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Discendo Vox posted:Clearly the correct workplace division is Hogwarts Houses. Nah, in the corporate world, it's which Disney villain you feel the greatest kinship with
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# ¿ Jan 14, 2023 04:30 |
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# ¿ May 22, 2024 13:49 |
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Sundae posted:...my god... they found someone dumb enough to touch the third rail. Did they use to work for Target?
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# ¿ Jan 18, 2023 01:40 |
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Sundae posted:I legitimately have an investigation that ended in (corporate-phrased to obscure the reality, of course) "cleaning staff don't know what a closet is."
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# ¿ Feb 1, 2023 00:10 |
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Eric the Mauve posted:Scrums... scrums in the deep.
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# ¿ Feb 14, 2023 01:05 |
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Sundae posted:Yes, the single most valuable thing we could've given to everyone during the lockdown that didn't happen. I'm told NYC almost didn't classify liquor stores as essential services, but then someone did the math and pointed out the likely consequences.
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# ¿ Feb 22, 2023 21:37 |
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Lockback posted:I'm just saying if someone invites me to a meeting where they bring a bunch of apple pie to talk about applie pie statements I'm probably declining that meeting. But you'd miss out on the free pie.
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# ¿ Feb 28, 2023 00:19 |
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Renegret posted:Speaking of cruel lies You have a break room??
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2023 20:09 |
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Barudak posted:I report projects I dont want to do as phishing then ignore them.
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2023 18:36 |
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Funny, we hired two new guys recently. One of the first things that happened, naturally, during getting them set up was them and me and [other intermediate developer] starting a 4-way Teams chat which gets used for tutorializing and helping them whenever they need it. I suspect a lack of mentorship is more an office culture's fault than the technology's or the physical distance's.
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2023 18:27 |
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Good-Natured Filth posted:
Thank.
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2023 17:29 |
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CarForumPoster posted:Corporate Megathread: please bite my C level in the D level
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2023 02:34 |
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Sibling of TB posted:No raise. Wouldn't that not meet expectations in the sheets?
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2023 03:26 |
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HiroProtagonist posted:gonna have to disagree with you there boss, because your employer will always, 100% without question, lie to you all the time. Where the $#%# do you work?
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# ¿ May 12, 2023 09:18 |
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therobit posted:“Corpo” means body… That's "corpse".
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# ¿ May 14, 2023 08:19 |
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Dukberry posted:I work at a start-up that competes with those two products and let me tell you, the only reason to learn and use any of these tools over Excel is for this exact reason. I got propositioned (for a job offer) by Tableau once, back before Salesforce snapped them up. When I got out of university, I went to look them up, but Salesforce had acquired them by that time and I got no response to my application. Such is life, I guess.
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# ¿ May 19, 2023 20:52 |
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AAAAA! Real Muenster posted:I just got nagged by Teams to create an avatar. You too, huh? A coworker tried it and it says you have to be 18+ to do it, apparently.
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# ¿ May 30, 2023 20:49 |
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KYOON GRIFFEY JR posted:e-quaintance surely acquaintanc-e
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# ¿ Jun 6, 2023 22:54 |
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Smithwick posted:By f-word I mean “f*mily”. oh no
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# ¿ Jun 8, 2023 03:41 |
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# ¿ Jun 13, 2023 19:08 |
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therobit posted:My 8 year old son forgot his toast in the toaster this week and decided to reheat it in the microwave for three minutes. I think I am going to have to get a new microwave because I’m he smell is awful and it won’t go away with cleaning. Reminds me of the time a coworker of mine was making his lunch (cup noodles) in the office microwave and forgot to add the water. We had to blow out the smoke with fans, and get a new microwave. He's also the site safety officer.
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# ¿ Jun 14, 2023 07:03 |
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A friend of mine (we're both from NA) applied for programmer jobs in Japan. Apparently there, sending in a photo with the resume was de rigeur.
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# ¿ Jun 21, 2023 19:02 |
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priznat posted:Listening to a podcast with Martha Stewart being interviewed and am fascinated by her psychotic views on work:
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# ¿ Jun 22, 2023 19:47 |
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Well, how did the story turn out?!
