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Who What Now posted:I hereby that if it's Durkon's dad I'll eat a dozen raw eggs Okay but you gotta eat the shells too
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# ¿ May 14, 2019 20:31 |
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# ¿ May 2, 2024 14:34 |
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Otherkinsey Scale posted:But there's no eternal pain-slope resistance. This is where the immovable rod comes in!
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# ¿ Jun 17, 2019 22:38 |
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Parahexavoctal posted:the Baba is You thread is over that way. Stone to Baba
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# ¿ Aug 7, 2019 23:50 |
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SlothfulCobra posted:At some point material ingested becomes just part of the creature. Otherwise everything that teleports out would leave a little pile of unpooped poop out of its intestines. [J.K. Rowling joke]
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# ¿ Aug 14, 2019 22:22 |
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Calaveron posted:When was the last time we saw Xykon and the others
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# ¿ Aug 22, 2019 18:37 |
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Otherkinsey Scale posted:(Also, like...why would becoming a god mean he couldn't have birthday cakes.) I think that phrase might have been a "metaphor"!
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# ¿ Aug 22, 2019 21:39 |
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Darth TNT posted:That's dr Banjo though, so I wonder if that means that god Banjo is dead.
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# ¿ Aug 28, 2019 13:25 |
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Gwyneth Palpate posted:Song of Freedom is a 12th level ability. The two dwarf bards whose names I forgot are pretty darn powerful in their own right. Yeah but there's two of them singing that so it's more likely they're level six
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# ¿ Sep 6, 2019 15:50 |
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AnoHito posted:Have a thousand peasants stand in a line. Tell all of them except the one at the front to ready an action to pass an object to the one in front of them, and the one at the front to ready an action to throw it. then, you hand something to the one in the back, and it instantly goes to the one at the front who throws it. It does make for a really good alternative to a telegraph!
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# ¿ Sep 6, 2019 18:27 |
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AnoHito posted:...or they could just transmit data with the literal magic that exists. I feel like a 1 or 2 wizards is probably a bit more efficient than a largish army of peasants. What if I have 26 words to say
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# ¿ Sep 6, 2019 21:10 |
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Durkon died for dad sins.
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# ¿ Sep 24, 2019 10:17 |
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ikanreed posted:Because that sucks rear end and undercuts all the interesting themes of undead and I hate your opinions So what is the interesting theme of being magically always evil?
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# ¿ Oct 16, 2019 20:11 |
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The desire to live forever is inherently human, whether it’s by building a legacy or, well, magicking yourself an immortality!
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# ¿ Oct 16, 2019 21:00 |
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I guess dwarves are catholic
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# ¿ Oct 30, 2019 14:59 |
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Redcloak is wearing vibrams now
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# ¿ Dec 2, 2019 17:42 |
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PMush Perfect posted:There is a small but vocal portion of the player base that insist that being Control or Synthesis means you don't pay any attention to the plot whatsoever. They are right
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# ¿ Jan 30, 2020 14:21 |
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My first comic was blue
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2020 09:50 |
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Mordenkainen’s Dysmorphia
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2020 20:10 |
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Eifert Posting posted:"Strong sauropod role model" will never be topped as best one liner in the strip. Aren't birds more related to theropods?
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# ¿ Apr 9, 2020 20:51 |
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D -Deflects incoming attacks with a swipe. R - Read about him in a book. I - Interesting/dapper fighting style. Z - Zazzy pivots and dodges. Z - Zero tolerance for bugbears. T - Twin Scimitars cut swathes through the night. D - Dangerous lava caves. O - Ovations he receives for his heroic deeds. U - Utilizes sommersaults to block attacks. R - Ricochet with a bow or arrow. D - Destruct all goblins but not for racism. E - Enigma of few words. N- Never stops helping friends and peasants.
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2020 06:09 |
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Peg is a he/him lesbian
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2020 12:05 |
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Xykon’s outer cells are also not living. Makes you think
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# ¿ May 22, 2020 10:16 |
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i hate you
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# ¿ Jul 8, 2020 10:31 |
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god drat it redcloak
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# ¿ Aug 3, 2020 14:14 |
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Taciturn Tactician posted:He killed an envoy of the gods who wanted to negotiate, which is literally what The Dark One also did. The Dark One died as an envoy who wanted to peacefully negotiate
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# ¿ Aug 3, 2020 18:44 |
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So what would be Xykon’s theme music?
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# ¿ Aug 16, 2020 11:26 |
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I don't remember at which strip I started following OotS, but it was very blue
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# ¿ Aug 16, 2020 19:43 |
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i do worse things to roaches by virtue of having two pet geckos but i don’t think it makes me an irredeemable person that’s about to install fascism in my single person household
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2020 19:12 |
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John Wick of Dogs posted:I'm telling you dwarves fall faster because they weigh more actually they don't, it's all the armor
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# ¿ Sep 21, 2020 20:12 |
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Vaarsuvius
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# ¿ Sep 27, 2020 19:36 |
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Maldraedior posted:Soon didn't spend Miko and his final moments rubbing her face in what a colossal failure she was and even actively tried to ease her passage so if he's not O'chul cool he's at least a Durkon. Being a force ghost changes a man
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# ¿ Nov 4, 2020 10:49 |
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ultrafilter posted:Belkar clearly got hit. yes
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# ¿ Nov 27, 2020 19:24 |
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Brainamp posted:In my defense it's been 4-5 years since they were introduced so I forgot which goblinoid they were Brainamp, he is only caring about skinny litle goblins and hobgoblins anyway. So lttle love for bugbears!
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# ¿ Jan 23, 2021 12:41 |
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ikanreed posted:I can't come up with an in universe or d&dish meaning for yellow fog. Piss mist
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# ¿ Jan 27, 2021 15:15 |
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Gynovore posted:Old Blind Pete was able to afford it twice. That’s because Eagle Eyed Pete was one of the Guild’s best snipers which is bound to bring in cash
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# ¿ Feb 20, 2021 10:45 |
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ikanreed posted:You use a hollow needle and install the earrings through them Question: how do you think non-troll piercings are installed?
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# ¿ Feb 25, 2021 17:20 |
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ikanreed posted:With a regular needle and then you put something through the hole you make? Regular needles have holes in them! No, really, piercings are made with a needle that's 2 gauge sizes above the desired jewelry size and then you can slide the jewelry in and remove the needle. It's way easier to thread barbells through that than a freshly made hole in flesh, unguided
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# ¿ Feb 25, 2021 19:29 |
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Rogue AI Goddess posted:Maybe I'm too Chaotic, but that kind of afterlife sounds like a fate worse than death to me. It's just a reason to make sure you die as the best version of yourself!
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# ¿ Feb 26, 2021 21:21 |
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Android Blues posted:There are some things that don't quite fit - Adam demanding a wife probably would take a bit of rhetorical work to slot into that reading - but there are the bones, I could see it being convincing with a strong argument. she's trans and gay
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# ¿ Mar 4, 2021 11:36 |
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# ¿ May 2, 2024 14:34 |
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Cup Runneth Over posted:I'm pretty sure Russian uses some apostrophes in words too Not really, the apostrophes you see are a romanization of the soft sign
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# ¿ Mar 15, 2021 14:28 |