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CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
I kinda wish I had joined the Navy instead of the Air Force and gone Nuke

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CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Cousarr posted:

I think my best WTF NNPTC story was right around when spice was becoming a thing. My classmate gets busted for spice and goes to mast and then DTP and the whole nine yards. Dude then takes it upon himself to steal his roommate's XBOX when he's moving his stuff out. The roommate reports the missing XBOX and they search the guy's DTP quarters. They find the XBOX and more spice. Dude goes to summary courts martial and gets adjudged some time in the brig.

Cross posting from the AF, but we had a kid in Tech School get busted for heroin, so they put him on lockdown, and he had three airmen escorting him. Somehow he gets into the Sergeant's office, steals his car keys they siezed, and drives off base. They caught him two weeks later fleeing for Mexico.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Snowdens Secret posted:

I still don't really know what spice is so I just assume these are all stories of guys huffing powdered cinnamon

Artificial Marijuana, pretty much

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Mad Dragon posted:

More like loving potpourri.

That is the guises it is sold under at least, I know when I saw spice at a local gas station in Wyoming, that is what it said on the packaging, but they make it pretty obvious in the illustrations and other wording that they know what you are REALLY purchasing it for.

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