deadwiggerstorage posted:

Location: Portland, Oregon
Industry: Computer Repair

Openings:
Onsite Computer Repair Technician



Growing goon owned onsite computer repair company is seeking qualified technicians who are excellent at hardware upgrades, diagnostics, virus removal, windows repair and general cleanup. More than 5 years experience required. Must be motivated, ontime and very professional. Must own a vehicle. Rate of pay is higher than $20/hour. We are a very hands on group and expanding. Send resumes to iloveyou@kittenpile.com (A business email exists but I don't want it linked to this user name.)

Duties include driving to a customers location both at home and business, fixing their poo poo with a smile on your face and making money doing it. Must be ethical, responsible and make us comfortable enough to have you fix our moms computers. Anti socials are not wanted.

You will be asked some detailed computer repair type questions if we like your resume. We are a very fair, responsible and ethical company and want this reflected by our workforce. Let me repeat: You must be excellent at fixing general computer problems, on time, clean and likable by the general public. Hopefully that doesn't exclude 90% of goons.