KRAMER THIS PHONE'S A PIECE OF JUNK, GOODBYE

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potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

If you'd like to do this the easy way, open the door, now. Or, please select the number of seconds, you'd like to wait, before I break this door down. Please select, now.

# ? Apr 22, 2024 01:57

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# ? May 3, 2024 23:55

TheKingslayer: Sep 3, 2008

We can do this easy way or... the fun way.

# ? Apr 22, 2024 02:07

SirPablo: May 1, 2004; Pillbug

They assign you a specific disease and you act out the symptoms. It's an easy gig.

# ? Apr 22, 2024 02:51

Jimbone Tallshanks: Dec 16, 2005; You can't pull rank on murder.

potee posted:

If you'd like to do this the easy way, open the door, now. Or, please select the number of seconds, you'd like to wait, before I break this door down. Please select, now.

Who is this? :phoneb:

# ? Apr 22, 2024 03:03

Palmtree Panic: Jul 28, 2007; He has no style, he has no grace

It�s Feldman..From across the hall.

# ? Apr 22, 2024 03:39

TVGM: Mar 17, 2005; "It is not moral, it is not acceptable, and it is not sustainable that the top one-tenth of 1 percent now owns almost as much wealth as the bottom 90 percent"; Yam Slacker

Feldman.

From across the hall. :frogbon:

# ? Apr 22, 2024 03:40

TVGM: Mar 17, 2005; "It is not moral, it is not acceptable, and it is not sustainable that the top one-tenth of 1 percent now owns almost as much wealth as the bottom 90 percent"; Yam Slacker

Palmtree Panic posted:

It’s Feldman..From across the hall.

I don't think we should see each other anymore.

# ? Apr 22, 2024 03:43

Palmtree Panic: Jul 28, 2007; He has no style, he has no grace

I refuse to give up on this relationship. It's like launching missiles from a submarine. Both of us have to turn our keys.

# ? Apr 22, 2024 03:54

SirPablo: May 1, 2004; Pillbug

24 stamps and I become a submarine captain.

# ? Apr 22, 2024 04:09

Chili: Jan 23, 2004; college kids ain't shit; Fun Shoe

Is everything ok here, something awful poster, SirPablo?

# ? Apr 22, 2024 04:39

Alhazred: Feb 16, 2011

potee posted:

If you'd like to do this the easy way, open the door, now. Or, please select the number of seconds, you'd like to wait, before I break this door down. Please select, now.

Why don't you just tell me the number of seconds you've selected.

# ? Apr 22, 2024 06:03

SirPablo: May 1, 2004; Pillbug

Chili posted:

Is everything ok here, something awful poster, SirPablo?

Alhazred posted:

Why don't you just tell me the number of seconds you've selected.

Chili, Alhazred, are you out of your mind? You got the AIDS walk in like, three hours! You're never gonna make it!

# ? Apr 22, 2024 06:17

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

SirPablo posted:

24 stamps and I become a submarine captain.

Can you spare a little change for an old buccaneer?

# ? Apr 22, 2024 11:09

MightyJoe36: Dec 29, 2013; Cat Army

SirPablo posted:

24 stamps and I become a submarine captain.

Is there a captain's hat involved here?

# ? Apr 22, 2024 13:40

Palmtree Panic: Jul 28, 2007; He has no style, he has no grace

It could be a whole new look for you. You could put a patch over an eye. You could be the pirate poster.

# ? Apr 22, 2024 14:38

SirPablo: May 1, 2004; Pillbug

I like that eye patch.

# ? Apr 22, 2024 15:17

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

SirPablo posted:

I like that eye patch.

GET IT BACK!

# ? Apr 22, 2024 15:24

Laughing Zealot: Oct 10, 2012

I DON'T WANT TO BE A PIRATE!

# ? Apr 22, 2024 23:31

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

MightyJoe36 posted:

Is there a captain's hat involved here?

I was promised tote bags, and tote bags I shall have! :colbert:

# ? Apr 23, 2024 08:58

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

Root Bear posted:

I was promised tote bags, and tote bags I shall have!

