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LOLLERZ
Dec 9, 2003
ASK ME ABOUT SPAMMING THE REPORT FORUM TO PROTECT ~MY WIFE'S~ OKCUPID PERSONALS ANALYSIS SA-MART THREAD. DO IT. ALL THE TIME. CONSTANTLY. IF SHE DOESN'T HAVE THE THREAD, SHE'LL WANT TO TALK TO ME!
I'm unemployed, but currently working for myself.

Location: Austin
Languages: 4D, A+, A++, A# .NET, A# (Axiom), A-0 System, ABAP, ABC, ABC ALGOL, Abel, ABLE, ABSET, ABSYS, Abundance, ACC, Accent, ActForex, Action!, ActionScript, Ace DASL, ACT-III, Ada, Adenine, Afnix, Agora, AIS Balise, Aikido, Alef, ALF, ALGOL 58, ALGOL 60, ALGOL 68, Alice, Ambi, Amiga E, AMOS, AMPLE, AngelScript, APL, AppleScript, Arc, Arduino, Argus, ARLA, Asp, Assembly (65x02), Assembly (65816), Assembly (68000), Assembly (ARM), Assembly (PowerPC), Assembly (SPARC), Assembly (System 360), Assembly (Vax 11/785), Assembly (x86/x64), ATS, AutoHotkey, AutoIt, Averest, AWK, Axum, B, Bash, BASIC, bc, BCPL, BeanShell, Batch (Windows/Dos), Bertrand, BETA, Bigwig, Bistro, BitC, BLISS, Blue, Bon, Boo, Boomerang, BPEL, BUGSYS, BuildProfessional, C, C--, C++ - ISO/IEC 14882, C# - ISO/IEC 23270, C/AL, Caché ObjectScript, Caml, Cat, Cayenne, Cecil, Cel, Cesil, CFML, Cg, Ch interpreter (C/C++ interpreter), Chapel, CHAIN, Charity, Chef, CHILL, CHIP-8, chomski, CHR, Chrome, ChucK, CICS, CIL, Cilk, CL (Honeywell), CL (IBM), Claire, Clarion, Clean, Clipper, CLIST, Clojure, CLU, CMS-2, COBOL - ISO/IEC 1989, CobolScript, Cobra, CODE, Cola, ColdC, ColdFusion, COMAL, Common Lisp (also known as CL), COMPASS, Component Pascal, COMIT, Converge, Cool, Coral 66, Corn, CorVision, COWSEL, CPL, csh, CSP, Csound, Curl, Curry, Cyclone, D, D#, Dao, DASL - Distributed Application Specification Language, DASL - Datapoint's Advanced Systems Language, DarkBASIC, DarkBASIC Professional, DataFlex, Datalog, DATATRIEVE, dBase, dc, DCL, Deesel (formerly G), Delphi, Dialect, DinkC, Dialog Manager, DIBOL, DL/I, DotLisp, Dylan, dylan.NET, Dynace, DYNAMO, Ease, EASY, Easy PL/I, Easycoder, EASYTRIEVE PLUS, eC (Ecere C), ECMAScript, Ecol, eDeveloper, Edinburgh IMP, EGL, Eiffel, Einstein, ELAN, elastiC, Elf, Emacs Lisp, Emerald (programming language), Englesi, Epigram, Erlang, Escapade, Escher, ESPOL, Esterel, Etoys, Euclid, Euler, Euphoria, CMS EXEC, EXEC 2, F#, Factor, Falcon, Fantom, Felix, Ferite, FFP, FILETAB, Fjölnir, FL, Flavors, Flex, FLOW-MATIC, Fly, FOCAL, FOCUS, FOIL, FORMAC, FormWare, @Formula, Forth, Fortran - ISO/IEC 1539, Fortress, FoxPro 2, FP, Franz Lisp, Frink, F-Script, Fuxi, Gambas, GAMS, GAP, G-code, GDL, Gibiane, GJ, GLSL, GM, GML, Go, Go!, GOAL, Gödel, Godiva, Goo, GOTRAN, GPSS, GraphTalk, GRASS, Green, Groovy, HAL/S, IBM HAScript, Haskell, HaXe, High Level Assembly, HLSL, Hop, Hope, Hugo, Hume, HyperTalk, IBAL, IBM Basic assembly language, IBM Informix-4GL, IBM RPG, ICI, Icon, Id, IDL, IMP, Inform, Io, Ioke, IPL, IPTSCRAE, IronPython, ISPF, ISWIM, J, J#, J++, JADE, JAGEX, Jako, JAL, Janus, JASS, Java, JavaScript, JCL, JEAN, Join Java, JOSS, Joule, JOVIAL, Joy, JScript, JSP, JavaFX Script, K, Kaleidoscope, Karel, Karel++, Kaya, KEE, Kiev, KIF, Kite, Kogut, KRC, KRYPTON, ksh, KUKA, L, L# .NET, L++.NET (no longer developed), LabVIEW, Ladder, Lagoona, LANSA, Lasso, Lava, Leadwerks Script, Leda, Legoscript, Limbo, Limnor, LINC, Lingo, Linoleum, LIS, LISA, Lisaac, Lisp - ISO/IEC 13816, Lithe, Little