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goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.

Who What Now posted:

I hereby :toxx: that if it's Durkon's dad I'll eat a dozen raw eggs

Okay but you gotta eat the shells too

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goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.

Otherkinsey Scale posted:

But there's no eternal pain-slope resistance.

This is where the immovable rod comes in!

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.

Parahexavoctal posted:

the Baba is You thread is over that way.

Stone to Baba

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.

SlothfulCobra posted:

At some point material ingested becomes just part of the creature. Otherwise everything that teleports out would leave a little pile of unpooped poop out of its intestines.

[J.K. Rowling joke]

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.

Calaveron posted:

When was the last time we saw Xykon and the others
2016.

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.

Otherkinsey Scale posted:

(Also, like...why would becoming a god mean he couldn't have birthday cakes.)

I think that phrase might have been a "metaphor"!

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.

Darth TNT posted:

That's dr Banjo though, so I wonder if that means that god Banjo is dead.
He seems fine a bit later on!

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.

Gwyneth Palpate posted:

Song of Freedom is a 12th level ability. The two dwarf bards whose names I forgot are pretty darn powerful in their own right.

Yeah but there's two of them singing that so it's more likely they're level six

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.

AnoHito posted:

Have a thousand peasants stand in a line. Tell all of them except the one at the front to ready an action to pass an object to the one in front of them, and the one at the front to ready an action to throw it. then, you hand something to the one in the back, and it instantly goes to the one at the front who throws it.

Theoretically, since the object just moved a mile in one round, it gets thrown at some absurd speed. In actuality, it doesn't work since D&D has no concept of velocity, so it just does what would have happened if the front peasant just threw it normally.

It does make for a really good alternative to a telegraph!

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.

AnoHito posted:

...or they could just transmit data with the literal magic that exists. I feel like a 1 or 2 wizards is probably a bit more efficient than a largish army of peasants.

What if I have 26 words to say

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.
Durkon died for dad sins.

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.

ikanreed posted:

Because that sucks rear end and undercuts all the interesting themes of undead and I hate your opinions

So what is the interesting theme of being magically always evil?

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.
The desire to live forever is inherently human, whether it’s by building a legacy or, well, magicking yourself an immortality!

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.
I guess dwarves are catholic

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.
Redcloak is wearing vibrams now

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.

PMush Perfect posted:

There is a small but vocal portion of the player base that insist that being Control or Synthesis means you don't pay any attention to the plot whatsoever.

They are right

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.
My first comic was blue

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.
Mordenkainen’s Dysmorphia

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.

Eifert Posting posted:

"Strong sauropod role model" will never be topped as best one liner in the strip.

Aren't birds more related to theropods?

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.
D -Deflects incoming attacks with a swipe.
R - Read about him in a book.
I - Interesting/dapper fighting style.
Z - Zazzy pivots and dodges.
Z - Zero tolerance for bugbears.
T - Twin Scimitars cut swathes through the night.
D - Dangerous lava caves.
O - Ovations he receives for his heroic deeds.
U - Utilizes sommersaults to block attacks.
R - Ricochet with a bow or arrow.
D - Destruct all goblins but not for racism.
E - Enigma of few words.
N- Never stops helping friends and peasants.

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.
Peg is a he/him lesbian

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.

Xykon’s outer cells are also not living. Makes you think

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.
i hate you

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.
god drat it redcloak

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.

Taciturn Tactician posted:

He killed an envoy of the gods who wanted to negotiate, which is literally what The Dark One also did.

The Dark One died as an envoy who wanted to peacefully negotiate

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.
So what would be Xykon’s theme music?

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.
I don't remember at which strip I started following OotS, but it was very blue

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.
i do worse things to roaches by virtue of having two pet geckos but i don’t think it makes me an irredeemable person that’s about to install fascism in my single person household

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.

John Wick of Dogs posted:

I'm telling you dwarves fall faster because they weigh more

actually they don't, it's all the armor

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.

Vaarsuvius

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.

Maldraedior posted:

Soon didn't spend Miko and his final moments rubbing her face in what a colossal failure she was and even actively tried to ease her passage so if he's not O'chul cool he's at least a Durkon.

Being a force ghost changes a man

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.

ultrafilter posted:

Belkar clearly got hit.

yes

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.

Brainamp posted:

In my defense it's been 4-5 years since they were introduced so I forgot which goblinoid they were

Brainamp, he is only caring about skinny litle goblins and hobgoblins anyway. So lttle love for bugbears!

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.

ikanreed posted:

I can't come up with an in universe or d&dish meaning for yellow fog.

Piss mist

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.

Gynovore posted:

Old Blind Pete was able to afford it twice.

That’s because Eagle Eyed Pete was one of the Guild’s best snipers which is bound to bring in cash

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.

ikanreed posted:

You use a hollow needle and install the earrings through them

Question: how do you think non-troll piercings are installed?

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.

ikanreed posted:

With a regular needle and then you put something through the hole you make?

Regular needles have holes in them!

No, really, piercings are made with a needle that's 2 gauge sizes above the desired jewelry size and then you can slide the jewelry in and remove the needle. It's way easier to thread barbells through that than a freshly made hole in flesh, unguided

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.

Rogue AI Goddess posted:

Maybe I'm too Chaotic, but that kind of afterlife sounds like a fate worse than death to me.

It's just a reason to make sure you die as the best version of yourself!

goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.

Android Blues posted:

There are some things that don't quite fit - Adam demanding a wife probably would take a bit of rhetorical work to slot into that reading - but there are the bones, I could see it being convincing with a strong argument.

she's trans and gay

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goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.

Cup Runneth Over posted:

I'm pretty sure Russian uses some apostrophes in words too

Not really, the apostrophes you see are a romanization of the soft sign

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