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Reading a news piece on NAFTA today, and it had this line:quote:In his news conference, Peña Nieto advocated for Mexicans to buy products "Hecho en Mexico" or "Made in Mexico" -- a clear response to Trump's "America First" slogan. God drat it, Achewood.
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It could be worse. He could be aspire to being Todd in his 20s. (The way my 30s have been going, I think I'm going to be Phillipe at 40.)
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Aug 13, 2017 18:24
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"Some men such as Joe Pesci and Bill Gates have created good lives for themselves. I am about to suggest that my friend tuck his genitals into a toilet paper tube. Keep on rockin, Roast Beef."
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Aug 14, 2017 06:46
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Thou Shalt Not Two-Time Ladies (that is terrible)
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Aug 26, 2017 18:37
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JethroMcB posted:what would YOU scream to kill a chicken It hurts me that you did not like my joke. It... I don't know... it makes me extremely angry. Like you think I have a low mind. I can't have you out there telling people about this now, can I? I wish more than anything I didn't have to do this. You are so pretty. <fridayfacts> You know who never gets to give a high five after a job well done? A mortician. </fridayfacts>
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Aug 26, 2017 21:03
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Superman wouldn't wear a police hat in the shower! Applesauce! http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03262007
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Aug 29, 2017 18:38
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Today's random needs no link: So uh Todd what is your position on reproductive rights for women
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Aug 31, 2017 06:16
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Fingers McLongDong posted:That, and "we are all guaranteed at least a little tremendous physical pain" are the two things that have stuck with me forever. "I believe the individual is unfairly corralled into segmented maturity. At twenty, one's head might be fleet with sums, while one's heart might be dishonest in its appetite. At forty, one might finally understand the methods of children, yet find one's ethics crumbling. In practical application, a man is many of his ages at each moment, each old playmate hoping to be heard one last time before the black wave calls him by the cuffs."
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Aug 31, 2017 18:09
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Todd's Fiesta Name is that he's completely loving tweaking. To this day I am perpetually disappointed that there is not actually a Fiesta Max in Las Vegas. Does anyone know what Onstad actually based that on?
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Sep 2, 2017 08:10
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Why you think record players used to be so huge and loud, and grownups so drunk? We had it figured out, man. But then the magazines came and took it all away.
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Sep 8, 2017 00:44
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At some point, Ray's boning dance might become my phone's unlock screen.
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Oct 17, 2017 21:53
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I got treated to Olive Garden for this one, but she wouldn't admit why.
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Nov 24, 2017 05:20
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In which Ray spends three panels biting "Roas'beef," and we wonder if Señor Cash did his pee-pee.
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Nov 25, 2017 08:04
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"long one short I got another porn crew comin over tomorrow to film "SaniSluts 2: Enter The Taco.""
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Dec 1, 2017 01:58
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Pastry of the Year posted:to say nothing of this webcomic about cats trying to stab other cats, using technology Southern ways, could never Take you, etc I always love the capitalized T in take, it puts such refinement on being stabbed to death
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Dec 3, 2017 23:59
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At least Spanish will serve me for the rest of my life. All you got from having sex in high school was dunk oil on your backseat and a bunch of mix tapes with Alanis Morissette as the first song.
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Dec 4, 2017 19:24
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Shibawanko posted:I love when Teodor disappoints Phillippe Name a single character in this comic that isn't frequently disappointed by Teodor
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Dec 7, 2017 19:58
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Pakled posted:Todd, probably. You’ve got me there. Balls.
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Dec 8, 2017 03:03
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The FCC finally deregulated telegram services today, 10+ years after the last telegram was sent in the US. Somewhere, Ajit Pai is pissing into an empty and wondering if the moss growing on his scalp counts as "having a haircut."
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Dec 8, 2017 22:09
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I will be visiting family in PDX for Christmas (assuming that they’ve removed all of the Amtrak cars from I-5), so if you can find a place that carries Has Lid, please say so.
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Dec 20, 2017 02:14
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:it's a shame about the, uh, other 2016 strips This is what it’s like to mess up a kid forever. I have now had that experience.
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Dec 21, 2017 02:21
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"I am returning this item because I feel that your catalog uses deceptive language in describing its contemporary appeal. As it turns out, NO-ONE likes to see a man in a 'Handsome Pork Pie Hat.'"