b, Logix, Logo, Logtalk, LOTUS, LPC, LSE, LSL, Lua, Lucid, Lush, Lustre, LYaPAS, Lynx, M, M4, MAD, Magik, Magma, MapBasic, Maple, MAPPER (Unisys/Sperry) now part of BIS, MARK-IV (Sterling/Informatics) now VISION:BUILDER of CA, Mary, MASM Microsoft Assembly x86, Mathematica, MATLAB, Maxima (see also Macsyma), MaxScript internal language 3D Studio Max, Maya (MEL), MDL, MelloCOMPLEX, Mercury, Mesa, Metafont, MetaL, Microcode, MicroScript, MIIS, MillScript, MIMIC, min, Mindscript, Miranda, MIVA Script, ML, Moby, Model 204, Modula, Modula-2, Modula-3, Mohol,, Mondrian, MOO, Mortran, Moto, Mouse, MPD, MSIL - deprecated name for CIL, MSL, MSX BASIC, MUMPS, Murphy Language, Mythryl, Napier88, NATURAL, NEAT chipset, Neko, Nemerle, NESL, Net.Data, NetLogo, NewLISP, NEWP, NewtonScript, NGL, Nial, Nice, Nickle, Nimrod, Nosica, NPL, NQC, Nu, NXC, o:XML, Oak, Oberon, Object Lisp, ObjectLOGO, Object Pascal, Objective-C, Objective Caml, Objective-J, Obliq, Obol, occam, occam-π, Octave, OmniMark, Onyx, Opal, OpenEdge ABL, OPL, OpenOffice Basic, OPS5, Orc, ORCA/Modula-2, Orwell, Oxygene, Oz, PARI/GP, Pascal - ISO 7185, Pawn, PCASTL, PCF, PEARL, Perl, PDL, PHP, Phrogram, Pico, Pict, Piet, Pike, PIKT, PILOT, Pizza, PL-11, PL/0, PL/B, PL/C, PL/I - ISO 6160, PL/M, PL/P, PL/SQL, PL360, PLANC, Plankalkül, PLEX, PLEXIL, Pliant, POP-11, Poplog, PostScript, PortablE, Powerhouse, PowerBuilder - 4GL GUI appl. generator from Sybase, PowerScript, PPL, Processing, Prograph, PROIV, Prolog, Visual Prolog, Promela, PROTEL, Proteus, ProvideX, Pure, Python, Q, Qi, QtScript, QuakeC, QPL, R, R++, RAPID, Rapira, Ratfiv, Ratfor, RBScript, rc, REBOL, Redcode, REFAL, Reia, Revolution, rex, REXX, Rlab, ROOP, RPG, RPL, RSL, Ruby, RapidBATCH, S, S2, S3, S-Lang, S-PLUS, SA-C, SAC, SAIL, SALSA, SAM76, SAS, SASL, Sather, Sawzall, SBL, Scala, Scheme, Scilab, Scratch, Script.NET, Sculptor 4GL, Sed, Seed7, Self, SenseTalk, SETL, Shakespeare, Shift Script, SiMPLE, SIMPOL, Simscape, SIMSCRIPT, Simula, Simulink, SISAL, Slate, SLEEP, SLIP, SMALL, Smalltalk, SML, SNOBOL(SPITBOL), Snow, Snowball, SNUSP, SOAP, SOL, Span, SPARK, Spice, SPIN, SP/k, SPS, Squeak, Squirrel, SR, SSL, Strand, Stateflow, Subtext, Suneido, SuperCollider, SuperTalk, SYMPL, SyncCharts, SystemVerilog, T, TACL, TACPOL, TADS, TAL, Tcl, Tea, TELON - Mainframe Online IMS/COBOL Generator, TECO, TELCOMP, gt-Telon, TenCORE, TeX, TEX, TIE, thinBasic programming language, Timber, Tom, TOM, Topspeed, TPU, Trac, T-SQL, TTCN, Turbo Pascal, Turing, TUTOR, TXL, Ubercode, Unicon, Uniface, uniPaaS, UNITY, Unix shell, Unlambda, UnrealScript, USE (Regency Systems), Vala, Genie, VBA, VBScript, Verilog, VHDL, Visual Basic, Visual Basic .NET, Visual C++, Visual C++ .Net, Visual DataFlex, Visual DialogScript, Visual FoxPro, Visual J++, Visual Objects, Vvvv, Water, WATFIV, WATFOR, WebQL, Whitespace, Winbatch, X++, X10, XBL, xHarbour, XL, XOTcl, XPL, XPL0, XQuery, XSLT - See XPath, Y, YAL, Yoix, Yorick, Z, Z notation, Zeno, Zonnon, ZOPL, ZPL, ZZT-oop
Frameworks: Prototype, jQuery, Ext, MooTools, YUI, Dojo, Backbase, qooxdoo, Flexunit, Unity, Check, VI Tester, LuaUnit, pl/unit, Drupal, CherryPy, Joomla, AxKit, Mambo, Jakarta Slide, gSOAP, WSO2 WSF/PHP
Things you like to do: iPhone Development (I hear that's where the big bucks are)
Availability: Any time. (seriously, if the pay is good, I can work in the middle of the night or whatever)
Contact: PMs only please.

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