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Worryingly lazy, clumsy and aggressive centre-half here. Went in for the stupidest tackle of my life at the weekend and managed to crack my shin on the goalpost. Am now source of team ridicule.
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Can anyone claim to have accidentally kicked a better player than Ashley Young? Because I was once subbed on against his team at school, and the only thing I managed was to twat him right on the ankle as he did a step-over. (I only know it's him because he scored a hat-trick while I was supposed to be marking him)
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Apr 17, 2009 11:30
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identikit posted:Did you manage to kick Lewis Hamilton while you were at it too? I wish. Genuinely.
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Apr 28, 2009 14:40
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Where your foot ends up is where the ball ends up. Quoting PE teachers who were probably paedos is so lame.
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May 24, 2009 21:14
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