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Palmtree Panic
Jul 28, 2007

He has no style, he has no grace
Is this the suicide talk or the nickname talk?

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SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
From now on, I will be known as...

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
HOOCHIE MAMA

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




SirPablo posted:

From now on, I will be known as...

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Palmtree Panic posted:

Is this the suicide talk or the nickname talk?

TVGM
Mar 17, 2005

"It is not moral, it is not acceptable, and it is not sustainable that the top one-tenth of 1 percent now owns almost as much wealth as the bottom 90 percent"

Yam Slacker
You're disturbed! You're depressed! You're inadequate! You got it all!

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




TVGM posted:

You're disturbed! You're depressed! You're inadequate! You got it all!

Outrageous, egregious, preposterous!

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
I think you're both mentally ill. :rolleyes:

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

Palmtree Panic posted:

And you really don't look like a poo poo poster.

I may not look like a poo poo poster but I act like a poo poo poster.

These quotes you posted in the thread. It's almost as if you have no forums training at all.

bravesword
Apr 13, 2012

Silent Protagonist
Well, they tend to give those jobs to ex-moderators and people who are, you know, in shitposting.

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

You know I always wanted to pretend to be a shitposter.

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

bravesword posted:

Well, they tend to give those jobs to ex-moderators and people who are, you know, in shitposting.

Well, that's really not fair. :(

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
You think this is the thread Ted Danson gets?

Palmtree Panic
Jul 28, 2007

He has no style, he has no grace
Ted Danson is not even on the forum anymore

TVGM
Mar 17, 2005

"It is not moral, it is not acceptable, and it is not sustainable that the top one-tenth of 1 percent now owns almost as much wealth as the bottom 90 percent"

Yam Slacker
I like shitposting. It's very positive. It's not like those real effort-posters who think they're so cool and OP.

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

TVGM posted:

I like shitposting. It's very positive. It's not like those real effort-posters who think they're so cool and OP.

I like posts you don't have to think about too much. :downs:

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Jimbone Tallshanks posted:

You know I always wanted to pretend to be a shitposter.
In my country, they speak of a man so virile, so potent, that to spend a night with such a man is to enter a world of such sensual delights most women dare not dream of. This man is known as the "Shitposter". You may tell jokes mister Jimbone Tallshanks, but you are no shitposter.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
My name is potee. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.

TVGM
Mar 17, 2005

"It is not moral, it is not acceptable, and it is not sustainable that the top one-tenth of 1 percent now owns almost as much wealth as the bottom 90 percent"

Yam Slacker
Ah, Poor Things: A young girl's strange, erotic journey from London to Lisbon.

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

potee posted:

My name is potee. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.

I was chewing gum with Alhazred, and he was bragging about the peepshow you gave him in GBS.

bravesword
Apr 13, 2012

Silent Protagonist

TVGM posted:

Ah, Poor Things: A young girl's strange, erotic journey from London to Lisbon.

That doesn’t sound right.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
That sounds about right.

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH
Stay on 95 South to Biscayne Boulevard. Then you make a left turn. Put your blinker on immediatly, there's an abutment there.

Then you're gonna merge over very quickly, but stay on Biscayne.

Don't get off Biscayne.

You understand me?

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
I think I understand this. Potee Shitposter is real. His biography is not. Now, you Root Bear are real. But your life is Potee's. Now the bus tour, which is real, takes to places that, while they are real, they are not real in sense that they did not *really* happen to the *real* Potee which is you.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Red posted:

I was chewing gum with Alhazred, and he was bragging about the peepshow you gave him in GBS.

Yes, and a more disgusting spectacle I could not recall!

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Alhazred posted:

Yes, and a more disgusting spectacle I could not recall!


I'm sitting there in a tepid pool of my own filth.

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

potee posted:

I'm sitting there in a tepid pool of my own filth.

The very idea! You had me sleeping in urine!

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

Red posted:

The very idea! You had me sleeping in urine!

I thought you said you was bringing a white boy home. I don't see a white boy. I see a damned fool!!!

TVGM
Mar 17, 2005

"It is not moral, it is not acceptable, and it is not sustainable that the top one-tenth of 1 percent now owns almost as much wealth as the bottom 90 percent"

Yam Slacker
Because I could get uromysitisis poisoning and die. That's why! Do you think I enjoy living like this?

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
I don't want to live like this!

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
If I can't shitpost, I have no reason to live :cry:

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-features/jerry-seeinfeld-pc-culture-far-right-1235012038/

Thanks for ruining my dad's business you fat gently caress.

TVGM
Mar 17, 2005

"It is not moral, it is not acceptable, and it is not sustainable that the top one-tenth of 1 percent now owns almost as much wealth as the bottom 90 percent"

Yam Slacker
Anyway, the Hezbollah has invited me to perform. You know, it's their annual terrorist luncheon. I'm gonna do it in Farsi.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
I know, I know. Kind of a cute Zionist though.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
College kids don't want to get lectured by a 70 year old billionaire about their cell phones and woke avocado toast? What's the deal with that

TVGM
Mar 17, 2005

"It is not moral, it is not acceptable, and it is not sustainable that the top one-tenth of 1 percent now owns almost as much wealth as the bottom 90 percent"

Yam Slacker
Hey kids. What's the deal with homework? You're not working on your home!

(Audience boos)

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

How would you like it if I came to your classroom and heckled YOU? :hai:

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH
Oh, you really missed something. And I have to say...it was pretty much all my fault. :smugbert:

Palmtree Panic
Jul 28, 2007

He has no style, he has no grace
I'm getting a little tired of hearing how horrible I am and would appreciate it if you would leave me out of your act all together.

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bravesword
Apr 13, 2012

Silent Protagonist
Your callous indifference and utter disregard for everything that is good and decent has rocked the very foundation upon which our society is built. I can think of nothing more fitting than for you to spend a year removed from society so that you can contemplate the manner in which you have conducted yourselves.

I know I will.

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