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Upsidads: Jan 11, 2007; Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates

Dead: Risen
Hell: Full

# ¿ Jun 25, 2021 17:13

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# ¿ May 21, 2024 06:53

Upsidads: Jan 11, 2007; Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates

Heavy people are hat thieves

# ¿ Jun 26, 2021 12:27

Upsidads: Jan 11, 2007; Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates

Ladybird just had a litter of cops!

# ¿ Jun 26, 2021 15:57

Upsidads: Jan 11, 2007; Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates

Did he ever stop shaking his head?

# ¿ Jul 4, 2021 15:51

Upsidads: Jan 11, 2007; Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates

Idiots too kind

# ¿ Aug 6, 2021 19:16

Upsidads: Jan 11, 2007; Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates

Taerkar posted:

In this case he's an "idiot" because he put the state into lockdown last year (and we ended up being better off than all of our neighboring states).

Wait we not talking FL?

# ¿ Aug 6, 2021 22:09

Upsidads: Jan 11, 2007; Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates

Don't even have to click to know it's my ol ringtone

# ¿ Aug 8, 2021 16:56

Upsidads: Jan 11, 2007; Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates

Just reminds me of the Spanish inquisition where the rulers said the antichrist is in Spain, he lives amongst you, also Jews have a cool ritual that takes like five people and one catholic child to wipe all Catholics from earth.
Sit still while we hunt these made up problems, arrest and murder our own citizens, steal their land and wealth. They are the source of all problems, not us!

Also Isabel II thought she was the virgin Mary reincarnated and her husband Ferdinand was some figure "the bat" who will find and slay the antichrist.

Oh and there was few Jews in Spain at the time due to a recent convert/or leave sans all worldly possessions/or die ultimatum.

# ¿ Aug 17, 2021 18:45

Upsidads: Jan 11, 2007; Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates

Where is prayer in my treatment?!??

# ¿ Sep 6, 2021 02:18

Upsidads: Jan 11, 2007; Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates

Should have never fixed the rails Sherman wrecked!

# ¿ Sep 22, 2021 03:52

Upsidads: Jan 11, 2007; Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates

Why is god raining syringes?
High heresy!

# ¿ Oct 5, 2021 06:58

Upsidads: Jan 11, 2007; Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates

Omg just stop crying and kiss earth already!

# ¿ Oct 15, 2021 11:39

Upsidads: Jan 11, 2007; Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates

Chris also became Electro

# ¿ Oct 20, 2021 15:18

Upsidads: Jan 11, 2007; Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates

Unamericans are invisible and feed on shadows

# ¿ Oct 22, 2021 01:37

Upsidads: Jan 11, 2007; Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates

She had all the chaos emeralds as an attachment in a drafted letter to jeff bezos

# ¿ Oct 22, 2021 07:10

Upsidads: Jan 11, 2007; Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates

Mee too, there is no way people are gonna eat all those lobsters

# ¿ Oct 22, 2021 21:59

Upsidads: Jan 11, 2007; Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates

WOMEN VOTERS AHHHHGH

# ¿ Oct 23, 2021 00:50

Upsidads: Jan 11, 2007; Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates

Poor people are poor due to being bad and shall only eat gruel while frowning

# ¿ Oct 23, 2021 01:28

Upsidads: Jan 11, 2007; Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

I forgot to say I don't even play golf but I sincerely believe that the only ethical consumption of golf is in a municipal course and I honestly think that they're okay. When you get rid of grody rundown municipal courses then you make golf a sport entirely available only to the monied classes. That's bullshit. People of modest means should be able to play golf, just like their wealthier counterparts. It shouldn't be a luxury.

I'm with you on the gently caress the wealthy part but I also think any preserve beats a golf course

# ¿ Nov 25, 2021 03:37

Upsidads: Jan 11, 2007; Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates

We get hosed up and take pride in our survivors, but like don't like talk to them or ask them what they think should happen

# ¿ Dec 22, 2021 08:24

Upsidads: Jan 11, 2007; Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates

I hate when big tough years beat up small coward years

# ¿ Jan 14, 2022 23:36

Upsidads: Jan 11, 2007; Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates

My racist grandpa had a fake Peanuts cartoon panel in his garage where it gave Linus a boner talking to a girl. It was there since the 80s and I hate him and it

# ¿ Jan 24, 2022 15:14

Upsidads: Jan 11, 2007; Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates

Handhelds used to run on double trouble AA

# ¿ Mar 12, 2022 17:57

Upsidads: Jan 11, 2007; Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates

Just a hive o bees please

# ¿ May 24, 2022 02:01

Upsidads: Jan 11, 2007; Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates

Yards in Arizona are just scorpion rock gardens

# ¿ May 24, 2022 07:09

Upsidads: Jan 11, 2007; Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates

Mystic Mongol posted:

Why did someone transphobic choose a username based on Bon Clay? People are weird.

Literally best role Jim Carrey never played.

# ¿ May 29, 2022 10:40

Upsidads: Jan 11, 2007; Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates

who wants to be homer in this ?

# ¿ Jun 13, 2022 02:35

Upsidads: Jan 11, 2007; Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates

We talking bout facists?

# ¿ Jul 7, 2022 21:05

Upsidads: Jan 11, 2007; Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates

All right gas prices are down where's all the Joe Biden stickers?

# ¿ Aug 20, 2022 16:22

Upsidads: Jan 11, 2007; Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates

I grew up in the 80s and we had better cameras than this

# ¿ Sep 22, 2022 06:08

Upsidads: Jan 11, 2007; Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates

I wish comics would hurry up and ruin kids before tiktok , dungeons and dragons, rock, and rap do

# ¿ Sep 26, 2022 05:57

Upsidads: Jan 11, 2007; Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates

Pretty sure my turd won't fit in a litter box, checkmate terfs, wasps, and trumpers

# ¿ Oct 20, 2022 05:48

Upsidads: Jan 11, 2007; Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates

https://www.npr.org/2022/10/31/1131422576/republican-conservative-democrat-media-news-newspapers-illinois-proft-timpone
My friend got one of these and was not a fan

# ¿ Oct 31, 2022 16:14

Upsidads: Jan 11, 2007; Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates

They are not made to fool experts it's like computer pop up ads

# ¿ Oct 31, 2022 16:29

Upsidads: Jan 11, 2007; Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates

I wonder if I have the 9/11 is an inside job fake dollars my boss gave me one day

# ¿ Oct 31, 2022 18:13

Upsidads: Jan 11, 2007; Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates

Needs a shop where it's Yuji Naka

# ¿ Jan 6, 2023 16:23

Upsidads: Jan 11, 2007; Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates

Please take bill m's eye and leg

# ¿ Apr 8, 2023 20:53

Upsidads: Jan 11, 2007; Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates

Literally impossible for McDonald's to be anything close to ethical

# ¿ Apr 19, 2023 07:45

Upsidads: Jan 11, 2007; Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates

Lemniscate Blue posted:

The only thing some people retain from middle school science is XX=female, XY=male. And they'll hold on to that until their last breath even though it's an extremely oversimplified model to teach to children.

Ehhh how can they be like little x and lil y shapes id I can't see them with my naked eyes
It's gotta be man particles and not man particles for the whole of existence

# ¿ May 15, 2023 00:02

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# ¿ May 21, 2024 06:53

Upsidads: Jan 11, 2007; Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates

Paw-patrol

# ¿ Jul 10, 2023 15:55

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