

just realized that wrestle princess 3 starts at the same time as the suzuka f1 race :negative:

Here let me save you some time:

- Leclerc finds a way to gently caress up because Ferrari
- Yuki will find a way to DNF in his home race
- Max wins (the championship) again

Now you can enjoy Shoko/Yuka

* # ¿ Oct 7, 2022 08:09
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Dancing Peasant
Jul 19, 2003

All this for stealing a piece of bread? :waycool:

Lamuella posted:

Hayata has a fractured elbow. https://twitter.com/Hi5ame/status/1586720119417339905?t=_OeVQjBA9jwir1rnk44aGg&s=19

If you’re wondering how that happened, it most likely came from this spot:

https://twitter.com/PuroresuFlow/status/1586675719622606848?s=20&t=RkZJbqy-chFYn7Fpc_IoFg

* # ¿ Oct 30, 2022 18:57
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Dancing Peasant
Jul 19, 2003

All this for stealing a piece of bread? :waycool:

GEORGE W BUSHI posted:

https://twitter.com/gekiochikun_jp/status/1590229204540755969?t=UaYiS6DBggt6LN-bIKaagw&s=19

Zack Sabre Jr., Jake Lee and Masakatsu Funaki is quite the team

This looks loving awesome, where/how do I watch this?

* # ¿ Nov 9, 2022 18:39
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Dancing Peasant
Jul 19, 2003

All this for stealing a piece of bread? :waycool:

Pylons posted:

https://twitter.com/DramaticDDT/status/1629795884123709441?s=20

Phermones vs FTR

* # ¿ Feb 26, 2023 18:11
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Dancing Peasant
Jul 19, 2003

All this for stealing a piece of bread? :waycool:

 I just assume she’s into Cassowaries.

I’ve never heard of that bird until my kid was assigned a bird project and it just happened to be a Cassowary

* # ¿ Mar 24, 2023 00:17
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Dancing Peasant
Jul 19, 2003

All this for stealing a piece of bread? :waycool:

quote:

Alto Livello KABALIWAN (Giulia & Syuri)

Wait, they’re tagging together again?

* # ¿ Apr 6, 2023 19:13
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Dancing Peasant
Jul 19, 2003

All this for stealing a piece of bread? :waycool:

 It also mentioned someone who held a WWE Title so:

Tajiri?

* # ¿ May 3, 2023 22:25
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Dancing Peasant
Jul 19, 2003

All this for stealing a piece of bread? :waycool:

 If only Nakajima had a sentai stance like the rest of Kongoh instead of just sitting a corner

* # ¿ Jun 24, 2023 16:18
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Dancing Peasant
Jul 19, 2003

All this for stealing a piece of bread? :waycool:

Bonk posted:



This handsome fella announced (via Ultimo translating) that he's returning home to Mexico for a little bit to talk to his family about the loss of his mask and to refresh himself, but he'll be back soon because Japan is his second home. He's out of Z-Brats and had a physical confrontation with Shun, so that's going to be a cool feud when he's back.

gently caress, for a second i thought Akki joined DG

* # ¿ Jul 7, 2023 15:31
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Dancing Peasant
Jul 19, 2003

All this for stealing a piece of bread? :waycool:

 Because he would be jobbing to anyone over the age of 36 y/o in his block.

A-block is the kids table for a reason.

edit: I do agree that A-Block is a breath of fresh air though, it’s great

* # ¿ Jul 22, 2023 06:19
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Dancing Peasant
Jul 19, 2003

All this for stealing a piece of bread? :waycool:

 I think I saw MAO being announced on one of the AJPW cards, so that was neat.

Tonight’s AJPW card was pretty good.

* # ¿ Sep 23, 2023 06:47
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Dancing Peasant
Jul 19, 2003

All this for stealing a piece of bread? :waycool:

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Yuji Hino (Freelance)

I thought he retired to be a family man or something

* # ¿ Oct 27, 2023 18:08
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Dancing Peasant
Jul 19, 2003

All this for stealing a piece of bread? :waycool:

 I don't watch a lot of AJPW, but hearing "Fuel" by Metallica attached to Shotaro Ashino as his entrance theme is so cool

* # ¿ Dec 31, 2023 07:21
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Dancing Peasant
Jul 19, 2003

All this for stealing a piece of bread? :waycool:

 I haven’t checked :filez: yet but has that Unagi Sayaka produce show been available to watch anywhere?

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Dancing Peasant
Jul 19, 2003

All this for stealing a piece of bread? :waycool:

forkboy84 posted:

Some days there is more news than others.

https://x.com/abe_fuminori/status/1776361525495959967

Abe & Nomura celebrating Yoichi's Progress title win (aka NOAH's Yoshiki Inamura, & man, he must be the first guy to go on excursion & lose mass)

holy poo poo

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Dancing Peasant
Jul 19, 2003

All this for stealing a piece of bread? :waycool:

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There will be a disaster prevention event collaboration between Masahiro Chono and DDT called STF (Safety Task Force)
Amazing.

* # ¿ May 16, 2024 06:09
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