Banana Factory posted:

if there were any spelling or grammar errors.... just imagine it was meant to make the FWD mail more convincing.

fishmech posted:

Er, not true. States have the right to secede, but a majority of the other states have to agree to the secession.

Of course that's never going to happen, but still.

quote:

They need to go.....straight to prison.

unnoticed posted:

Hope this hasn't already been posted. A Juggernaut of craziness. Has pretty much everything. I even took the time to upload the images for the full experience. Enjoy:

Gunuin posted:

It's late, I just posted a new thread and hosed up the title...it is missing a "thing" in the middle of the title...is there a mod that can help? I went back to edit after posting, and well I can't edit the title...

Title should read, "There is no such thing as nothing"....thanks!

Toad on a Hat posted:

FYI The Bible doesn't mention Muslims even once... probably because it was written 600 years before Islam even came around.

chesh posted:

AND THAT'S HOW OBAMA DESTROYED AMERICA!

EggsofSteel posted:

I then included that video of Baby Sinclair saying "I'm the baby, gotta love me!"

Moinkmaster posted:

Has anyone ever gotten a mail like this, but from a left-leaning veteran?

crime fighting hog posted:

Who is this supposed to be? I'm drawing a blank. Did this happen 30 years ago or something?

Econosaurus posted:

I dont even know where to start, any comments?

Logan-5 posted:

These are brilliant. And in my view absolutely perfect for creating some fake conservative emails. All that's required is a fake back story to introduce the quotes probably, which should be easy enough considering all the templates provided by this thread. And there isn't a shortage of quotes in which Hitler actually sounds like a modern day tea partier, evoking God constantly and being nationalistic. All that really needs to change is "jews" to "illegal aliens", "germany/reich" to "America", "national socialists" to "tea party, etc., as your examples demonstrate. So goons, what say you to this idea?

Pfirti86 posted:

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(2). We will immediately go into a two year isolationist attitude in order to straighten out the greedy big business posture in this country.. America will allow NO imports, and we'll do no exports. We will use the 'Wal-Mart 's policy, 'If we ain't got it, you don't need it.' We'll make it here and sell it here!

I love how this is viewed as a good idea, "yes, let's literally destroy our economy!"

naptalan posted:

8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not 'interfere.' They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.

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• Equally enforce all laws of the United States, without regard to race, creed or color.

Pfirti86 posted:

Seriously though, Forex scams are so common it's almost laughable that they still exist. Unless you're a professional trader with a lot of experience and knowledge of the market (along with a ton of capital), you should have no business with Forex.

MariusLecter posted:

Thanks, it's nice to have empirical proof that Joe Scarborough is a moron, instead of just being really sure of it on my own.

Defenestration posted:

An oldie but the photo really makes it

LeJackal posted:

Yeah, that is hosed up. Why didn't that senior citizen use his psychic powers to divine the true intent of the criminals brandishing weapons and threatening to use deadly force in the commission of their crime? That's just irresponsible, taking action without a complete and total knowledge of a situation! He should be heavily penalized in consideration of this information that came to light after the fact.

Zeitgueist posted:

Not to pile on, but I am having trouble thinking of a time where the military did side with the people when asked to attack citizens.

Soonmot posted:

it was a different time.

Troy Queef posted:

Until today, when he posted this whopper of a chain letter:

quote:

What about the U.S. House members passing out $9.1 million in bonuses to their staff members on top of the $2.5 million in automatic pay raises that lawmakers gave themselves? I understand the average House aide got a 17% bonus. I took a 5% cut in my pay to save jobs with my employer. You haven't said anything about that. Who authorized that? I surely didn't!

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I just came across this old assignment from when I was 9 years old. I was assigned to answer 'What the Constitution Means to Me'. Here is what I wrote:

"What the Constitution means to me": by Gabe (in my own 4th grade spelling, I've improved)

It means my life, country and my happiness. If we didn't have the constitution we would be like Cuba. and if you don't know about Cuba at let me tell you a little about it. Once Cuba was butiful just like the U.S.A. then some bad people took over, Just like my moms friend Nina Pellegrini said: (she lived in Cuba)"Every little... thing was a pebble, the people ignored those little pebbles and those little pebbles became stones and those stones became boulders And soon the people couldn't move at all, they are so controlled!" And I don't want that to happen to are country! Even our constitution is being chiped away by the government! We must stand gaurd!

Spangly A posted:

benefits are sliding scale too, no?

Slimchandi posted:

I love the FB anonymizer, but I just don't get this one.

Who What Now posted:

So is the second or third time someone has shot unarmed teens execution style in the last few months?

Jurgan posted:

Okay, so a family member of mine (who is Republican but not freep-level rightwing) has ended up on a number of mailing lists. Thought I'd share. Here's some pretty unhinged stuff about abolishing the IRS that never forgets to use Obama's full name:

Sir Rolo posted:

Words.

Mellow Seas posted:

Don't a lot of devout Muslims invoke God in a shitton of sentences that a westerner never would? So a sentence like that could sound absurd translated, but if you appreciate the more idiomatic meaning, which is just kind of a general regular affirmation of God's existence and power, it could be pretty normal battlefield chatter.

RagnarokAngel posted:

I think you want to take more attention to Their God. It's trying to put up this whole thing about the Muslim God and Judaic (And Christian of course!) God as two separate entities.


Do you have a source on this?

Mo_Steel posted:

Whose guns have been taken away? Where?? Where in the United loving States of America in the year of our lord 2014 has anyones guns been taken by the President?

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SedanChair posted:

My god the truth of that message would have been striking as plaintext, but as a jpg of a photo of a sign in comic sans put in a blck border, watermarked and with "like and share" written on it, my god it's as if I've breathed pure oxygen for the first time, my god

seiferguy posted:

In my senior year of high school I had a Kerry / Edwards bumper sticker on my car. My mom ordered a bunch and gave one to me. It got torn off and I replaced it four times. Who's the one stifling free speech now, huh

(It was probably just other high school kids being kids)