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Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

The SARS Volta posted:

Yarrrrr



Shouldn't the stripes be blue in keeping with the "gently caress yo flags colours bitch" style?

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Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos
:siren: This is only a rumor :siren:


:shepicide:

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos
Reminder that GM went bankrupt a few years ago.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos
I'm kind of hoping they put the "Bowtie" right underneath their chin so it's like they're a dapper gentleman's team.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos
If Oregon is Nike Country how come the Timbers wear Adidas? :smugbird:

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos
I don't want to associate the Caribous of Colorado's awesome jersey with your dumb posts.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

plainswalker75 posted:

Spain's new home kit for the Confederations Cup:



Are they expecting medals or something?

More teams should have their coat of arms on their shirt.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos
Oh hey an american jersey with the actual colors of our actual flag and not bizarro america. I wonder how long it's been since we've had that.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

Party in the UAE posted:

Just like Man City's stars are for the 3 nations that make up Great Britain, the greatest island in the West.

I really hope that's true.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

Lamont Cranston posted:

What's it say on the shoulder?

FOREVER ORANGE

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos
It should be their state flag. Almost all of them would be blue with random bullshit everywhere.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos
Can't wait until Arsenal rips that off.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos
A microbrew is better than an american goverment owned corporation like AIG or Chevrolet, imo.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos
The United States Soccer Federation should sue, imo.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

Popehoist posted:

You realise that most teams in League 1 and 2 of the English Football League have a custom kit, right? Notts have a new unique kit every year and we are lucky to pack 5k into Meadow Lane.

You realize the Cosmos is an American team right? NASL is like Level 9 on y'all's system.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos
Dang they let a team from Malaysia play in the Premier League?

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

franks posted:

The gently caress is that Swansea sponsor?

GWFX, a chinese market exchange thing.

quote:

We are committed to providing the highest quality 24 hours margined foreign exchange, precious metals online trading services. UK FSA, New Zealand FSP top certification
Can hand down 0.01, leveraged up to 500 times
Commission free, discount spreads as low as 0.03
Would you like to know more?

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

Woof! Woof! posted:

New home kit for Minnesota United FC.



So they have three colors in their crest but only 1 on their shirt?

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

Gigi Galli posted:

Napoli's third, yesss



Are they NASL or USL-Pro?

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

Lamont Cranston posted:

Love me some Bimbo



Why would you spend so much time "designing" a jersey based on something worn 100 years ago and then have a big sponsor and maker's mark??

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos
It's just something that irks me. They wouldn't have worn sponsors back in 1915 so can't they just for one match drop it?

edit: I know it's all a business and poo poo but jesus it's kind of ridiculous.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

Real Name Grover posted:



If legit, pretty loving boring IMO

Fitting that america would dress like the KKK.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

ZeeBoi posted:

Chevrolet in Europe is just rebranded Daewoo shite. :haw:

Actually that's Chevrolet everywhere.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos
They look nice until they get some big ugly sponsor on the front. What happened to them being sponsored by well known pyramid scheme Amway?

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

oliwan posted:

Americans.txt

Only americans care where other people are from, american.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos
Is it weird that red field and blue stripes drives me loving crazy?

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

Ka0 posted:

Dear americans, just make a kit out of this design



And hear people bitch incessantly that we've never won the world cup yet we have stars on our jersey? No thanks.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

Ho Chi Meeeeee posted:

Who cares? Being an American you literally can just plug your ears and go "lalalala 2 world wars and one revolutionary war" forever?

Hey I've got an idea, put a star over our crest for every war we've won.

edit: 73 stars :getin:

Peanut President fucked around with this message at 05:36 on Feb 25, 2014

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos


He could be referring to the home since it has B/R/Y horizontal stripes

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

Real Name Grover posted:

Nike's unveiling it tomorrow, but this leaked. Yep, collar, boring, etc.




?

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

mynameisjohn posted:

glad they stopped mangling the checks

Dude that's croatia the checks are up the road.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

Fooly Cooly 25 posted:

Footy Headlines leaked the USA away kit..


Holy gently caress, that's hideous.

Wow the new netherlands kit is--


wait a minute!

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

harperdc posted:

Shame there's no men's team,

I seriously thought this was a joke but they don't. What the hell? There's schools with enrollments of a couple thousand that have teams!

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

trem_two posted:

It's loud, garish, patriotic...perfect for the US really.

I look forward to owning one.

It's not garish enough. This is some half-assed bullshit. Now a kit that was just grave digger's paintjob but red/white/blue, that's american.

edit: or just make it bigfoot's paintjob

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

Ho Chi Meeeeee posted:

lol if you weren't a gravedigger supporter in the huge gravedigger/bigfoot monster truck debate.

Any American kit that isn't basically just the American flag is a massive failure imo, it kind of is America's thing to be inappropriately patriotic so I'd like that to be represented in the kit.

My mom was a Grave Digger-ite, but me? I will be a Bigfootist until I die.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

oliwan posted:

Some of the kit related things Americans do and why they will never be taken seriously as football fans:

- wear 'official' patches on their kits
- put a player's name on the back of their jersey
- wear full kits

- be americans

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

So is the top row America's Third/Home/Away?

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos
What is with that huge logo on the red?

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos
I was talking about the bank, honestly. It was more of "what is the reason for it" than "what is it". :shobon:

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Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

Ewar Woowar posted:

Wait...this guy isn't an actual real footballer right? He looks like a loving extra from Roadhouse.

You mean he looks like an American?

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