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Ka0
Sep 16, 2002

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AS A PROUD GAMERGATER THE ONLY THING I HATE MORE THAN WOMEN ARE GAYS AND TRANS PEOPLE
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Ill tell you something, women dont hold back on challenges. My shinpads still bear a few marks on the front.

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Ka0
Sep 16, 2002

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AS A PROUD GAMERGATER THE ONLY THING I HATE MORE THAN WOMEN ARE GAYS AND TRANS PEOPLE
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Out for a full month because of tendonitis on my left knee. This rocks.

Ka0
Sep 16, 2002

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Scikar posted:

Owen is that you!?!

I have a Tissot watch and met my gf in middle school

macaque posted:

welp. scored a goal by weirdly contorting my legs because the ball was completely out of position and in the process ripped by ACL and LCL. Oh, there's also a suspected fracture on the same knee. Waiting for Xray/Ultrasound result to see if I need a reconstruction.

How's that for Owenesque.

prepare to grind your meniscus off. I wonder if modern treatment includes replacing your knee padding with rubber or poly substitute just to avoid late onset arthrosis.

Ka0 fucked around with this message at 16:01 on May 12, 2009

Ka0
Sep 16, 2002

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AS A PROUD GAMERGATER THE ONLY THING I HATE MORE THAN WOMEN ARE GAYS AND TRANS PEOPLE
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I play defensive midfield or left wing. Right-footed, can deflect, head, guard and shoot from middle/long distance. Cannot accelerate for crap (which is how I got injured, I was trying to improve my sprint with plyometric charges) Also I only wear short sleeves and the number 15.

Ka0
Sep 16, 2002

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AS A PROUD GAMERGATER THE ONLY THING I HATE MORE THAN WOMEN ARE GAYS AND TRANS PEOPLE
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Practice every day dead-ball situation. Practice every day run and shoot from the side.

Ka0
Sep 16, 2002

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AS A PROUD GAMERGATER THE ONLY THING I HATE MORE THAN WOMEN ARE GAYS AND TRANS PEOPLE
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Left forward with an injured left knee

Ka0
Sep 16, 2002

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AS A PROUD GAMERGATER THE ONLY THING I HATE MORE THAN WOMEN ARE GAYS AND TRANS PEOPLE
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The thought of pissflaps yelling at the border throwing a fit is surprisingly funny

Ka0
Sep 16, 2002

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AS A PROUD GAMERGATER THE ONLY THING I HATE MORE THAN WOMEN ARE GAYS AND TRANS PEOPLE
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Im the perfect athletestriker I don't smoke and hardly drink beer. I'm just unfortunately prone to injuries.

Ka0
Sep 16, 2002

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euroboy posted:

I'm 2 meters tall and kinda strong (picture Peter Crouch without anorexia), and I'm a pretty decent finisher with both legs so I wanna be in on this. Preferably as striker, though I use to end up as a CB towards the end of games. I'm a terrible header though, but I've got okay pace despite being huge so I like to go out on the right wing also so I can do the one dribble I can actually pull of while running.

I also play dirty as gently caress, use arms a lot and people hate playing against me because I'm a terrible tacker and I just prefer running into them.

Carsten Jancker found.

Ka0
Sep 16, 2002

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AS A PROUD GAMERGATER THE ONLY THING I HATE MORE THAN WOMEN ARE GAYS AND TRANS PEOPLE
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I still wear a pair of 2001 pumas and dont feel like a dork, gently caress those 300 quid or something adidas tunits. Even if I were a pro Id feel pretty ridiculous.

Ka0
Sep 16, 2002

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AS A PROUD GAMERGATER THE ONLY THING I HATE MORE THAN WOMEN ARE GAYS AND TRANS PEOPLE
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Is it called Newcastle.

Ka0
Sep 16, 2002

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AS A PROUD GAMERGATER THE ONLY THING I HATE MORE THAN WOMEN ARE GAYS AND TRANS PEOPLE
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RedPaddy posted:

I couldn't bring myself to buy a pair of mercurials et al partly because of the expense and partly because unless you are very good you will look a complete wanker

Each time I look at mercurials I remind myself "this is what CRonaldo wears" and then look away, laughing.

Ka0
Sep 16, 2002

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AS A PROUD GAMERGATER THE ONLY THING I HATE MORE THAN WOMEN ARE GAYS AND TRANS PEOPLE
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My shoes, well close because I couldn't find a better picture

Ka0
Sep 16, 2002

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AS A PROUD GAMERGATER THE ONLY THING I HATE MORE THAN WOMEN ARE GAYS AND TRANS PEOPLE
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Craiglen posted:

Here, anyone got any solid advice for playing full back and/or wing back?

Are you fast? Do you tire easily?

If your answers are yes and no respectively, go for it.

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Ka0
Sep 16, 2002

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AS A PROUD GAMERGATER THE ONLY THING I HATE MORE THAN WOMEN ARE GAYS AND TRANS PEOPLE
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Turf sucks so much if you're a defender.

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