We're going on a two day trip, what are you, Diana Ross?

# ? Apr 23, 2024 15:17

TVGM: Mar 17, 2005; "It is not moral, it is not acceptable, and it is not sustainable that the top one-tenth of 1 percent now owns almost as much wealth as the bottom 90 percent"; Yam Slacker

You know, suddenly I'm in the mood for pasta primavera myself. :freakout:

# ? Apr 24, 2024 02:12

Alhazred: Feb 16, 2011

I wanna bite into a big hunk of cheese. Just bite into it like an apple.

# ? Apr 24, 2024 11:51

Professor Wayne: Aug 27, 2008; So, Harvey, what became of the giant penny?

They actually let him keep it.

No, I mentioned the bisque

# ? Apr 24, 2024 17:20

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

So what if they have a lobster? Suddenly you're a shellfish connoisseur?

# ? Apr 24, 2024 17:35

Alhazred: Feb 16, 2011

# ? Apr 24, 2024 18:10

SirPablo: May 1, 2004; Pillbug

How do you eat it, with your hands?

# ? Apr 24, 2024 18:47

Dongicus: Jun 12, 2015

https://x.com/EverythingOOC/status/1782967705542517087

# ? Apr 24, 2024 18:51

TVGM: Mar 17, 2005; "It is not moral, it is not acceptable, and it is not sustainable that the top one-tenth of 1 percent now owns almost as much wealth as the bottom 90 percent"; Yam Slacker

Her father would look at me and say, "eno enoa juang." Which means, "this guy - this is not my kind of guy."

# ? Apr 24, 2024 19:44

Alhazred: Feb 16, 2011

TVGM posted:

Her father would look at me and say, "eno enoa juang." Which means, "this guy - this is not my kind of guy."

# ? Apr 24, 2024 20:30

Palmtree Panic: Jul 28, 2007; He has no style, he has no grace

Look at you. Why don't you do something with your life? Sit around here all day, you contribute nothing to society.

# ? Apr 24, 2024 20:31

Ginette Reno: Nov 18, 2006; How Doers get more done; Fun Shoe

What is this? What are we doing? What in god's name are we doing? Our lives. What kind of lives are these? We're like children. We're not men.

# ? Apr 24, 2024 20:40

Professor Wayne: Aug 27, 2008; So, Harvey, what became of the giant penny?

They actually let him keep it.

I proclaim this the Summer of George!

# ? Apr 24, 2024 20:43

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

We were expecting about 200 people.

# ? Apr 24, 2024 20:48

Gyshall: Feb 24, 2009; Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.

Who is this?

# ? Apr 25, 2024 23:57

SirPablo: May 1, 2004; Pillbug

She thinks it's someone named Raef.

# ? Apr 26, 2024 00:23

TVGM: Mar 17, 2005; "It is not moral, it is not acceptable, and it is not sustainable that the top one-tenth of 1 percent now owns almost as much wealth as the bottom 90 percent"; Yam Slacker

All right. One chart coming up. It's Bennett, right?

# ? Apr 26, 2024 02:55

potee: Jul 23, 2007; Or, you know.

Not fine.

They're so mentally gifted that we mustn't disturb the delicate genius - unless it's in the confines of an office! When huge sums of money are involved, then the delicate genius can be disturbed! :mad:

# ? Apr 26, 2024 03:56

covidstomper58: Nov 8, 2020

*George puts ketchup on a turkey sandwich*

# ? Apr 26, 2024 04:03

White Light: Dec 19, 2012

It's the wood that makes it good.

# ? Apr 26, 2024 04:45

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# ? May 3, 2024 23:55

Alhazred: Feb 16, 2011

potee posted:

They're so mentally gifted that we mustn't disturb the delicate genius - unless it's in the confines of an office! When huge sums of money are involved, then the delicate genius can be disturbed!

Actually I prefer to be called Maestro.

# ? Apr 26, 2024 11:21

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