Quackles fucked around with this message at 18:19 on Jul 4, 2023 |
# ¿ Jul 4, 2023 18:17 |
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Sundae posted:Which makes me wonder - is there some sort of exception in fire code for people in wheelchairs? You cannot have elevators as the primary egress for fire escapes and are not supposed to use them during fires, but someone in a wheelchair may not be able to use the stairs. What do you do for someone who is multiple floors up in a building? I actually don't know! I'm given to understand the reason you're not supposed to use elevators during a fire is not because they'll stop working or be dangerous, but because the fire department needs priority access to them without being inhibited by everyone bailing out. (And, by extension, wheelchair users should still use the elevator).
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# ¿ Jul 14, 2023 21:02 |
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Now I'm wondering. Do they have fire marshals in the military? Because if one got demoted, it'd be to fire a martial fire marshal.
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# ¿ Jul 16, 2023 04:25 |
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Mustache Ride posted:What the gently caress is wrong with you people, why is the corporate thread more active on Sunday than any other day of the week? Same reason janitors work when everyone's out of the office.
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# ¿ Jul 16, 2023 19:48 |
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rafikki posted:I started a glitch mob channel on pandora years ago and it serves as my background music channel very well Oh man, the Glitch Mob is dope.
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# ¿ Jul 18, 2023 02:25 |
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Sundae posted:3) Play the no-eye-contact game with Jehovah's Witnesses who have set up a stand in the middle of the sidewalk. Make eye contact and ignore them. Assert dominance.
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# ¿ Aug 3, 2023 02:19 |
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KozmoNaut posted:Seriouspost, please don't antagonize rank and file Jehovah's Witnesses, they're not evil or mean-spirited, they're victims of a cult. This, honestly. I was shitposting. KozmoNaut here has much better advice.
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# ¿ Aug 3, 2023 08:17 |
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Beefeater1980 posted:Disciple Luo asked: Master, what is virtue? Hot drat, there's a grain of truth in this somewhere.
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# ¿ Aug 11, 2023 21:18 |
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SpartanIvy posted:We just had an alarm go off in our building which said "Everything is under control. You may return to normal activities. There is no emergency." On loop for 10 minutes.
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2023 18:07 |
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Sundae posted:All interview candidates were reimbursed as suppliers with net-90 terms, per procedure. Also, please provide 7 letters of reference (seriously - seven) and here's the paperwork to sign for your potential background check. They probably save a lot of money on not having to reimburse prospective candidates.
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# ¿ Sep 8, 2023 19:51 |
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AI generated content is poo poo, though.
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# ¿ Sep 10, 2023 21:07 |
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pseudanonymous posted:Google has turned to such utter garbage I have a feeling something else is going to emerge Is it finally Bung's time to shine?
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# ¿ Sep 10, 2023 21:34 |
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Sundae posted:I started writing a pharma story but it spans five years and might end up being a full loving book chapter. Do I or is that too long for people's interests? Office politics in hiring, racism, accusations of sexual involvement with a direct report, and a series of well-meaning decisions by managers resulting in kind of lovely outcomes for the direct report.
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# ¿ Oct 19, 2023 06:08 |
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Smithwick posted:I have had multiple directors and VPs over the years proclaim that some process, system or software would greatly reduce the use of excel. Almost none have bared fruit. Excel is eternal. It is like Judge Holden, it will never die. That's funny. I almost never use Excel at my office... ...I'm too busy dealing with SQL instead
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# ¿ Feb 11, 2024 03:41 |
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Yeah, I just wear a T-shirt under my sweater.
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# ¿ Feb 21, 2024 07:29 |
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Silly Newbie posted:Also a word on password chat: the security thinking has moved into pass phrases over pass words, and it's way easier. Also password rotation is obsolete, they shouldn't expire, and MFA everything. Lucky you. Our IT guy wants to move everyone to passwordless (fingerprint/face login).
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# ¿ Feb 22, 2024 07:46 |
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Arquinsiel posted:It's also worth pointing out that "PIN" in current MS-speak is just "password". I have no idea why they decided to do that, but they have. The PIN doesn’t go beyond the on-device TPM, supposedly.
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# ¿ Feb 22, 2024 21:53 |
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# ¿ May 22, 2024 13:49 |
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Arquinsiel posted:says someone renamed the MySQL root user to "Jeffrey" thinking it was funny and would never be a problem.
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# ¿ Mar 3, 2024 06:23 |