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Dec 22, 2017 07:33
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Simian_Prime posted:We know that Breast Men get a secret menu at Taco Bell but what bennies does a HOLE MAN get I ask you AL-QAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDA *krrunch* Every time Ray burps, "an angel gets a plantar wart," or so he says. He has had some wine. ullerrm fucked around with this message at 10:09 on Dec 22, 2017 |
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Dec 22, 2017 09:54
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"Jesus Christ, Lyle! Does our front window always have to be a glimpse into the think tank for deadly sins 8 through 14?" "I'm havin' Todd over for spaghetti dinner and Ipecac pilates at seven. Science don't get paid to rest, son."
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Dec 23, 2017 22:19
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I seem to be some sort of chemistry lab framework of glass tubes and beakers, except one of the beakers is a fifth of Glenfiddich. Can you imagine such a thing? I can. I may make a drawing of this idea later, using a Program.
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Dec 26, 2017 20:51
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MikeCrotch posted:Who wrote this post, a nerdy bitch on speed? Like I give a poo poo, snot-cock! Put a sock in it and pass me another eight hundo! Todd became fat in prison.
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Dec 28, 2017 11:44
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Saw an article about Guy Fieri's zero-star restaurant in Times Square closing, and immediately thought of Achewood
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Jan 6, 2018 19:43
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prefect posted:Apparently the restaurant was making sixteen million dollars a year. I don't know what's more surprising to me: the amount of money it made or that they would close it. That's revenue, not profit. http://www.restaurantbusinessonline.com/top-100-independents-2017/guys-american-kitchen-bar His space had 6,000 sq ft at street level ($$$) and 10,000 sq ft below ground (much cheaper). Let's be super generous for the neighborhood and assume he was getting a massive sweetheart deal of $150/sqft/yr for the street level, half that for the below-grade. That means he's paying at least $1.7M/yr for rent on the space -- probably more than that. If he's generating $17M in sales per year, that implies he's spending 10% (or more) of his revenue on rent. That's astronomically high by restaurant standards, where you're already spending up to 65% of your revenue on prime cost (labor/food). Chances are good that he was breaking even, or doing a very modest profit. Most restaurateurs would be happy with modest profit, tbh; but, when you're a celebrity chef, a modest profit is probably in "cut ties and start looking for something more profitable to slap my brand on" territory.
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Jan 8, 2018 05:35
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Seriously when men see your car-parking technique they go "I bet I have no chance with a bitch as nasty as that," but when you get out of the car the men go "huh I guess it was no bitch at all just a bitchy-bitch bitch man"
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Jan 12, 2018 22:11
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“Same thing happened to me last year, when I bought that RV where it was always rainin’ inside.” Achewood: Rock Hard Cat Cock
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Feb 16, 2018 07:49
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MMAgCh posted:How come you kids are so GOD DAMNED stupid and just do the stupidest ting possible every SINGLE SECOND OF THE GOD DAMNED DAY! Mad rutty.
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Apr 4, 2018 01:36
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Apr 5, 2018 18:10
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Did Onstad ever post a garlic rosemary shrimp skewer recipe?
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Apr 11, 2018 06:50
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ryonguy posted:Onstad, why I gotta feel like reading you sometimes is like sitting on the nozzle of a big metal tank that says Yale? Teodor would want it this way
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Apr 12, 2018 18:29
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So here we are, Philippe. The Super-Secret Ice Cream Shop.
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Apr 30, 2018 06:18
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:no, god, please no BUT WHAT IS HEARD: "not a recipe"
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May 11, 2018 22:55
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A SMILE FOR ROBERT! (STRONGLY CONSIDER: 👮♂️)
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Jul 25, 2018 17:51
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Phy posted:Dang if Onstad didn't produce a tone-perfect issue of Reminisce that one time. I literally thought that was some silly thing that Onstad made up for the strip. After your post and a Google or two I now realize that this is a real thing that old people buy. I am equal parts intrigued and horrified.
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Pastry of the Year posted:Remember when Russian teenagers were a dollar? You now have to trade diamonds to the guy from Steely Dan for them. Alt text: “I grew up not knowing the difference between Steve Miller and Steely Dan, both of whom I assumed were solo artists.”
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